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09/09/2005 11:20:40 AM · #101 |
Originally posted by dustin03:
Originally posted by KaDi:
Originally posted by chiqui74:
Any women out there have any potty training for men tips for me??? ;) |
I'm sure you won't need any tips for coping with your perfect guy, but....
When you find the seat up (especially in the middle of the night) yell, "Dammit!" in a firm and annoyed tone.
Then, there are two ways to put a toilet seat down, quietly and not at all quietly--use the second method.
Repeat often, even when not necessary. ;-) |
This would only lead to make me laugh out loud and cover my head up with the blankets.
It's not hard for me to LIFT the seat, why is it so hard for women to put down a seat....hmmmmmm?????
edit: I forgot, women are more emotional than us boys....:)) |
As i said on the first page, i yell until he comes in and puts it down for me, and if he ignores me i walk to the bedroom and procedd to squat over his head - trust me the seat is ALWAYS down at my house. |
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09/09/2005 11:20:59 AM · #102 |
Originally posted by KaDi:
I'm sorry, apparently you need the translation from the female dialect, I'll spell it out for you: n.o. s.e.x.
=o |
Hey, there's no need to punish the wives here... |
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09/09/2005 11:29:23 AM · #103 |
Originally posted by kiropractic:
Did you know when we flush with the toliet seat not covering the bown, fecal particulate matter goes up to 27 feet in the air? Think about that the next time you flush. Oh yeah....is your toothbrush covered? You wouldn't want to be brushing your teeth with feces now would you?
p.s. mine is in a case inside the cabinet. hahaha |
hate to break it to you, but my husband did the same study in micro lab, and ever a toothbrush straight out of the package that had never been in the bathrrom had trace amounts of fecal matter.
and who cares? It is these trace amounts of bacteria that ensure we have an immune system. |
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09/09/2005 11:39:29 AM · #104 |
Originally posted by mesmeraj:
and who cares? It is these trace amounts of bacteria that ensure we have an immune system. |
True dat.
Mike
President of TAFMFC (Trace Amounts of Fecal Matter Fan Club) |
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09/09/2005 11:46:40 AM · #105 |
Ok..who raises the boys and potty trains them? The women..well most women. So who's fault is it that the boys or men leave the seat up? hrmm..
Teach them while their young to sit and they will do it for the rest of their lives. hehehe..I have proof, 16 and 14 year old boys sit.
On another note..if everyone was to wipe up the toilet after each use it would stay clean. :-)) |
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09/09/2005 11:49:10 AM · #106 |
Originally posted by ElGordo:
Men can avoid the problem entirely: pee in the sink, unless, of course, it is full of dirty dishes! |
 That's just not right. |
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09/09/2005 11:54:22 AM · #107 |
Just found this thread, so funny..
And btw:
Originally posted by KaDi:
I'm sorry, apparently you need the translation from the female dialect, I'll spell it out for you: n.o. s.e.x.
=o |
If your enjoyment of sex is low enough to withold it as a punishment to your partner, it's probably best you don't do it at all..
=P
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09/09/2005 11:58:07 AM · #108 |
Originally posted by ZorbaTheGeek:
And btw:
If your enjoyment of sex is low enough to withold it as a punishment to your partner, it's probably best you don't do it at all..
=P |
You obviously underestimate the effectiveness of slamming the toilet seat in the middle of the night! |
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09/09/2005 11:58:15 AM · #109 |
Earlier this summer the power went out on my block and I was on my couch watching television. I heard all the neighbors head outside to see what the ruckus was about and before I ventured out back, I had to piss really bad. I found my way to the bathroom in pitch black and proceeded to let loose in complete darkness. Well, the toilet seat was down as was the cover and my pee splashed all over my feet and legs.
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09/09/2005 11:59:10 AM · #110 |
Originally posted by ZorbaTheGeek:
If your enjoyment of sex is low enough to withold it as a punishment to your partner, it's probably best you don't do it at all..
=P |
Hey, she never mentioned she wouldn't still be having it! ;)
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09/09/2005 12:00:27 PM · #111 |
Originally posted by Sonifo:
Originally posted by ElGordo:
Men can avoid the problem entirely: pee in the sink, unless, of course, it is full of dirty dishes! |
That's just not right. |
The best part about being a man is you can pee anywhere! The world is our urinal!!!
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09/09/2005 12:01:40 PM · #112 |
Originally posted by kiropractic:
Did you know when we flush with the toliet seat not covering the bown, fecal particulate matter goes up to 27 feet in the air? Think about that the next time you flush. Oh yeah....is your toothbrush covered? You wouldn't want to be brushing your teeth with feces now would you?
p.s. mine is in a case inside the cabinet. hahaha |
Did you know that 60% of dust is actually human skin.
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09/09/2005 12:06:33 PM · #113 |
Originally posted by laurielblack:
Originally posted by ZorbaTheGeek:
If your enjoyment of sex is low enough to withold it as a punishment to your partner, it's probably best you don't do it at all..
=P |
Hey, she never mentioned she wouldn't still be having it! ;) |
Hahah! Good one Laurie. Wrong, but good!
