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12/11/2018 11:12:26 AM · #1 |
Originally posted by Bear_Music:
Here's another beauty :-)
Originally posted by Joseph the Bluetooth Gadget Guy:
Beloved Sir/Madam,
Good to satisfy you. I am Joseph from Bluetooth Gadget Ltd, a Hong Kong based technology business concentrated on Bluetooth and wireless products including: Bluetooth headsets, speakers, adapters, charging tools and also variety of vehicle accessories.
Today item:
360 level smart phone lens, fish eye/vast angle external video camera mobile panoramic lens for apple iphone X 7/8 as well as plus
You do not need to bring your hefty DSLR as well as added fish eye/ Wide angle lens any longer, because we have made the best breathtaking lens in the marketplace!
Top quality 5 +1 HD lens, Specifically Designed Clip, Smart look
Link to learn more:
https://www.redacted
We just produce ideal products, both in feature as well as overview style
Farewell!
Best pertains to,
Joseph
Sales Supervisor
Address redacted
Hong Kong
Whatsapp/wechat: redacted
Email: sales@redacted
Why pick us?
Latest service design-- Producers union to save your time and cost
We formed a Mobile Add-on Manufacturers Union with our extremely- shut manufacturing facilities and also we owned the firm shares each other to ensure that distributors can put orders for different mobile accessories items in a more convenient way without the unnecessary cost by trading companies. |
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I kept expecting to see "Love you long time." every time I'd start to read a new line of that.....
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12/10/2018 09:43:40 PM · #2 |
Originally posted by Bear_Music:
Here's another beauty :-)
Originally posted by Joseph the Bluetooth Gadget Guy:
Beloved Sir/Madam,
Good to satisfy you. I am Joseph from Bluetooth Gadget Ltd, a Hong Kong based technology business concentrated on Bluetooth and wireless products including: Bluetooth headsets, speakers, adapters, charging tools and also variety of vehicle accessories.
Today item:
360 level smart phone lens, fish eye/vast angle external video camera mobile panoramic lens for apple iphone X 7/8 as well as plus
You do not need to bring your hefty DSLR as well as added fish eye/ Wide angle lens any longer, because we have made the best breathtaking lens in the marketplace!
Top quality 5 +1 HD lens, Specifically Designed Clip, Smart look
Link to learn more:
https://www.redacted
We just produce ideal products, both in feature as well as overview style
Farewell!
Best pertains to,
Joseph
Sales Supervisor
Address redacted
Hong Kong
Whatsapp/wechat: redacted
Email: sales@redacted
Why pick us?
Latest service design-- Producers union to save your time and cost
We formed a Mobile Add-on Manufacturers Union with our extremely- shut manufacturing facilities and also we owned the firm shares each other to ensure that distributors can put orders for different mobile accessories items in a more convenient way without the unnecessary cost by trading companies. |
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Dear Joseph,
It's so good to be satisfied!
Message edited by author 2018-12-10 21:43:59. |
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12/10/2018 04:26:31 AM · #3 |
| Sounds like my friends and I after a few beers |
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12/07/2018 08:51:49 PM · #4 |
Originally posted by Bear_Music:
Here's another beauty :-)
Originally posted by Joseph the Bluetooth Gadget Guy:
Beloved Sir/Madam,
Good to satisfy you. I am Joseph from Bluetooth Gadget Ltd, a Hong Kong based technology business concentrated on Bluetooth and wireless products including: Bluetooth headsets, speakers, adapters, charging tools and also variety of vehicle accessories.
Today item:
360 level smart phone lens, fish eye/vast angle external video camera mobile panoramic lens for apple iphone X 7/8 as well as plus
You do not need to bring your hefty DSLR as well as added fish eye/ Wide angle lens any longer, because we have made the best breathtaking lens in the marketplace!
Top quality 5 +1 HD lens, Specifically Designed Clip, Smart look
Link to learn more:
https://www.redacted
We just produce ideal products, both in feature as well as overview style
Farewell!
Best pertains to,
Joseph
Sales Supervisor
Address redacted
Hong Kong
Whatsapp/wechat: redacted
Email: sales@redacted
Why pick us?
Latest service design-- Producers union to save your time and cost
We formed a Mobile Add-on Manufacturers Union with our extremely- shut manufacturing facilities and also we owned the firm shares each other to ensure that distributors can put orders for different mobile accessories items in a more convenient way without the unnecessary cost by trading companies. |
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I’ll take 2. |
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12/07/2018 07:43:34 PM · #5 |
Here's another beauty :-)
Originally posted by Joseph the Bluetooth Gadget Guy:
Beloved Sir/Madam,
Good to satisfy you. I am Joseph from Bluetooth Gadget Ltd, a Hong Kong based technology business concentrated on Bluetooth and wireless products including: Bluetooth headsets, speakers, adapters, charging tools and also variety of vehicle accessories.
