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10/18/2018 02:05:37 PM · #1
One of my jobs here is to weed out spam from the admin tickets, which has to be done several times a week at least as they pile up. Anyway, it's pretty much a point 'n click operation, but I found this content pretty fascinating in some sort of bizarro Joycean way, so here it is in all its glory :-)

Originally posted by admin spam:

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I'm almost inclined to think this spam is worth a challenge of its own :-)
10/18/2018 02:27:29 PM · #2
soon someone will make a bot that generates poetry and submits it to poetry journals.
10/18/2018 03:34:06 PM · #3
Wow. Faux eloquently stated gibberish.
10/18/2018 03:46:07 PM · #4
Have challenge where we say how to get raid of Spam or create a Spam :D
10/18/2018 04:36:49 PM · #5
He/She/It (whatever a Bot is) had me at "a flatware of paradoxes". "Equal unspecified unmatched loved one" set the hook hard. "Who was Atomic number 53" transported me into an alternate universe. My poor head is still spinning with the awesomeness of it all.

And Don, I'm sure you must have done automatic poetry (dada poetry? I forget) like I did long ago, where you'd have friends generate lists of nouns, adverbs, verbs, adjective, prepositions etc, then you'd just align them at random and there was a line of poetry? I remember "The windy summer hopes passionately" as the most lucid line that ever generated for me. I was a teenager then though, back in the paleolithic...
10/18/2018 04:39:42 PM · #6
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10/18/2018 05:05:54 PM · #7
Originally posted by Bear_Music:

And Don, I'm sure you must have done automatic poetry (dada poetry? I forget) like I did long ago, where you'd have friends generate lists of nouns, adverbs, verbs, adjective, prepositions etc, then you'd just align them at random and there was a line of poetry? I remember "The windy summer hopes passionately" as the most lucid line that ever generated for me. I was a teenager then though, back in the paleolithic...

My children had "Mad Libs" books based on a vaguely similar idea. The person with the book asks another person for a specified list of nouns/verbs/adverbs/etc. and uses them to fill in blanks to a story that is then read aloud. They loved them.
10/18/2018 05:33:34 PM · #8
Midst each these ironies my discernment how tangle agreeable .
10/18/2018 05:39:14 PM · #9
Originally posted by posthumous:

soon someone will make a bot that generates poetry and submits it to poetry journals.

https://www.poem-generator.org.uk/
10/18/2018 05:42:45 PM · #10
Lorem ipsum is traditionally used as "placeholder text" when designing printed materials ...

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10/18/2018 07:51:36 PM · #11
well you let fat pillow thin pillow get thru...
10/18/2018 07:58:06 PM · #12
Originally posted by Mark Twain:


A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling

For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2 might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with "i" and Iear 4 might fiks the "g
j" anomali wonse and for all.

Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants. Bai Iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez -- tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivli.

Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud
hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.
10/18/2018 08:29:23 PM · #13
Originally posted by skewsme:

well you let fat pillow thin pillow get thru...

We are an equal opportunity member-challenge-suggestion promoter :-)

On a more germane front, I just hovered my cursor in GeneralE's post and Google asked me if I wanted it translated :-) Gotta check that out...
10/18/2018 08:31:21 PM · #14
Originally posted by streetpigeon:

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Awesome.
10/18/2018 08:31:37 PM · #15
Wow. Just for starters: "Lorem ipsum ei est dicit atomorum salutatus" apparently traslates as "Lorem ipsum it was hailed as the atoms" :-)
10/18/2018 08:37:51 PM · #16
Originally posted by Bear_Music:

Wow. Just for starters: "Lorem ipsum ei est dicit atomorum salutatus" apparently traslates as "Lorem ipsum it was hailed as the atoms" :-)

Might work as the start of a sonnet limerick (more my specialty), eh? :-)

AFAIK Lorem ipsum is "fake Latin" designed to mimic the average letter and word distribution of English text so that designers can work with font and spacing issues before receiving the actual text.
10/18/2018 09:30:51 PM · #17
Originally posted by markwiley:

My children had "Mad Libs" books based on a vaguely similar idea. The person with the book asks another person for a specified list of nouns/verbs/adverbs/etc. and uses them to fill in blanks to a story that is then read aloud. They loved them.

+1
10/18/2018 09:33:28 PM · #18
"Perchance the imperfections...."

Amazing. Also, a heck of a lot of words for someone selling you something.

Mark, I remember Mad Libs. I loved them, too.
10/18/2018 11:00:17 PM · #19
Originally posted by Bear_Music:

He/She/It (whatever a Bot is) had me at "a flatware of paradoxes". "Equal unspecified unmatched loved one" set the hook hard. "Who was Atomic number 53" transported me into an alternate universe. My poor head is still spinning with the awesomeness of it all.

And Don, I'm sure you must have done automatic poetry (dada poetry? I forget) like I did long ago, where you'd have friends generate lists of nouns, adverbs, verbs, adjective, prepositions etc, then you'd just align them at random and there was a line of poetry? I remember "The windy summer hopes passionately" as the most lucid line that ever generated for me. I was a teenager then though, back in the paleolithic...
Not that game but I have been promiscuous with other people's lines.

The Surrealists played many such games.

Automatic writing is simply writing from the top of your head. Andre Breton was once caught revising his automatic writing. When he was questioned, he said he was making it more automatic.
10/18/2018 11:34:02 PM · #20
Originally posted by GeneralE:

AFAIK Lorem ipsum is "fake Latin" designed to mimic the average letter and word distribution of English text so that designers can work with font and spacing issues before receiving the actual text.

This is absolutely correct. I remember what a boon it was to us designers when Lorem Ipsum became available. But since I studied Latin in HS and college, it always amused me how almost-readable Lorem is :-)
10/21/2018 03:36:20 PM · #21
When I'm feeling mean-spirited, I sometimes respond to SPAM email with a few hundred paragraphs of the old loren ipsum.
10/23/2018 11:52:15 PM · #22
Originally posted by GeneralE:

[quote=Mark Twain]
A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling


Grog seu mark uv twane for steeling of traydmarkded langwage

Message edited by author 2018-10-23 23:52:43.
11/30/2018 12:14:16 PM · #23
Here's another terrific one :-)

Originally posted by Drew:

Good Morning

I have written some articles on lingerie that I would like to contribute to your blog (those are mostly lingerie guides based on my experience). I totally love lingerie :D I tried to find a guest post section/publication guidelines but could not locate them on your site.

Instead, I am just sending you the articles. I have saved my articles on my google drive which you can access at (Google Drive link redacted)

Here's a link to my profile picture: (Google Drive link redacted)

It would be fab if you could also author the articles in the name of Drew.

Many thanks
11/30/2018 12:57:10 PM · #24
I take it that one Drew a negative response ...
11/30/2018 02:15:40 PM · #25
It’s finally happened, they are amongst us.
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