I developed the habbit LONG ago: Lift, pee, flush, lower. Not only for the reason's listed about sitting/suprises, but I would just rather see the whole seat covered than both up! =o |
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09/09/2005 12:22:08 PM · #114 |
Originally posted by Sonifo:
Ok..who raises the boys and potty trains them? The women..well most women. So who's fault is it that the boys or men leave the seat up? hrmm..
Teach them while their young to sit and they will do it for the rest of their lives. hehehe..I have proof, 16 and 14 year old boys sit.
On another note..if everyone was to wipe up the toilet after each use it would stay clean. :-)) |
are you serious!?! Don't they get made fun of constantly? I feel bad for them now you monster D:
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09/09/2005 12:30:00 PM · #115 |
We've had peeing in sinks, but what about...
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09/09/2005 12:30:56 PM · #116 |
Originally posted by KaDi:
Originally posted by kyebosh:
nope but even if I was, it would be worth the satisfaction of winning. As that is what is most important. But like I said, stubborn as a mule. |
Mule: The sterile hybrid offspring of a male donkey and a female horse, characterized by long ears and a short mane.
And now it all becomes clear... |
Actually your fact is not quite correct. Only male mules are sterile, female mules are just usually sterile but can be fertile.
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09/09/2005 12:40:36 PM · #117 |
Originally posted by kyebosh:
Originally posted by KaDi:
Originally posted by kyebosh:
nope but even if I was, it would be worth the satisfaction of winning. As that is what is most important. But like I said, stubborn as a mule. |
Mule: The sterile hybrid offspring of a male donkey and a female horse, characterized by long ears and a short mane.
And now it all becomes clear... |
Actually your fact is not quite correct. Only male mules are sterile, female mules are just usually sterile but can be fertile. |
Female mules?! Well, I stand corrected.
The definition I quoted comes from TheFreeDictionary.com
But from the British Mule Society we have:
"DO MULES COME IN MALE AND FEMALE AND CAN THEY HAVE FOALS?
They have all the normal sexual characteristics, both physical and temperamental, but males are always infertile, and females normally so - fertile mules are very rare indeed. However, males should be castrated to avoid them becoming aggressive; most females come into season either regularly or occasionally, but are only rarely 'mareish'. "
(I would suppose, however, that if you're going to be mulish, you'd probaly be male-mulish...no?) :p |
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09/09/2005 12:44:59 PM · #118 |
wikipedia.org is amazing ;-)
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09/09/2005 12:59:10 PM · #119 |
You put the toilet seats down in my house...the dog is going to be real mad at you...well in his bathroom.
I want to install a urinal. That would be the cleanest and easiest solution. But then again...no women in my house to complain about seats up, anyway. Just visitors.
If you can't check before you sit, then it is your fault. Come on ladies...take some responsibility! :)
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09/09/2005 01:04:17 PM · #120 |
Originally posted by dacrazyrn:
If you can't check before you sit, then it is your fault. Come on ladies...take some responsibility! :) |
I'm sorry i still fail to understand HOW a sentient human being can sit on something without looking at it first. I'm sure it's possible, but... don't you find yourself sitting down on all sorts of pointy objects all day long?
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09/09/2005 01:05:46 PM · #121 |
Originally posted by louddog:
Originally posted by kiropractic:
Did you know when we flush with the toliet seat not covering the bown, fecal particulate matter goes up to 27 feet in the air? Think about that the next time you flush. Oh yeah....is your toothbrush covered? You wouldn't want to be brushing your teeth with feces now would you?
p.s. mine is in a case inside the cabinet. hahaha |
Did you know that 60% of dust is actually human skin. |
guess you never been to wyoming. LOL |
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09/09/2005 01:10:40 PM · #122 |
Originally posted by kyebosh:
Originally posted by Sonifo:
Ok..who raises the boys and potty trains them? The women..well most women. So who's fault is it that the boys or men leave the seat up? hrmm..
Teach them while their young to sit and they will do it for the rest of their lives. hehehe..I have proof, 16 and 14 year old boys sit.
On another note..if everyone was to wipe up the toilet after each use it would stay clean. :-)) |
are you serious!?! Don't they get made fun of constantly? I feel bad for them now you monster D: |
This may seem strange but I always told them to stand in public places as to not touch the toilet as much as possible. Flush toilet with your shoe and never touch the bathroom door handle. Why wash your hands if you are going to touch something dirty again. Use a papertowel to open the door and if they don't have any..use toilet paper. LOL
:-/ Proof reading this makes me realize how anal I am about being clean. ROFL |
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09/09/2005 01:17:43 PM · #123 |
If your handy, for the price of a couple of L's you can build her a private toilet......
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09/09/2005 01:31:52 PM · #124 |
| It would not surprise me if over half the world's population still lives without benefit of toilets to flush. |
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09/09/2005 01:36:21 PM · #125 |
Originally posted by GeneralE:
It would not surprise me if over half the world's population still lives without benefit of toilets to flush. |
Ha!
Half the world's population doesn't have access to any clean water at all...nevermind finding a nice comfortable place with installed plumbing to take a dump.
From a BBC report:
UN water expert Brian Appleton says 5,000 children die needlessly every day from waterborne illnesses:
"That's equivalent to 12 full jumbo jets crashing every day," he says.
Oh wait, am I letting little things like dying people sidetrack another thread? My bad... |
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