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09/09/2005 05:58:31 AM · #51 |
if you sprinke when you tinkle,
please be neat and wipe the seat.
this was a little ditty mum says when dad forgets to lift the seat.
Mum always moans if the seat is left up "it looks untidy" - "dont like the cold of the bowl" etc. etc.
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09/09/2005 05:58:52 AM · #52 |
Originally posted by brianlh:
So if we're expected to put it down, why don't we just close it all the way? It looks better that way.. are you gonna sit on the lid and pee all over it? ;)
Actually, I do put the lid down all the way everytime. Is that supposedly just as bad as leaving it up? I see no real difference. |
Personally I prefer the lid down. Aerosolized fecal matter, no thanks! (PS I don't believe everything the Myth Musters bust, since they don't really get half the things the try out.)
Ever heard of the prank where ya put clingfilm over the toilet bowl? :DD |
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09/09/2005 06:04:39 AM · #53 |
Ever heard of the prank where ya put clingfilm over the toilet bowl? :DD
If she doean't fall in and get stuck tonight, That's plan B. hehehe! |
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09/09/2005 06:06:54 AM · #54 |
Originally posted by shadow:
is it REALLY true that women hates it when a guy leaves the toilet seat up? what is wrong with that? please enlighten me. |
It's funny but my wife is from China (Hong Kong). My learning was always to leave it down for the women and her learning was to leave it up for the men (-:
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09/09/2005 06:41:48 AM · #55 |
I had a friend who was one of five boys. His dad was an architect. So what did this wise man design into the plan of the bathroom for their house? Yep. A urinal. True story. 
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09/09/2005 07:03:42 AM · #56 |
Originally posted by DanSig:
I recently bought a new toilet for my bathroom that solved this problem, it cannot be flushed while open, so everyone using it is forced to put down the seat and lid before flushing, very simple, the button for flushing is behind the lid while open so it has to go down to reach the button.
and I have 2 kids, 2 and 4 year old that somtimes play in the bowl ;) |
Great Idea!
I have my husband trained well on putting it down, but it's taken a few years.
If you have young children or grandkids running around, it should always be down for their safety. (a commode lock also) When they start climbing it's so easy for them to fall in head first and drown. |
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09/09/2005 07:46:45 AM · #57 |
hmmm, install a wall urnal. Problem solved....:)
Now this is where it goes to far. I was married and had the same problem. However out of respect, I put the lid down. No problem, but there was more, my wife wanted me to "wipe"...unlike women need to. But just to wierd for me...I drew the line right there as she would follow me out of the bathroom with a wad of tolet paper in hand. Just the silly things that married people do.
Message edited by author 2005-09-09 07:49:09.
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09/09/2005 08:44:34 AM · #58 |
Originally posted by chiqui74:
Any women out there have any potty training for men tips for me??? ;) |
I'm sure you won't need any tips for coping with your perfect guy, but....
When you find the seat up (especially in the middle of the night) yell, "Dammit!" in a firm and annoyed tone.
Then, there are two ways to put a toilet seat down, quietly and not at all quietly--use the second method.
Repeat often, even when not necessary. ;-) |
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09/09/2005 08:52:15 AM · #59 |
Originally posted by KaDi:
Originally posted by chiqui74:
Any women out there have any potty training for men tips for me??? ;) |
I'm sure you won't need any tips for coping with your perfect guy, but....
When you find the seat up (especially in the middle of the night) yell, "Dammit!" in a firm and annoyed tone.
Then, there are two ways to put a toilet seat down, quietly and not at all quietly--use the second method.
Repeat often, even when not necessary. ;-) |
This would only lead to make me laugh out loud and cover my head up with the blankets.
It's not hard for me to LIFT the seat, why is it so hard for women to put down a seat....hmmmmmm?????
edit: I forgot, women are more emotional than us boys....:))
Message edited by author 2005-09-09 08:53:05.
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09/09/2005 08:54:47 AM · #60 |
I always sit when I pee. Standing is gross and I only do it when necessary.
Oh, and a funny story. My best friend in highschool told me that his Dad had taught him that "toilet seats are for girls" so he never used the seat even when sitting for the longest time! Isn't that frickin' hilarious? |
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09/09/2005 09:09:36 AM · #61 |
| Pee in the sink for a few weeks after she yells at you for the toilett seat. Before long (especialy after her family comes over for a visit) she will likely be willing to comprimise. |
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09/09/2005 09:10:47 AM · #62 |
Originally posted by dustin03:
Originally posted by KaDi:
Originally posted by chiqui74:
Any women out there have any potty training for men tips for me??? ;) |
I'm sure you won't need any tips for coping with your perfect guy, but....
When you find the seat up (especially in the middle of the night) yell, "Dammit!" in a firm and annoyed tone.
Then, there are two ways to put a toilet seat down, quietly and not at all quietly--use the second method.
Repeat often, even when not necessary. ;-) |
This would only lead to make me laugh out loud and cover my head up with the blankets.
