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11/05/2005 01:17:05 PM · #1 |
I have to admit, I'm still entertaining myself with my most recent challenge entry, which also happens to be my lowest-scoring entry to date. I laughed my arse off doing it, and so did my brother-in-law. I also found it oddly liberating. I'd like to try to spread a little liberation & fun around, so here's the deal.
Shoot your version of projectile white. It can be as identical as you want, or as different. Just make me laugh! No editing rules, but use your own photo(s).
The winner gets the coveted Golden Slippy!
 <--- challenge entry
 <--- original
Contest ends Sunday evening. :-)
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11/05/2005 01:21:55 PM · #2 |
man you cropped the crap... out of that. printable at roughly 1x3"
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11/05/2005 01:22:27 PM · #3 |
| golden whaattt? hehehehe sounds like fun... |
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11/05/2005 01:23:22 PM · #4 |
| gawd slippy. I coughed myself into puking 4 times yesterday. And you announce this today. You must have THE WORST timing in dpc history :p |
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11/05/2005 01:47:11 PM · #5 |
Heh heh. All four kids are all over this.....
And all I can think of at the moment is - Wow, his potty is so amazingly CLEAN and shiny, they must not have hard water where he is.... LOL
Kudos on your incredibly clean toilet, and for thinking a little differently then everybody else. And thanks for putting in a little fun where folks are being much to serious these days....
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11/05/2005 02:02:18 PM · #6 |
Originally posted by soup:
man you cropped the crap... out of that. printable at roughly 1x3" |
Well, if you really want to buy a print, I could reshoot in closer for you!
;-)
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11/05/2005 02:03:23 PM · #7 |
Originally posted by Strikeslip:
Originally posted by soup:
man you cropped the crap... out of that. printable at roughly 1x3" |
Well, if you really want to buy a print, I could reshoot in closer for you!
;-) |
For myself, I'll just take the wallet size. |
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11/05/2005 02:03:35 PM · #8 |
Good to see there will be some contestants!
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11/05/2005 05:47:17 PM · #9 |
rump
Message edited by author 2005-11-05 17:47:57.
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11/05/2005 06:27:53 PM · #10 |
Do we actually have to puke for this?
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11/05/2005 06:32:35 PM · #11 |
| ok so what exactly is the golden slippy??? |
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11/05/2005 08:11:57 PM · #12 |
I'm in! Let's get the obvious entry out of the way:
The Golden Slippy is mine, ALL MINE! Unless it involves touching, at which point I use kpriest as a human shield. |
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11/05/2005 09:11:00 PM · #13 |
Originally posted by rikki11:
ok so what exactly is the golden slippy??? |
Oh Rikki, where have you been? The Golden Slippy haz only been awarded four times, I think... If memory serves, and it isn't so good, so I reserve the right to screw up...
1. Alionic, for a Photoshop contest.
2. kpriest, for a Photoshop contest.
3. kavey, for donating photos to an auction for charity & getting scads of cash.
4. graphicfunk, for sending a camera up to Joey Lawrence.
So you see, the Golden slippy is quite rare. If you want to get a look at what might grace your virtual mantle piece... feast your eyes on this!
ooooooh.... aaaaaahh
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11/06/2005 12:03:06 AM · #14 |
I was thinking halfway out of the box for this one. ...maybe I was only half-thinking - I can't remember. All I know is that I need to go take a shower, I'm starting to curdle.
Aye Carumba - the things I do for these big cash prizes.
Message edited by author 2010-05-11 20:22:33. |
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11/06/2005 12:39:54 AM · #15 |
Okay, I've got to come up with something awesome, 'cause I totally have to have a Golden Slippy award!
Gonna have to sleep on this and get it in last minute...
Everyone beware, I'm goin' all out for this one!
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11/06/2005 12:41:40 AM · #16 |
Originally posted by OdysseyF22:
Everyone beware, I'm goin' all out for this one! |
As if to imply that spewing milk all over one's own face is not going all out? ;-P
I'm looking forward to seeing what you come up with. :)
Message edited by author 2005-11-06 00:41:53. |
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11/06/2005 07:49:02 AM · #17 |
| OH man Kpriest, that is Art man. Art. Roflmao. |
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11/06/2005 05:27:49 PM · #18 |
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11/06/2005 06:09:41 PM · #19 |
Originally posted by CalliopeKel:
Art. Roflmao. |
Hmmm... Now me thinks I might change me username... |
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11/06/2005 10:52:56 PM · #20 |
Okay, here's what I got! Hope you enjoy ;)
Can't wait to see who wins!
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11/07/2005 07:55:59 AM · #21 |
OK, now for the results you've all been waiting for...
After minutes of painstaking deliberation, and only a little disappointment in the lack of nudity...
The "Golden Slippy" goes to:
kpriest
An impressive piece of artwork! Combining Projectile White with Sliptych was another demonstration of Ken's pure evil-genious. The fact that he got milk all over his face adds another dimension of cruel pleasure. I believe "Triptych" was chosen as this week's advanced challenge so Ken might get more milk on his face trying to reshoot, as this is definitely a Ribbon-Worthy shot. :-D
The "Two-Thumbs-Up" goes to:
conglet
The "I'll Drink To That" goes to:
OdysseyF22
Thanks, everyone, for taking part. It was fun to see what your interpretations, I laughed, I cried, I wondered where all the nude depictions were. Congrats to the winners, you may now hang your awards proudly on the wall in your den!
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11/07/2005 08:20:31 AM · #22 |
Slippy your toilet seat looks like its smiling in the thumbnail version. :D
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11/07/2005 08:26:37 AM · #23 |
Awe heck I missed it!
I think my 9 year old has a sinus infection from trying to make milk come out his nose 20 times...... |
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11/07/2005 08:29:31 AM · #24 |
Originally posted by notonline:
Slippy your toilet seat looks like its smiling in the thumbnail version. :D |
That damn toilet is always laughing at my expense, I'll have my revenge! The fridge is the problem, though. Sometimes it drinks my beer and re-arranges its contents.
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11/07/2005 08:31:24 AM · #25 |
Ohmygawd! I can't believe it! You love me! You REALLY REALLY LOVE ME! I have so many people to thank, I don't know where to begin. I'd like to start by thanking my manager, publicist and canine supervision expert. You guys are awesome! Nikon, for allowing me to spend more money than I ever would have thought possible two years ago so I could photograph my toilet in such excruciating detail. Of course Adobe gets props for producing software sophisticated enough to allow the complete removal by cloning of a friendly little hair that otherwise detracted from the overall theme of the image. The fine folks at Mansfield Ceramics for making such a fine receptacle into which to pour that precious calcium-rich liquid that is again being outstripped in price by consumer-grade gasoline. I could not have done this without the always excellent Ajax dishsoap which which to whip the toilet water into such a lather as to provide an odd texture for a bodily secretion to produce. My third grade teacher, Mrs. Hornbeck (now Mrs. Johnson as she remarried a few years later) and high school Soccer coach Mr. Navarro who bestowed upon me the moniker "rubberlegs" following which I swiched to running Cross Country which took even less skill to fail at. I Love You Mom! My wonderful wife Kelly, who puts up with me on a primarily daily basis, including being prevented from using the only bathroom in the house for an hour or so while I pursue Coveted Awards. My little girl, who has no idea what kind of family she was born into, but will undoubtedly be mortified for the majority of her school-going years. Shout out to Joey - I see you over there! Victory has never tasted so sweet. I'll see you next year - GOODNIGHT!
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