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01/27/2019 12:39:16 PM · #1
Recalculated seems to be a very difficult one...

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it to say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your please two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

Message edited by author 2019-01-27 12:39:47.
01/27/2019 12:43:31 PM · #2
Hah! Fixed it, you insinuator, you :-)
01/27/2019 01:15:25 PM · #3
Originally posted by Bear_Music:

Hah! Fixed it, you insinuator, you :-)


Still 1 more (art 2018) :)
01/27/2019 02:37:33 PM · #4
Originally posted by GeorgesBogaert:

Originally posted by Bear_Music:

Hah! Fixed it, you insinuator, you :-)


Still 1 more (art 2018) :)


Your poetry is truly remarkable, I will write to Jacinda Ahern to have you as our poet laureate !!!
01/27/2019 04:50:49 PM · #5
Originally posted by kiwinick:

Your poetry is truly remarkable, I will write to Jacinda Ahern to have you as our poet laureate !!!

I'm sure Georges wouldn't want the credit that rightly belongs to Martha Snow... //www.davidpbrown.co.uk/poetry/martha-snow.html
01/27/2019 10:23:33 PM · #6
Originally posted by kiwinick:

Originally posted by GeorgesBogaert:

Originally posted by Bear_Music:

Hah! Fixed it, you insinuator, you :-)


Still 1 more (art 2018) :)


Your poetry is truly remarkable, I will write to Jacinda Ahern to have you as our poet laureate !!!


No credit for this poem.
I am absolutely unable to write poetry and don't usually correct spelling- or grammar mistakes either. I've been correcting quizzes and essays way too long as a teacher.

Message edited by author 2019-01-27 23:50:54.
01/28/2019 01:03:24 AM · #7
poor loin
butt eye
dint no ewe
wood Dane 2 dew sew.
01/31/2019 01:04:46 AM · #8
Originally posted by GeorgesBogaert:

Recalculated seems to be a very difficult one...

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it to say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your please two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.


LOVED IT .. !! .. :)
01/31/2019 02:02:23 PM · #9
I'm just a little surprised the first line doesn't end "... spell ink chequer"
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