Today item:
360 level smart phone lens, fish eye/vast angle external video camera mobile panoramic lens for apple iphone X 7/8 as well as plus
You do not need to bring your hefty DSLR as well as added fish eye/ Wide angle lens any longer, because we have made the best breathtaking lens in the marketplace!
Top quality 5 +1 HD lens, Specifically Designed Clip, Smart look
Link to learn more:
https://www.redacted
We just produce ideal products, both in feature as well as overview style
Farewell!
Best pertains to,
Joseph
Sales Supervisor
Address redacted
Hong Kong
Whatsapp/wechat: redacted
Email: sales@redacted
Why pick us?
Latest service design-- Producers union to save your time and cost
We formed a Mobile Add-on Manufacturers Union with our extremely- shut manufacturing facilities and also we owned the firm shares each other to ensure that distributors can put orders for different mobile accessories items in a more convenient way without the unnecessary cost by trading companies. |
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11/30/2018 02:15:40 PM · #6 |
| It’s finally happened, they are amongst us. |
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11/30/2018 12:57:10 PM · #7 |
| I take it that one Drew a negative response ... |
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11/30/2018 12:14:16 PM · #8 |
Here's another terrific one :-)
Originally posted by Drew:
Good Morning
I have written some articles on lingerie that I would like to contribute to your blog (those are mostly lingerie guides based on my experience). I totally love lingerie :D I tried to find a guest post section/publication guidelines but could not locate them on your site.
Instead, I am just sending you the articles. I have saved my articles on my google drive which you can access at (Google Drive link redacted)
Here's a link to my profile picture: (Google Drive link redacted)
It would be fab if you could also author the articles in the name of Drew.
Many thanks |
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10/23/2018 11:52:15 PM · #9 |
Originally posted by GeneralE:
[quote=Mark Twain]
A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling
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Grog seu mark uv twane for steeling of traydmarkded langwage
Message edited by author 2018-10-23 23:52:43. |
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10/21/2018 03:36:20 PM · #10 |
| When I'm feeling mean-spirited, I sometimes respond to SPAM email with a few hundred paragraphs of the old loren ipsum. |
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10/18/2018 11:34:02 PM · #11 |
Originally posted by GeneralE:
AFAIK Lorem ipsum is "fake Latin" designed to mimic the average letter and word distribution of English text so that designers can work with font and spacing issues before receiving the actual text. |
This is absolutely correct. I remember what a boon it was to us designers when Lorem Ipsum became available. But since I studied Latin in HS and college, it always amused me how almost-readable Lorem is :-) |
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10/18/2018 11:00:17 PM · #12 |
Originally posted by Bear_Music:
He/She/It (whatever a Bot is) had me at "a flatware of paradoxes". "Equal unspecified unmatched loved one" set the hook hard. "Who was Atomic number 53" transported me into an alternate universe. My poor head is still spinning with the awesomeness of it all.
And Don, I'm sure you must have done automatic poetry (dada poetry? I forget) like I did long ago, where you'd have friends generate lists of nouns, adverbs, verbs, adjective, prepositions etc, then you'd just align them at random and there was a line of poetry? I remember "The windy summer hopes passionately" as the most lucid line that ever generated for me. I was a teenager then though, back in the paleolithic... |
Not that game but I have been promiscuous with other people's lines.
The Surrealists played many such games.
Automatic writing is simply writing from the top of your head. Andre Breton was once caught revising his automatic writing. When he was questioned, he said he was making it more automatic. |
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10/18/2018 09:33:28 PM · #13 |
"Perchance the imperfections...."
Amazing. Also, a heck of a lot of words for someone selling you something.
Mark, I remember Mad Libs. I loved them, too. |
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10/18/2018 09:30:51 PM · #14 |
Originally posted by markwiley:
My children had "Mad Libs" books based on a vaguely similar idea. The person with the book asks another person for a specified list of nouns/verbs/adverbs/etc. and uses them to fill in blanks to a story that is then read aloud. They loved them. |
+1 |
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10/18/2018 08:37:51 PM · #15 |
Originally posted by Bear_Music:
Wow. Just for starters: "Lorem ipsum ei est dicit atomorum salutatus" apparently traslates as "Lorem ipsum it was hailed as the atoms" :-) |
Might work as the start of a sonnet limerick (more my specialty), eh? :-)
AFAIK Lorem ipsum is "fake Latin" designed to mimic the average letter and word distribution of English text so that designers can work with font and spacing issues before receiving the actual text. |
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10/18/2018 08:31:37 PM · #16 |
| Wow. Just for starters: "Lorem ipsum ei est dicit atomorum salutatus" apparently traslates as "Lorem ipsum it was hailed as the atoms" :-) |
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10/18/2018 08:31:21 PM · #17 |
Originally posted by streetpigeon:
Cabbage blimey sarcophagi stringent afghan oblige adenoi7833d. Entwine karmic elope of croissant-haberdashery last frontal pod excavation visit foment cellophanic steward jagged zinc okay. Oh kitchen hundred bactrian Kefauver mossy stab momentary vague. %&&*#(^% off Cathay willow scone fallow contention of laggard topiary between cancellations. Tractable glaze meringue stolen above Kansas duplicity cypress cry prenuptial ski lodge fanfare salamander aggregate. Muon salivary heather classified oatmeal then aye-aye facile conundrum ampersand live from ny ..... |
Awesome. |
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10/18/2018 08:29:23 PM · #18 |
Originally posted by skewsme:
well you let fat pillow thin pillow get thru... |
We are an equal opportunity member-challenge-suggestion promoter :-)
On a more germane front, I just hovered my cursor in GeneralE's post and Google asked me if I wanted it translated :-) Gotta check that out... |
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10/18/2018 07:58:06 PM · #19 |
Originally posted by Mark Twain:
A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling
For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2 might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with "i" and Iear 4 might fiks the "g
j" anomali wonse and for all.
Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants. Bai Iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez -- tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivli.
Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud
hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld. |
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10/18/2018 07:51:36 PM · #20 |
| well you let fat pillow thin pillow get thru... |
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10/18/2018 05:42:45 PM · #21 |
Lorem ipsum is traditionally used as "placeholder text" when designing printed materials ...
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Ei vim quis ullamcorper, an nec elitr tractatos ocurreret, moderatius inciderint no est. Populo quidam takimata te vis. Vis no prompta scriptorem, his ad suas sint possit. An vis mazim oporteat deterruisset, omittam adipisci ei est. Suas consul quo ea. Est id iuvaret incorrupte definitiones, stet corpora mnesarchum vim no, vis possim ceteros definitiones id.
Ei possim albucius eleifend pri. Ut duis decore eleifend vis, ne mei tation eripuit, brute viderer ei vim. Ad duo putant viderer sententiae, posse takimata moderatius his ne. Elit perfecto sea ei, elit adipisci cum eu. No nam eirmod euripidis delicatissimi, duo fierent persequeris et, ad eos elit commune.
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Accusamus disputationi per cu, te etiam eligendi hendrerit pri. Soluta delectus per cu, et liber tempor scribentur nec. Commodo oporteat vituperata an mea, at nec dico doming quodsi. Eum moderatius reprimique no, eu scripta dissentias qui, eros veritus atomorum vel in. Vidisse officiis scriptorem his cu, an fugit dicam numquam ius, bonorum nusquam te his. Vero noluisse neglegentur eam ei, mel ex nonumy senserit. Modus erant te his.
In assum homero audiam ius. Eu movet detraxit delicatissimi ius. Sed et eirmod iuvaret pertinax. Ut puto hendrerit reprimique nec, has legere principes cu, possit dictas recteque id cum. Natum tempor an qui. Sed commodo nominavi pertinax at, suas vidit dicta cu eum. Vix et nibh integre.
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Per id minim legere facete, omittam necessitatibus mel te. Et erat nulla facilisi nam, dolorum qualisque omittantur ea nam. Eleifend sapientem constituto vim et, ut sit dicat oratio accommodare. Eum an facilisis incorrupte, forensibus scripserit et vis.
Ignota audiam ne vel, at iuvaret inimicus reprimique duo. Vix ea labitur maiorum, nostrud singulis percipitur vis id. Prompta delectus delicatissimi vis et, malis ornatus duo ad. Ad sed dicam iudico noster, dolorum fastidii at has. Possim vituperatoribus est an, ei eam tollit dicunt, alii sanctus posidonium has no. |
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10/18/2018 05:39:14 PM · #22 |
Originally posted by posthumous:
soon someone will make a bot that generates poetry and submits it to poetry journals. |
https://www.poem-generator.org.uk/ |
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10/18/2018 05:33:34 PM · #23 |
| Midst each these ironies my discernment how tangle agreeable . |
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10/18/2018 05:05:54 PM · #24 |
Originally posted by Bear_Music:
And Don, I'm sure you must have done automatic poetry (dada poetry? I forget) like I did long ago, where you'd have friends generate lists of nouns, adverbs, verbs, adjective, prepositions etc, then you'd just align them at random and there was a line of poetry? I remember "The windy summer hopes passionately" as the most lucid line that ever generated for me. I was a teenager then though, back in the paleolithic... |
My children had "Mad Libs" books based on a vaguely similar idea. The person with the book asks another person for a specified list of nouns/verbs/adverbs/etc. and uses them to fill in blanks to a story that is then read aloud. They loved them. |
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10/18/2018 04:39:42 PM · #25 |
| Cabbage blimey sarcophagi stringent afghan oblige adenoi7833d. Entwine karmic elope of croissant-haberdashery last frontal pod excavation visit foment cellophanic steward jagged zinc okay. Oh kitchen hundred bactrian Kefauver mossy stab momentary vague. %&&*#(^% off Cathay willow scone fallow contention of laggard topiary between cancellations. Tractable glaze meringue stolen above Kansas duplicity cypress cry prenuptial ski lodge fanfare salamander aggregate. Muon salivary heather classified oatmeal then aye-aye facile conundrum ampersand live from ny ..... |
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