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07/05/2012 05:49:33 PM · #1
My goddaughter is eight years old and I want to send her regular postcards from Japan with a joke or two on them.
Have you got any faves?
07/05/2012 06:39:50 PM · #2
A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon and says, "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw!"

is that a kid's joke? I am also fond of this one:

Three guys are walking in the desert. One is carrying a watermelon, one is carrying a gallon of water, and one is carrying a car door. As they walk along, they begin to discuss the items they are carrying. The guy with the water explains that he plans to drink the water when he gets thirsty. The watermelon man says, he will eat the watermelon when he is hungry and since it is so full of water, it will help with his thirst as well. Then they look at the guy with the car door and ask what he has planned. He says, "When I get hot, I'm going to roll down the window to cool off."
07/05/2012 06:41:32 PM · #3
Q: "How do you make a tissue dance?"

A: "Put a little boogie in it."

07/05/2012 06:56:02 PM · #4
TEACHER: Sally, please spell "banana."

SALLY: B-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N- ... I know how to spell it -- I just don't know when to stop.


JUDY: (Looking with disappointment into her lunchbox) Every day it's the same old thing -- a cream cheese and jelly sandwich.

LINDA: Why don't you ask your mom to fix something else?

JUDY: That wouldn't help -- I make my own lunch.
07/05/2012 07:19:52 PM · #5
Though they are "great" in a horrible sort of way... Laffy Tafffy jokes are all kid appropriate. I'm not sure if this feed is actually them or not, but the jokes sound like them. You might be able to find a better listing from them.
07/05/2012 07:25:53 PM · #6
Teacher asks little Johnny if he knows the difference between sufficient and enough.
"When Mama cuts my piece of cake I get sufficient...when I cut it myself, I get enough!"

07/05/2012 09:43:49 PM · #7
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?

A: To get to the other slide.
07/05/2012 10:30:49 PM · #8
Why did the bicycle always fall down?
It was two tired.

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What goes ha ha ha ha ha ha plop?
A man laughing his head off.
07/05/2012 11:21:19 PM · #9
Why did the banana go the doctor?

Because he was peeling

(as told by my 7 yr old niece)

Message edited by author 2012-07-05 23:21:42.
07/06/2012 12:08:23 AM · #10
I'll certainly be able to use some of these. Thanks. (I thought of the man laughing his head off.)
How about some elephant jokes? I like elephant jokes.

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