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09/09/2005 01:52:23 PM · #126 |
Originally posted by thatcloudthere:
Originally posted by GeneralE:
It would not surprise me if over half the world's population still lives without benefit of toilets to flush. |
Ha!
Half the world's population doesn't have access to any clean water at all...nevermind finding a nice comfortable place with installed plumbing to take a dump.
From a BBC report:
UN water expert Brian Appleton says 5,000 children die needlessly every day from waterborne illnesses:
"That's equivalent to 12 full jumbo jets crashing every day," he says.
Oh wait, am I letting little things like dying people sidetrack another thread? My bad... |
Come on, this is a lighthearted, funny thread, we are enjoying. Let's at least have the opportunity to be frivilous without having to consider the problems of the world whatever we are discussing!!
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09/09/2005 01:55:39 PM · #127 |
Originally posted by Riponlady:
Come on, this is a lighthearted, funny thread, we are enjoying. Let's at least have the opportunity to be frivilous without having to consider the problems of the world whatever we are discussing!!
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Yeah, I already gave my input on the subject before...I just wanted to add that one day, I sat on pee while on a toilet in a public restroom and ever since I've not been able to sit on a toilet seat without wiping it down first...except the one at our house. |
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09/09/2005 01:58:57 PM · #128 |
I've had this quirky sense for a while now that whether or not a man puts the seat down says a lot about his character..am yet to be wrong.
P.S. TCT: There's never an occasion where sitting on a public toilet seat, wiped or not, is justifiable. Either hover, or layer with tissue than use your foot to flush - that's how us women do it :-)
Message edited by author 2005-09-09 14:00:10. |
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09/09/2005 02:01:37 PM · #129 |
Originally posted by GoldBerry:
I've had this quirky sense for a while now that whether or not a man puts the seat down says a lot about his character..am yet to be wrong. |
How many guys have you lived with? |
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09/09/2005 02:02:18 PM · #130 |
I've been the one to layer several of the tissue toilet seat protectors (affectionately known to my family as the "toilet condoms") before I even THINK of sitting or hovering. Public restrooms are just icky. :(
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09/09/2005 02:02:49 PM · #131 |
Originally posted by GoldBerry:
P.S. TCT: There's never an occasion where sitting on a public toilet seat, wiped or not, is justifiable. Either hover, or layer with tissue than use your foot to flush - that's how us women do it :-) |
I've had this quirky sense for a while now that whether a woman feel she is too good or not to sit on a public toilet seat says a lot about her character...have yet to be caught peeping through the stall doors. |
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09/09/2005 02:03:09 PM · #132 |
Originally posted by thatcloudthere:
Originally posted by GoldBerry:
I've had this quirky sense for a while now that whether or not a man puts the seat down says a lot about his character..am yet to be wrong. |
How many guys have you lived with? |
About a dozen. Why? |
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09/09/2005 02:04:52 PM · #133 |
Originally posted by GoldBerry:
Originally posted by thatcloudthere:
Originally posted by GoldBerry:
I've had this quirky sense for a while now that whether or not a man puts the seat down says a lot about his character..am yet to be wrong. |
How many guys have you lived with? |
About a dozen. Why? |
Just wanted to make sure you had collected enough data to ensure your findings had integrity. |
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09/09/2005 02:08:21 PM · #134 |
Originally posted by GoldBerry:
There's never an occasion where sitting on a public toilet seat, wiped or not, is justifiable. Either hover, or layer with tissue than use your foot to flush - that's how us women do it :-) |
I have never hovered or covered... Seems pretty paranoid and ridiculous to me. If it looks clean, I sit. If it doesn't, I'll move on...
Most times if I have to think twice about sitting on something it's because I'm worried I'll get it dirty rather than the other way around.
Message edited by author 2005-09-09 14:10:42. |
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09/09/2005 02:12:15 PM · #135 |
Originally posted by laurielblack:
I've been the one to layer several of the tissue toilet seat protectors (affectionately known to my family as the "toilet condoms") before I even THINK of sitting or hovering. Public restrooms are just icky. :( |
ooooo a double-teamer! I have so much to learn still....
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09/09/2005 02:14:13 PM · #136 |
Q: Why do some men pee in the shower?
A: Because peeing in the bathtub is just gross. |
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09/09/2005 02:16:34 PM · #137 |
This topic is just making me smile!!
Did you know those toilet seat paper covers are excellent as face blotters to absorb the oil? This tip came from a make-up artist on TV. :-) |
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09/09/2005 02:16:51 PM · #138 |
Originally posted by dwoolridge:
To all men: stop pissing while standing up. you are splashing pissy water all over the place. take a seat. relax. let the urine flow. shake your dew in the bowl, not the floor. |
Oddly poetic!
