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02/27/2007 10:03:26 AM · #1 |
She was hot and needed a drink of ice cold, refreshing lemonade. It was a tall handsome stranger that bought a sandwich and a couple of tickets to see GANGgajang outdoors at the ampitheater. Then, suddenly, a monster attacked! Pepe, our fearless hero,ripped his clothes off and revealed his big secret. He had warrior identity crisis, and couldn't remember what he was doing without any of his kinfolk nearby to elope with. Consequently, he attempted to kiss the frog who instantly became a big, fat troll with a really big nose, which oozed a thick, strangely attractive substance that smelled like swiss cheese who also became a photographer. Swiss Cheese is cousins with a hairy backed Mongolian yak herder, who lived in iceland where he shot photos of unattractive bald women.So the woman after seeing this unfold grew tremendous beards and her hairy legs trampled green grapes rapidly into tainted white wine. Then Pepe decided to yell "I like socks... So the women shaved Pepe's great big hairy, toe and then began pulling striped socks on his huge feets. Pepe made a mad dash towards the cliff edge, where he thought that he could fly away. Oh, but he longed for someone to tease his long hair into braids the shape of camels kneeling to drink. Contrary to popular belief, Pepe was a girl who liked her camels to have big humps. Pepe also liked camels to smoke after a long trip around the world in under 80 days. Getting back on topic, a signal from above told her it was time to slay the troll. She took out her knife and took off toward the troll who now was spraying spittle all over her lemonade drink. What trolls don't know, it wasnt lemonade she was drinking but rather warm diet mountain dew... laced with trace amounts of refined uranium oxide. As the spittle slowly, but not too slowly, morphed into a grotesque heap of molten slag the troll stood shaking the excess wetness from his now red nose.
Out of nowhere a scary bat swooped down and landed on the womans left shoulder, biting her lush neck causing a purple ooze and causing her pain. She yelped in pain which was mistaken for surprised ecstacy, making the sounds of wolves howling and it vibrated through her skin like a jackhammer.
She turned with a smile and a tantilizing look, and took a bite, from the sandwich which Pepe made for her on the hood of Maria's red sports car which has leather interior. Maria was a very accomplished driver and could Sleep while driving 140MPH. Although Pepe didn't like her frequent misuse of the DPC voting buttons, Maria's need for speed was a lifesaver because the car was with out brakes or wheels and trolls run fast. but not fast enough to out run the approaching steamroller which was supercharged. Pepe took a magic mushroom and began to sautee it with the troll and then decided to stick it in the botom part of his shoe and started walking West, into encroaching darkness.
Suddenly a blinding light, a large comet hurling down and crashed into the forest before him. Burning his home and turning his world into a smoking crater, fortunatly a charter bus of tourists from the comet had arrived and started taking pictures. One of them was Laurus, a DPC GOD. Pepe wanted to know, how laurus was able to ride that streaking comet."Icelandic Vodka" he chortled. Suddenly Beautiful women attacked. He couldn't help himself, he reached inside his photo bag and whipped out his model release 2 semi automatic pistol which was loaded with pixie dust laden faeries. Everyone ran for cover,Team America had arrived,inserting their two cents into the plumber's butt. They learned a lesson, Should have used dollars for my gokart travels. Then the comet started to explode in a weird, slow motion way. Laurus was never seen without his camera and beloved tripod with remote control and a flexible model in little clothing.
Pepe and Maria saw a blinding light at the corner of Broadway. Maria put her foot on top of his chest and said 'You will never have the benefit of my American express credit card.' Unabashed, Pepe turned away and proudly strode towards a rat filled KFC. When he arrived he sang for his supper before beginning DPC voting.
Bored, Maria flounced off into the sunset with some fellow trolls, hoping to cast low votes on her verizon phone, all of a sudden an SC member called; her image was disqualified!!! Good! exclaimed Maria, I didn't like Pepe's portrait, it was far too graphic for her taste. Meanwhile, seven rats died from chicken gizzard juice oozing from Pepe's portrait--DQ'ed for graphic details. This dramatically depressed her to the point of crawling under a mushroom.
Meanwhile, back at the DPC clubhouse, Art_rotflmao decided that Maria's husband, Raul will eat all the chicken gizzards and mushrooms he could stomach.
As Raul's new Pentax K10D had been stolen by a very disgruntled troll, who needed better images, Raul was forced to draw pictures with crayons under Basic Editing rules. And, won a ribbon, much to the dismay of everyone else that entered. The troll, realizing that he had voted dishonestly,retreated to a darkroom to develop his Low Key challenge entry, which instantly became a high key brown ribbon.
