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06/04/2021 12:00:07 AM · #1
Post your outtakes from the Far Side: Gary Larson Tribute II challenge here.
06/04/2021 11:12:24 AM · #2
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At about ten thirty I sit down to work on the photo. Chores arise here and there. Obviously unnecessary, but she's a stickler for shifting piles of debris and other piddling matters. A snack or two. A break or two from the pressure. Suddenly it's ten to midnight and I feel like a fire engine racing to an inferno, making mistake upon mistake, sideswiping parked cars and heedless lamp posts. What heart I have left sinks at midnight, and I'm still mourning. Not really, but the dramatic impulse can sneak up upon one...
Aspects of the image may annoy those expecting technical proficiency, or mere competence. So be it. I don't pretend to be competent. My technique is smash and run. At any rate, I'm putting this forward in hopes that some might find it amusing.


Message edited by author 2021-06-04 11:24:41.
06/04/2021 12:00:45 PM · #3
That's hilarious.

All of it.

Except the part where you missed the deadline.

That part stinks.

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