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10/11/2014 01:06:29 AM · #51
Originally posted by GeneralE:

Pictures without cameras ...


This is all about nakedness, alcohol, and violence.

General!! Whoa!!

"Now comes the violent bit. You have to kill the leaf, for the good of your art, you understand. Drop it in boiling hot water. After a minute or two, remove the now very limp leaf and place it in the methylated spirits/strong alcohol. Keep the alcohol warm, and leave the leaf to 'simmer' for an hour or so. WARNING - keep naked flames well away from the alcohol/methylated spirit. Agitate the leaf from time to time, to make sure the alcohol penetrates all parts of the leaf."

Message edited by author 2014-10-11 01:06:59.
10/11/2014 08:42:18 AM · #52
Neanderthal vs. Cro-Magnon: What's the Difference?

Message edited by author 2014-10-11 08:53:08.
10/11/2014 11:51:00 AM · #53
Originally posted by hahn23:

Neanderthal vs. Cro-Magnon: What's the Difference?

LOL, great little post there.

Me? Regardless of what Grog says, I've always seen him as a Neanderthal...
10/11/2014 11:58:36 AM · #54
According to the latest DNA studies I think we are all about 5-10% Neanderthal ...
10/11/2014 12:38:30 PM · #55
Originally posted by Bear_Music:

Me? Regardless of what Grog says, I've always seen him as a Neanderthal...

Bah! Grog take ball and go home.
10/11/2014 03:24:47 PM · #56
Originally posted by Yo_Spiff:

Originally posted by Bear_Music:

Me? Regardless of what Grog says, I've always seen him as a Neanderthal...

Bah! Grog take ball and go home.

Neanderthals didn't HAVE balls. Or not the kind you're referring to anyway. If Grog haz balz he kikz on ground, purhaps Grog IZ cro-maginary and Bear iz rong :-(
10/11/2014 03:57:41 PM · #57
Originally posted by Bear_Music:

If Grog haz balz he kikz on ground, purhaps Grog IZ cro-maginary and Bear iz rong :-(

Bear forget how manly is Grog. Grog needs cart to carry balz or balz drag on ground. Is oftin grate problem when hunting and fiting, but Grog is smart and solve problum.
10/11/2014 05:10:29 PM · #58
Thanks for the idea! One photo depicting elephantitis, coming up! Or maybe just a hammock....
10/11/2014 05:14:04 PM · #59
Can Grog evun spel elephantiasis?
10/11/2014 05:21:36 PM · #60
Originally posted by skewsme:

Thanks for the idea! One photo depicting elephantitis, coming up! Or maybe just a hammock....


Did the neanderthals have banana hammocks?
10/11/2014 05:56:49 PM · #61
Originally posted by Bear_Music:

Can Grog evun spel elephantiasis?

M-A-M-M-O-T-H....er.. um...

Grog is many grate things, but gud speler Grog is not.
10/11/2014 06:10:37 PM · #62
Originally posted by Yo_Spiff:

Originally posted by Bear_Music:

Can Grog evun spel elephantiasis?

M-A-M-M-O-T-H....er.. um...

Grog is many grate things, but gud speler Grog is not.

MAMUT
Grog must come to my cave and learn gud spel from grate teacher Kyril.
10/11/2014 07:43:09 PM · #63
Sam L. Klemmuns — a.k.a. Mark Twain (1835 - 1910) — giv gud lessun fore spellurs:

Originally posted by "A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling":


For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2 might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with "i" and Iear 4 might fiks the "g
j" anomali wonse and for all.

Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants. Bai Iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez -- tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivli.

Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud
hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.
10/12/2014 08:42:22 PM · #64
Uggg just get bak from huntin trip in Maine. Uggg look though pitchur box and get lots of pitchurs of red and yellow leaves and big hills made of rock and big lake with big rocks and other stuf.

Uggg try to catch deer and chipmunks but they run away from Uggg, so Uggg eat ruuts and berris.

See Grog has made challenge. Uggg will submit pretty picture. Will impress Grog. Then Grog give Uggg one of his females. Uggg not sure what females are for, but always hear Grog talk about them, so the must be gud.
10/12/2014 09:24:04 PM · #65
Originally posted by Uggg:

Uggg try to catch deer and chipmunks but they run away from Uggg, so Uggg eat ruuts and berris.

Uggg need to stop taking of hunting tips from Thag.

Originally posted by Uggg:

See Grog has made challenge. Uggg will submit pretty picture.

Grog is pleesed that Uggg will be in grate challunge.

Message edited by author 2014-10-12 21:26:09.
10/12/2014 09:24:38 PM · #66
Grog deleet duplikat post

Message edited by author 2014-10-12 21:25:59.
10/16/2014 09:57:28 PM · #67
Grog chalengz need entreze - 42 not enuf
10/16/2014 10:09:13 PM · #68
Wun week not enuf.
10/16/2014 10:09:55 PM · #69
kant help -- allreddy enturd ...
10/16/2014 10:12:23 PM · #70
Bear iz enturd alzo, payz homige to Great Grog.
10/16/2014 10:30:05 PM · #71
Grog has entured grate image as well. Guesser of Grog's own pickchur will be rewarded with gift of Grog's favurit female. Or Thag, if guesser not like females.
10/16/2014 10:34:50 PM · #72
wendeegurl no hav grate image. Wendeegurl enturd aneeway. Grog can keep usless females.
10/16/2014 10:39:19 PM · #73
enturd aneeway
10/16/2014 10:40:42 PM · #74
Wendygurl is no turd!!!

Oh wayt. Nachur calls
10/16/2014 11:01:54 PM · #75
Grog can alredy tell will be grate challunge.
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