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09/05/2005 09:41:06 PM · #1
I know this seems sporadic, but the time for desperate action is now!

We must take a stand!

Cut funding for the war, cut funding for pointless mars exploration, cut funding for Coke Zero...

We must find a pill that makes farts smell minty.

That is all.
09/05/2005 09:42:28 PM · #2
Waves fist in air Except the mars thing.

Message edited by author 2005-09-05 21:43:08.
09/05/2005 09:42:49 PM · #3
I'm in, except for the mars thing. We are going to need a planet to go to when we have destroyed this one, plus I have heard you can grow a mean crop of poppies up there.
09/05/2005 09:43:14 PM · #4
Originally posted by Tranquil:

I know this seems sporadic, but the time for desperate action is now!
We must take a stand!
We must find a pill that makes farts smell minty.
That is all.


But if we do that, I can't use my husband to clear out the line at Starbucks! Then I'll have to wait for coffee!

09/05/2005 09:43:35 PM · #5
Originally posted by fstopopen:

I'm in, except for the mars thing. We are going to need a planet to go to when we have destroyed this one, plus I have heard you can grow a mean crop of poppies up there.

I think we should be worrying more about the methane gas on our own planet.
09/05/2005 09:44:43 PM · #6
yea bro, im with ya. theres some other stuff we gotta take care of.
09/05/2005 09:46:07 PM · #7
Why didn't someone think of this earlier! I am all for it!
09/05/2005 09:46:57 PM · #8
I can think of a few more, but I've been getting in too much trouble here lately
09/05/2005 09:47:59 PM · #9
I'm w/ya except for the minty farts, ya gotta keep em stinky..
09/05/2005 09:50:01 PM · #10
Hmm... some Food for Fart

gotta love google

and i quote "Pointing your bare ass at someone's eye while farting may result in butt-mint propelling at speeds up to 60 mph into the eye and causing permanent blindness as well as "stinky brown eye" syndrome. Butt-mints may cause internal ass rashes which will be difficult to scratch unless you find a metal wire brush and apply it into your butthole to relieve the itch. If swallowed, consult an physician and/or a mortician immediately as there is no hope for survival."

Message edited by author 2005-09-05 21:50:40.
09/05/2005 09:52:13 PM · #11
Originally posted by Tranquil:

"Pointing your bare ass at someone's eye while farting may result in butt-mint propelling at speeds up to 60 mph"


Holy $#*$@$^%!!!
09/05/2005 09:55:17 PM · #12
OMG!! what a great website!!!
09/05/2005 10:01:03 PM · #13
Originally posted by dahkota:

Originally posted by Tranquil:

I know this seems sporadic, but the time for desperate action is now!
We must take a stand!
We must find a pill that makes farts smell minty.
That is all.


But if we do that, I can't use my husband to clear out the line at Starbucks! Then I'll have to wait for coffee!


Mint flavored coffee!
09/05/2005 10:02:49 PM · #14
thats just nasty. :P

Oh, god, how nasty. You have obviously never been in a room after he has had broccoli.
:)
09/06/2005 12:29:43 PM · #15
The word must be heard.
09/06/2005 12:44:21 PM · #16
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NO, NO, NO!!!

Down with minty farts! I'll be the lone gunman in the clock-tower fighting for the rights of the stinky-fart!

What would become of the time-honoured tradition known as "The Fart Game"? It's one game I'll be able to beat my daughters at for many years to come, until I become bed-ridden and it will be time for payback, but I'm willing to live for the moment.

Also, my favourite form of foreplay with my wife, the "Dutch Oven".

Tranquil, your post couldn't have come at a time of year when I feel any stronger about the joy of stinky farts. We've just come out of Canada's largest Ribfest, held just a short walk from my house. A green fog has been emanating from my arse all weekend as the product of pulled-pork sandwiches and beans.

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09/06/2005 12:47:44 PM · #17
Originally posted by Tranquil:

I know this seems sporadic, but the time for desperate action is now!

We must take a stand!

Cut funding for the war, cut funding for pointless mars exploration, cut funding for Coke Zero...

We must find a pill that makes farts smell minty.

That is all.


I believe that minty fart pill may be an essential part of the Mars exploration research: just think, 5 people in a confined space for 6 months...
09/06/2005 12:53:31 PM · #18
Nay to the mint!! I wish to rip on in repugnant glory..Besides-it helps clear the sinuses,and it's fun to cut a really bad one in a crowded area..
09/06/2005 01:13:26 PM · #19
for all those arguing to keep the stinky farts.

fart in a jar, cap it - place in a boiling bath of water, and store with your other canned items - you'll always be able to bring back that stench should such an invention become popular, or mandatory.

Message edited by author 2005-09-06 13:14:20.
09/06/2005 01:25:37 PM · #20
I vote for "new car smell" flavored farts. But then again, it doesn't work when they use it at the car wash, and sure as hell won't work in your arse.
09/06/2005 01:56:25 PM · #21
Originally posted by Telehubbie:

I vote for "new car smell" flavored farts.

How about cinnamon roll flavor?
09/06/2005 09:14:11 PM · #22
One final desperation bump.
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