Meanwhile, Maria decided to cool off in a tub of slightly yellowed darkroom developer chemicals while painting her toenails neon green with orange spots. Her skin started itching like so many times before when a rash would appear on her jelloed skin.
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02/26/2007 11:11:41 PM · #2 |
She was hot and needed a drink of ice cold, refreshing lemonade. It was a tall handsome stranger that bought a sandwich and a couple of tickets to see GANGgajang outdoors at the ampitheater. Then, suddenly, a monster attacked! Pepe, our fearless hero,ripped his clothes off and revealed his big secret. He had warrior identity crisis, and couldn't remember what he was doing without any of his kinfolk nearby to elope with. Consequently, he attempted to kiss the frog who instantly became a big, fat troll with a really big nose, which oozed a thick, strangely attractive substance that smelled like swiss cheese who also became a photographer. Swiss Cheese is cousins with a hairy backed Mongolian yak herder, who lived in iceland where he shot photos of unattractive bald women.So the woman after seeing this unfold grew tremendous beards and her hairy legs trampled green grapes rapidly into tainted white wine. Then Pepe decided to yell "I like socks... So the women shaved Pepe's great big hairy, toe and then began pulling striped socks on his huge feets. Pepe made a mad dash towards the cliff edge, where he thought that he could fly away. Oh, but he longed for someone to tease his long hair into braids the shape of camels kneeling to drink. Contrary to popular belief, Pepe was a girl who liked her camels to have big humps. Pepe also liked camels to smoke after a long trip around the world in under 80 days. Getting back on topic, a signal from above told her it was time to slay the troll. She took out her knife and took off toward the troll who now was spraying spittle all over her lemonade drink. What trolls don't know, it wasnt lemonade she was drinking but rather warm diet mountain dew... laced with trace amounts of refined uranium oxide. As the spittle slowly, but not too slowly, morphed into a grotesque heap of molten slag the troll stood shaking the excess wetness from his now red nose.
Out of nowhere a scary bat swooped down and landed on the womans left shoulder, biting her lush neck causing a purple ooze and causing her pain. She yelped in pain which was mistaken for surprised ecstacy, making the sounds of wolves howling and it vibrated through her skin like a jackhammer.
She turned with a smile and a tantilizing look, and took a bite, from the sandwich which Pepe made for her on the hood of Maria's red sports car which has leather interior. Maria was a very accomplished driver and could Sleep while driving 140MPH. Although Pepe didn't like her frequent misuse of the DPC voting buttons, Maria's need for speed was a lifesaver because the car was with out brakes or wheels and trolls run fast. but not fast enough to out run the approaching steamroller which was supercharged. Pepe took a magic mushroom and began to sautee it with the troll and then decided to stick it in the botom part of his shoe and started walking West, into encroaching darkness.
Suddenly a blinding light, a large comet hurling down and crashed into the forest before him. Burning his home and turning his world into a smoking crater, fortunatly a charter bus of tourists from the comet had arrived and started taking pictures. One of them was Laurus, a DPC GOD. Pepe wanted to know, how laurus was able to ride that streaking comet."Icelandic Vodka" he chortled. Suddenly Beautiful women attacked. He couldn't help himself, he reached inside his photo bag and whipped out his model release 2 semi automatic pistol which was loaded with pixie dust laden faeries. Everyone ran for cover,Team America had arrived,inserting their two cents into the plumber's butt. They learned a lesson, Should have used dollars for my gokart travels. Then the comet started to explode in a weird, slow motion way. Laurus was never seen without his camera and beloved tripod with remote control and a flexible model in little clothing.
Pepe and Maria saw a blinding light at the corner of Broadway. Maria put her foot on top of his chest and said 'You will never have the benefit of my American express credit card.' Unabashed, Pepe turned away and proudly strode towards a rat filled KFC. When he arrived he sang for his supper before beginning DPC voting.
Bored, Maria flounced off into the sunset with some fellow trolls, hoping to cast low votes on her verizon phone, all of a sudden an SC member called; her image was disqualified!!! Good! exclaimed Maria, I didn't like Pepe's portrait, it was far too graphic for her taste. Meanwhile, seven rats died from chicken gizzard juice oozing from Pepe's portrait--DQ'ed for graphic details. This dramatically depressed her to the point of crawling under a mushroom.
Meanwhile, back at the DPC clubhouse, Art_rotflmao decided that Maria's husband, Raul will eat all the chicken gizzards and mushrooms he could stomach.
As Raul's new Pentax K10D had been stolen by a very disgruntled troll, who needed better images, Raul was forced to draw pictures with crayons under Basic Editing rules. And, won a ribbon, much to the dismay of everyone else that entered. The troll, realizing that he had voted dishonestly,retreated to a darkroom to develop his Low Key challenge entry, which instantly became a high key brown ribbon.
