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11/21/2018 10:26:33 AM · #1
Traditionally, the American president "pardons" a turkey at Thanksgiving. Hence, the following joke:

Originally posted by twitter:

OBAMA: Thanks for the invitation, you're a gracious host
TRUMP: How do you like the turkey?
OBAMA: It's delicious and so tender
TRUMP: I spent 3 million dollars tracking down the one you pardoned two years ago


Jejeje...
11/21/2018 11:14:09 AM · #2
LOL
11/21/2018 12:00:52 PM · #3
ROFL!
11/21/2018 12:04:10 PM · #4
Ha! I did not see that coming. Thanks for posting.
11/21/2018 12:25:36 PM · #5
Thanks for the laugh:)
11/21/2018 12:26:52 PM · #6
more true, I think, than funny.
11/21/2018 01:43:55 PM · #7
Originally posted by tnun:

more true, I think, than funny.
+1 but I'm going to tell this joke at Thanksgiving dinner.
11/21/2018 03:36:16 PM · #8
actually, this year he pardoned Saudi Arabia instead of Turkey
11/21/2018 04:08:15 PM · #9
Originally posted by LevT:

actually, this year he pardoned Saudi Arabia instead of Turkey

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11/21/2018 05:06:06 PM · #10
go LevT.
11/21/2018 07:29:57 PM · #11
Didn't this kind of stuff (political) go in a rant thread? I think that's where this belongs.
11/21/2018 07:58:17 PM · #12
I don't think anyone is ranting (yet) ...

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11/21/2018 10:00:59 PM · #13
Originally posted by glad2badad:

Didn't this kind of stuff (political) go in a rant thread? I think that's where this belongs.

Well, it's a joke. Rant is where we "vent". Speaking for myself, I wasn't venting, just sharing a joke that cracks me up...
11/22/2018 12:06:26 AM · #14
Originally posted by Bear_Music:

Originally posted by glad2badad:

Didn't this kind of stuff (political) go in a rant thread? I think that's where this belongs.

Well, it's a joke. Rant is where we "vent". Speaking for myself, I wasn't venting, just sharing a joke that cracks me up...

Seemed to me that anything "political" was auto-sent to rant because it generally derailed. I understand the OP is a joke, but it's a political one that leans hard to the left. Then again, I forget how left-leaning liberal the membership here seems to be.
11/22/2018 02:23:25 AM · #15
for what we are about to eat, may we be truly compassionate. happy turkey, peeps.
11/22/2018 07:09:18 AM · #16
Originally posted by glad2badad:

Then again, I forget how left-leaning liberal the membership here seems to be.

Who you callin' Eileen???
11/22/2018 10:58:11 AM · #17
Originally posted by glad2badad:

Originally posted by Bear_Music:

Originally posted by glad2badad:

Didn't this kind of stuff (political) go in a rant thread? I think that's where this belongs.

Well, it's a joke. Rant is where we "vent". Speaking for myself, I wasn't venting, just sharing a joke that cracks me up...

Seemed to me that anything "political" was auto-sent to rant because it generally derailed. I understand the OP is a joke, but it's a political one that leans hard to the left. Then again, I forget how left-leaning liberal the membership here seems to be.


... You have stats to support this claim of course?

Ray
11/22/2018 11:57:59 AM · #18
Looks like Barry's gonna get his wish :-) And hi, Ray! Long time no see. Where ya been hiding?
11/22/2018 12:30:25 PM · #19
Originally posted by Bear_Music:

Looks like Barry's gonna get his wish :-)

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Message edited by author 2018-11-22 12:33:39.
11/22/2018 01:13:36 PM · #20
golly Barry, all you had to say was "Fake News!"
11/22/2018 02:14:22 PM · #21
Originally posted by RayEthier:

Originally posted by glad2badad:

Originally posted by Bear_Music:

Originally posted by glad2badad:

Didn't this kind of stuff (political) go in a rant thread? I think that's where this belongs.

Well, it's a joke. Rant is where we "vent". Speaking for myself, I wasn't venting, just sharing a joke that cracks me up...

Seemed to me that anything "political" was auto-sent to rant because it generally derailed. I understand the OP is a joke, but it's a political one that leans hard to the left. Then again, I forget how left-leaning liberal the membership here seems to be.


... You have stats to support this claim of course?

Ray

Hi Ray - LOL, no of course not. Just used a semi-broad brush based on years of hanging around this place. Obviously it's not all inclusive. My apologies to you and Jeb.

Bear - I have 'rant' set as an ignore category for threads and hardly ever visit this section. Keeps the blood pressure in check. :-)
11/26/2018 10:29:42 AM · #22
Originally posted by glad2badad:

Then again, I forget how left-leaning liberal the membership here seems to be.


Originally posted by RayEthier:

... You have stats to support this claim of course?

Ray

Originally posted by glad2badad:

Hi Ray - LOL, no of course not. Just used a semi-broad brush based on years of hanging around this place. Obviously it's not all inclusive. My apologies to you and Jeb.

No apologies necessary to me.

DEFINITELY a bleeding-heart, tree-hugging, educated & compassionate liberal.
11/26/2018 08:04:06 PM · #23
Originally posted by NikonJeb:

Originally posted by glad2badad:

Then again, I forget how left-leaning liberal the membership here seems to be.


Originally posted by RayEthier:

... You have stats to support this claim of course?

Ray

Originally posted by glad2badad:

Hi Ray - LOL, no of course not. Just used a semi-broad brush based on years of hanging around this place. Obviously it's not all inclusive. My apologies to you and Jeb.

No apologies necessary to me.

DEFINITELY a bleeding-heart, tree-hugging, educated & compassionate liberal.


No apologies required here either...and I do believe I might meet the criteria Jeb mentioned. :O)

Ray
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