It's not hard for me to LIFT the seat, why is it so hard for women to put down a seat....hmmmmmm?????
edit: I forgot, women are more emotional than us boys....:)) |
June, in case "yours" turns out to be one of "these" tough cases, you then go sleep in the guest room (do insist on a guest room when you get your new accomodations). In the morning, serve up a cold cup of coffee with a heavy dose of the cold, silent treatment. :) |
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09/09/2005 09:25:04 AM · #63 |
This is all too funny! My hubby and I have seperate bathrooms cause I think men pee everywhere and are gross! Heck I won't even clean his bathroom, clean up your own piss is what I say. Unfortunatly my 11 year old son uses my bathroom. The biggest prob in our house is they never flush when they pee, and our dogs drink out of the toilets so I'm forever going behind everyone flushing.
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09/09/2005 09:25:07 AM · #64 |
| i just pee on the floor wherever i'm standing. |
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09/09/2005 09:26:09 AM · #65 |
| Phew ... it's a strange world out there ... |
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09/09/2005 09:28:04 AM · #66 |
| I guess I'm different. I had to break my wife in. I can't stand looking at an open toilet, either lid up. So, everytime my wife left the lid up, I would just drop it, usually it is makes fairly loud bang. Didn't say a word, just dropped the lid. She blames it on having dogs all her life, and they needed water. But it worked after 10 years. :) Oh by the way, in public restrooms, I do the man thing. ;) |
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09/09/2005 09:30:17 AM · #67 |
After reading this thread (and giggling hysterically), I've realised that I have another reason to love my redneck husband. In the seven years we've been together, he has never left the seat up. Not once. And it's never even come up in a discussion, excpet when some of his even more redneck friends come over!
I guess his momma raised him right! :)
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09/09/2005 09:31:19 AM · #68 |
Originally posted by birgir:
Originally posted by turquoise919:
... According to a microbiology professor of mine, flushing causes little aerosol droplets to form... and I don't know how far away your bathroom sink and toothbrush holder is ... |
This one is a myth that the guys in Mythbuster proofed that was not true.
But as a man than I have to say that I want everybody to close the toilet after their use ... why leave the toilet open? I don't like it when I go into the bathroom at home to brush my teeth and there are open toilet next to me ... that is just something about this that I don't feel like it should be ...
But yeah I always close the toilet after my use and I think everybody can do that ... but girls! please then remember to open the toilet before you let go ;) |
I saw that mythbusters too! Yes there was even fecal matter on the control tooth brushes that were kept under glass in a room away from the bathroom.
That's some strange phobia or something you got there...
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09/09/2005 09:31:41 AM · #69 |
Originally posted by vtruan:
Oh by the way, in public restrooms, I do the man thing. ;) |
what's "the man thing?" you mean pick the furthest urinal possible and then stand super close to it so none of the perverts can see your weewee? lol. |
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09/09/2005 09:33:32 AM · #70 |
| I'll never tell, it to personal. |
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09/09/2005 09:34:59 AM · #71 |
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09/09/2005 09:35:29 AM · #72 |
Originally posted by KaDi:
Originally posted by dustin03:
Originally posted by KaDi:
Originally posted by chiqui74:
Any women out there have any potty training for men tips for me??? ;) |
I'm sure you won't need any tips for coping with your perfect guy, but....
When you find the seat up (especially in the middle of the night) yell, "Dammit!" in a firm and annoyed tone.
Then, there are two ways to put a toilet seat down, quietly and not at all quietly--use the second method.
Repeat often, even when not necessary. ;-) |
This would only lead to make me laugh out loud and cover my head up with the blankets.
It's not hard for me to LIFT the seat, why is it so hard for women to put down a seat....hmmmmmm?????
edit: I forgot, women are more emotional than us boys....:)) |
June, in case "yours" turns out to be one of "these" tough cases, you then go sleep in the guest room (do insist on a guest room when you get your new accomodations). In the morning, serve up a cold cup of coffee with a heavy dose of the cold, silent treatment. :) |
still none of these are working... no breakfast, no coffee, more stubborn than a mule... (seriously) Guest bed? Sure to get away from your complaining butt :-P It's got a King sized anyway!
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09/09/2005 09:39:21 AM · #73 |
Originally posted by kyebosh:
Originally posted by KaDi:
June, in case "yours" turns out to be one of "these" tough cases, you then go sleep in the guest room (do insist on a guest room when you get your new accomodations). In the morning, serve up a cold cup of coffee with a heavy dose of the cold, silent treatment. :) |
still none of these are working... no breakfast, no coffee, more stubborn than a mule... (seriously) Guest bed? Sure to get away from your complaining butt :-P It's got a King sized anyway! |
I'm sorry, apparently you need the translation from the female dialect, I'll spell it out for you: n.o. s.e.x.
=o |
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09/09/2005 09:43:17 AM · #74 |
What kind of a retard do you have to be to fall in the toilet because the seat is up? Must be an american thing.
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09/09/2005 09:43:58 AM · #75 |
Originally posted by KaDi:
Originally posted by kyebosh:
Originally posted by KaDi:
June, in case "yours" turns out to be one of "these" tough cases, you then go sleep in the guest room (do insist on a guest room when you get your new accomodations). In the morning, serve up a cold cup of coffee with a heavy dose of the cold, silent treatment. :) |
still none of these are working... no breakfast, no coffee, more stubborn than a mule... (seriously) Guest bed? Sure to get away from your complaining butt :-P It's got a King sized anyway! |
I'm sorry, apparently you need the translation from the female dialect, I'll spell it out for you: n.o. s.e.x.
=o |
Men can be bastards, but only women can be truly mean. :-S |
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