Meanwhile, Maria decided to cool off in a tub of slightly yellowed darkroom developer chemicals while painting her toenails neon green with orange spots. Her skin started itching like so many times before when a rash |
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02/26/2007 11:02:14 PM · #3 |
She was hot and needed a drink of ice cold, refreshing lemonade. It was a tall handsome stranger that bought a sandwich and a couple of tickets to see GANGgajang outdoors at the ampitheater. Then, suddenly, a monster attacked! Pepe, our fearless hero,ripped his clothes off and revealed his big secret. He had warrior identity crisis, and couldn't remember what he was doing without any of his kinfolk nearby to elope with. Consequently, he attempted to kiss the frog who instantly became a big, fat troll with a really big nose, which oozed a thick, strangely attractive substance that smelled like swiss cheese who also became a photographer. Swiss Cheese is cousins with a hairy backed Mongolian yak herder, who lived in iceland where he shot photos of unattractive bald women.So the woman after seeing this unfold grew tremendous beards and her hairy legs trampled green grapes rapidly into tainted white wine. Then Pepe decided to yell "I like socks... So the women shaved Pepe's great big hairy, toe and then began pulling striped socks on his huge feets. Pepe made a mad dash towards the cliff edge, where he thought that he could fly away. Oh, but he longed for someone to tease his long hair into braids the shape of camels kneeling to drink. Contrary to popular belief, Pepe was a girl who liked her camels to have big humps. Pepe also liked camels to smoke after a long trip around the world in under 80 days. Getting back on topic, a signal from above told her it was time to slay the troll. She took out her knife and took off toward the troll who now was spraying spittle all over her lemonade drink. What trolls don't know, it wasnt lemonade she was drinking but rather warm diet mountain dew... laced with trace amounts of refined uranium oxide. As the spittle slowly, but not too slowly, morphed into a grotesque heap of molten slag the troll stood shaking the excess wetness from his now red nose.
Out of nowhere a scary bat swooped down and landed on the womans left shoulder, biting her lush neck causing a purple ooze and causing her pain. She yelped in pain which was mistaken for surprised ecstacy, making the sounds of wolves howling and it vibrated through her skin like a jackhammer.
She turned with a smile and a tantilizing look, and took a bite, from the sandwich which Pepe made for her on the hood of Maria's red sports car which has leather interior. Maria was a very accomplished driver and could Sleep while driving 140MPH. Although Pepe didn't like her frequent misuse of the DPC voting buttons, Maria's need for speed was a lifesaver because the car was with out brakes or wheels and trolls run fast. but not fast enough to out run the approaching steamroller which was supercharged. Pepe took a magic mushroom and began to sautee it with the troll and then decided to stick it in the botom part of his shoe and started walking West, into encroaching darkness.
Suddenly a blinding light, a large comet hurling down and crashed into the forest before him. Burning his home and turning his world into a smoking crater, fortunatly a charter bus of tourists from the comet had arrived and started taking pictures. One of them was Laurus, a DPC GOD. Pepe wanted to know, how laurus was able to ride that streaking comet."Icelandic Vodka" he chortled. Suddenly Beautiful women attacked. He couldn't help himself, he reached inside his photo bag and whipped out his model release 2 semi automatic pistol which was loaded with pixie dust laden faeries. Everyone ran for cover,Team America had arrived,inserting their two cents into the plumber's butt. They learned a lesson, Should have used dollars for my gokart travels. Then the comet started to explode in a weird, slow motion way. Laurus was never seen without his camera and beloved tripod with remote control and a flexible model in little clothing.
Pepe and Maria saw a blinding light at the corner of Broadway. Maria put her foot on top of his chest and said 'You will never have the benefit of my American express credit card.' Unabashed, Pepe turned away and proudly strode towards a rat filled KFC. When he arrived he sang for his supper before beginning DPC voting.
Bored, Maria flounced off into the sunset with some fellow trolls, hoping to cast low votes on her verizon phone, all of a sudden an SC member called; her image was disqualified!!! Good! exclaimed Maria, I didn't like Pepe's portrait, it was far too graphic for her taste. Meanwhile, seven rats died from chicken gizzard juice oozing from Pepe's portrait--DQ'ed for graphic details. This dramatically depressed her to the point of crawling under a mushroom.
Meanwhile, back at the DPC clubhouse, Art_rotflmao decided that Maria's husband, Raul will eat all the chicken gizzards and mushrooms he could stomach.
As Raul's new Pentax K10D had been stolen by a very disgruntled troll, who needed better images, Raul was forced to draw pictures with crayons under Basic Editing rules. And, won a ribbon, much to the dismay of everyone else that entered. The troll, realizing that he had voted dishonestly,retreated to a darkroom to develop his Low Key challenge entry, which instantly became a high key brown ribbon.
