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05/24/2023 07:51:14 PM · #1
Ok Nerds. You're going to be up a Tree without a ladder and seeing Sideways by the time Week #1 is in the books with a "Smite Council" WIN!!!
05/24/2023 09:28:44 PM · #2
Seriously?? The ROOT of your problem is that you donít realize we know how to climb trees. You may need a ladder - we donít! So weíll enjoy the VIEW from the top while youíre standing on your little step stools!
05/24/2023 09:39:20 PM · #3
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05/24/2023 11:17:31 PM · #4
Bunch of saps.
05/24/2023 11:24:50 PM · #5
you guys are pathetic. My team is studying ancient Chinese tree manuals. You have no idea what you're getting into. I have been studying trees my whole life. How many of you have even touched a tree? I mean really touched it, put your hand flat against it and felt its connection to the earth? You're just a bunch of hoppy little savannah mammals. You don't stand a chance.
05/24/2023 11:50:06 PM · #6
There's your problem. You are getting all your advice from china. A hint: That $20 red stripe lens on Wish isn't actual OEM. But it will probably produce the kind of blurry images you prefer.
05/26/2023 10:36:25 AM · #7
You're BARKing up the wrong tree. This Nerd studied the chemistry of (Chinese) trees for her Uni degree including one that produces Smart Drugs....You'll have to work hard to catch up or we'll LEAF you behind as we BRANCH out into the other challenges.
05/26/2023 10:44:14 AM · #8
Originally posted by posthumous:

you guys are pathetic. My team is studying ancient Chinese tree manuals. You have no idea what you're getting into. I have been studying trees my whole life. How many of you have even touched a tree? I mean really touched it, put your hand flat against it and felt its connection to the earth? You're just a bunch of hoppy little savannah mammals. You don't stand a chance.

I am touching a tree right at this exact moment. The tree and I are connecting. We shall see what we are getting into with "the spleen". ;)
And... I have some really good music blasting!

Message edited by author 2023-05-26 10:52:04.
05/26/2023 12:09:48 PM · #9
You guys won't be able to see the trees for the Forrest.
05/26/2023 12:51:33 PM · #10
Well, I for one, am Rooting for everyone! This challenge has me a little Stumped. I've been Sapped lately. Hopefully something will come to Fruition before Sunday! I don't want to be an Off shoot!
05/27/2023 10:24:34 PM · #11
I'm lichen these puns.
05/28/2023 12:03:22 AM · #12
We will leaf you all behind.
05/28/2023 04:50:17 AM · #13
You're all nutty! Your bark is bigger than your bite!
05/28/2023 10:00:09 AM · #14
Y'all might as well pack your TRUNKS and move out. Our Perspective will cut you down and make mulch out of you.

05/28/2023 11:02:45 AM · #15
Y'all DO realize that Bears+Trees are a thing, right?
05/28/2023 11:16:14 AM · #16
Y'all acting like a bunch of saplings.
05/28/2023 11:18:04 AM · #17
Originally posted by BaldurT:

Y'all acting like a bunch of saplings.

Better a sapling than a dead twig... Just sayin'...
05/28/2023 11:23:46 AM · #18
Originally posted by Bear_Music:

Originally posted by BaldurT:

Y'all acting like a bunch of saplings.

Better a sapling than a dead twig... Just sayin'...


Careful or I might just SNAP :p
05/28/2023 11:30:58 AM · #19
Oh sure. All of you hanging out in the trees, acting like a bunch of playful monkeys ... just wait. We're coming in from the Side to finish you off with massive scores to raise our Profiles to new heights!
05/28/2023 11:35:33 AM · #20
Originally posted by glad2badad:

Oh sure. All of you hanging out in the trees, acting like a bunch of playful monkeys ... just wait. We're coming in from the Side to finish you off with massive scores to raise our Profiles to new heights!

You're REALLY pining for a win, aren't you?
05/28/2023 11:37:56 AM · #21
Originally posted by Hipychik:

Originally posted by glad2badad:

Oh sure. All of you hanging out in the trees, acting like a bunch of playful monkeys ... just wait. We're coming in from the Side to finish you off with massive scores to raise our Profiles to new heights!

You're REALLY pining for a win, aren't you?

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05/28/2023 12:39:11 PM · #22
Originally posted by Bear_Music:

Y'all DO realize that Bears+Trees are a thing, right?


we gonna wipe your butt, Charmin.
05/28/2023 01:05:48 PM · #23
Originally posted by tnun:

Originally posted by Bear_Music:

Y'all DO realize that Bears+Trees are a thing, right?


we gonna wipe your butt, Charmin.

Haha!!!! That cracked me up!
05/28/2023 02:01:12 PM · #24
Originally posted by Hipychik:

Originally posted by tnun:

Originally posted by Bear_Music:

Y'all DO realize that Bears+Trees are a thing, right?

we gonna wipe your butt, Charmin.

Haha!!!! That cracked me up!

butt ... crack (going off the rails now!). :-D
05/28/2023 09:36:26 PM · #25
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