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11/19/2004 01:06:04 PM · #1
I am getting fed up, every day I see the same things, where ever I look it’s the same words time and time again. It amazes me how stupid people must be. No matter how many times I tell them, they just do not seem to learn.

I am a highly qualified individual with credentials in many areas. Only last week I added the 50m freestyle to my impressive range of swimming certificates.

I have written extensively on a broad range of subjects (my diary is bulging with god idea and observations) and I can eat a donut without licking my lips. So I feel I am in an ideal position to make this observation.

My name is Ian . so why. when you take the time and effort to write a letter, put it in a lovely envelope and then stick a pretty little stamp on it, do you insist on writing

--- Dear Sir or Madam. I am not knighted; I don’t run a brothel, so stop insulting me with these titles.

And to double ensure that there is no confusion, I am not a msssssssssss or a maam, I do however have aspirations of being a Master…….
11/19/2004 01:13:30 PM · #2
LOL. Funny
11/19/2004 01:16:39 PM · #3
Is there any way you could write a tutorial on that donut thing? I'd love to be able to add that skill to my resume ;)
11/19/2004 01:20:28 PM · #4
One definition of Master is: a boy too young to be called Mr.
Is that the one you're having aspirations of being?
11/19/2004 01:25:18 PM · #5
Originally posted by Marjo:

One definition of Master is: a boy too young to be called Mr.
Is that the one you're having aspirations of being?


you are wise beyond my years
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