Yeah, it's just as easy to lower it as it is to raise it. It's a Tag team effort.
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09/09/2005 02:26:10 PM · #139 |
This just reminded me of a site that I saw a long while back (hey.. when you live in the dorms, EVERY link gets passed around):
Purposely leaving the URL as the link so you can't blame me for not warning you.. THERE ARE PICTURES OF POOP. Not that any of you want to look at it.. not that I did.. ..
//www.ratemypoo.com/ratemy/poo
For any of you that don't get the parody, see the popular site: //www.hotornot.com/
There also used to be rate my boobies and whatnot, but apparently they got shut down.. I guess poop is more okay to look at than boobies :(
Message edited by author 2005-09-09 14:31:52.
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09/09/2005 02:30:15 PM · #140 |
Men have to sit down on the toilet too sometimes, but we never fall in... maybe it's because we look first
Bugs me sometimes that women never put the toilet seat back up, what happens if we wake up in the middle of the night and go pee, and it splashes off the seat and goes all over the floor. We can slip and break our necks! You are putting us in danger.
Message edited by author 2005-09-09 14:31:51. |
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09/09/2005 02:30:47 PM · #141 |
Originally posted by GoldBerry:
Originally posted by thatcloudthere:
Originally posted by GoldBerry:
I've had this quirky sense for a while now that whether or not a man puts the seat down says a lot about his character..am yet to be wrong. |
How many guys have you lived with? |
About a dozen. Why? |
At the same time? :)
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09/09/2005 02:31:38 PM · #142 |
Originally posted by laurielblack:
affectionately known to my family as the "toilet condoms |
AKA: Ass Gasket
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09/09/2005 03:03:36 PM · #143 |
Originally posted by GoldBerry:
I've had this quirky sense for a while now that whether or not a man puts the seat down says a lot about his character..am yet to be wrong. |
Yes, I often wonder why women do not leave the toilet seat up for men....... |
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09/09/2005 03:40:22 PM · #144 |
What about putting the lid down? Then both men and women have to lift something and put it back down and all is equal... That's how we do it in my house.
What a bizarre conversation...
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09/09/2005 03:44:10 PM · #145 |
lol thats so true
Originally posted by Atropos:
Men have to sit down on the toilet too sometimes, but we never fall in... maybe it's because we look first
Bugs me sometimes that women never put the toilet seat back up, what happens if we wake up in the middle of the night and go pee, and it splashes off the seat and goes all over the floor. We can slip and break our necks! You are putting us in danger. |
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09/09/2005 03:46:03 PM · #146 |
I guarantee you, more woman are guilty of peeing on the seat while hovering than any of the guys :D
Message edited by author 2005-09-09 15:46:57. |
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09/09/2005 03:49:45 PM · #147 |
No it's not - my husband and brother have both fallen in.
Originally posted by digitalpins:
lol thats so true
Originally posted by Atropos:
Men have to sit down on the toilet too sometimes, but we never fall in... maybe it's because we look first
Bugs me sometimes that women never put the toilet seat back up, what happens if we wake up in the middle of the night and go pee, and it splashes off the seat and goes all over the floor. We can slip and break our necks! You are putting us in danger. |
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09/09/2005 03:53:32 PM · #148 |
Originally posted by KaDi:
Originally posted by kyebosh:
Originally posted by KaDi:
June, in case "yours" turns out to be one of "these" tough cases, you then go sleep in the guest room (do insist on a guest room when you get your new accomodations). In the morning, serve up a cold cup of coffee with a heavy dose of the cold, silent treatment. :) |
still none of these are working... no breakfast, no coffee, more stubborn than a mule... (seriously) Guest bed? Sure to get away from your complaining butt :-P It's got a King sized anyway! |
I'm sorry, apparently you need the translation from the female dialect, I'll spell it out for you: n.o. s.e.x.
=o |
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!
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09/09/2005 03:58:49 PM · #149 |
Originally posted by thatcloudthere:
I always sit when I pee. Standing is gross and I only do it when necessary.
Oh, and a funny story. My best friend in highschool told me that his Dad had taught him that "toilet seats are for girls" so he never used the seat even when sitting for the longest time! Isn't that frickin' hilarious? |
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Are you serious?(about the first part?
I only kneel when I pee. Can't do it anyother way. |
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09/09/2005 04:13:34 PM · #150 |
I can't beleive we are having a 6 pages thread about toilet seat up or down :).
For reference, us guys are trained to lift the seat when it's down for for sake of equity between the sexes, womens should learn to put the seat down when it's up.
I feel safe to post this here because I know my wife doesn't read these thread... :) |
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