Meanwhile, Maria decided to cool off in a tub of slightly yellowed darkroom developer chemicals while painting her toenails neon green with orange spots. Her skin started itching like so many times
Message edited by author 2007-02-26 23:02:28. |
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02/26/2007 10:53:38 PM · #4 |
She was hot and needed a drink of ice cold, refreshing lemonade. It was a tall handsome stranger that bought a sandwich and a couple of tickets to see GANGgajang outdoors at the ampitheater. Then, suddenly, a monster attacked! Pepe, our fearless hero,ripped his clothes off and revealed his big secret. He had warrior identity crisis, and couldn't remember what he was doing without any of his kinfolk nearby to elope with. Consequently, he attempted to kiss the frog who instantly became a big, fat troll with a really big nose, which oozed a thick, strangely attractive substance that smelled like swiss cheese who also became a photographer. Swiss Cheese is cousins with a hairy backed Mongolian yak herder, who lived in iceland where he shot photos of unattractive bald women.So the woman after seeing this unfold grew tremendous beards and her hairy legs trampled green grapes rapidly into tainted white wine. Then Pepe decided to yell "I like socks... So the women shaved Pepe's great big hairy, toe and then began pulling striped socks on his huge feets. Pepe made a mad dash towards the cliff edge, where he thought that he could fly away. Oh, but he longed for someone to tease his long hair into braids the shape of camels kneeling to drink. Contrary to popular belief, Pepe was a girl who liked her camels to have big humps. Pepe also liked camels to smoke after a long trip around the world in under 80 days. Getting back on topic, a signal from above told her it was time to slay the troll. She took out her knife and took off toward the troll who now was spraying spittle all over her lemonade drink. What trolls don't know, it wasnt lemonade she was drinking but rather warm diet mountain dew... laced with trace amounts of refined uranium oxide. As the spittle slowly, but not too slowly, morphed into a grotesque heap of molten slag the troll stood shaking the excess wetness from his now red nose.
Out of nowhere a scary bat swooped down and landed on the womans left shoulder, biting her lush neck causing a purple ooze and causing her pain. She yelped in pain which was mistaken for surprised ecstacy, making the sounds of wolves howling and it vibrated through her skin like a jackhammer.
She turned with a smile and a tantilizing look, and took a bite, from the sandwich which Pepe made for her on the hood of Maria's red sports car which has leather interior. Maria was a very accomplished driver and could Sleep while driving 140MPH. Although Pepe didn't like her frequent misuse of the DPC voting buttons, Maria's need for speed was a lifesaver because the car was with out brakes or wheels and trolls run fast. but not fast enough to out run the approaching steamroller which was supercharged. Pepe took a magic mushroom and began to sautee it with the troll and then decided to stick it in the botom part of his shoe and started walking West, into encroaching darkness.
Suddenly a blinding light, a large comet hurling down and crashed into the forest before him. Burning his home and turning his world into a smoking crater, fortunatly a charter bus of tourists from the comet had arrived and started taking pictures. One of them was Laurus, a DPC GOD. Pepe wanted to know, how laurus was able to ride that streaking comet."Icelandic Vodka" he chortled. Suddenly Beautiful women attacked. He couldn't help himself, he reached inside his photo bag and whipped out his model release 2 semi automatic pistol which was loaded with pixie dust laden faeries. Everyone ran for cover,Team America had arrived,inserting their two cents into the plumber's butt. They learned a lesson, Should have used dollars for my gokart travels. Then the comet started to explode in a weird, slow motion way. Laurus was never seen without his camera and beloved tripod with remote control and a flexible model in little clothing.
Pepe and Maria saw a blinding light at the corner of Broadway. Maria put her foot on top of his chest and said 'You will never have the benefit of my American express credit card.' Unabashed, Pepe turned away and proudly strode towards a rat filled KFC. When he arrived he sang for his supper before beginning DPC voting.
Bored, Maria flounced off into the sunset with some fellow trolls, hoping to cast low votes on her verizon phone, all of a sudden an SC member called; her image was disqualified!!! Good! exclaimed Maria, I didn't like Pepe's portrait, it was far too graphic for her taste. Meanwhile, seven rats died from chicken gizzard juice oozing from Pepe's portrait--DQ'ed for graphic details. This dramatically depressed her to the point of crawling under a mushroom.
Meanwhile, back at the DPC clubhouse, Art_rotflmao decided that Maria's husband, Raul will eat all the chicken gizzards and mushrooms he could stomach.
As Raul's new Pentax K10D had been stolen by a very disgruntled troll, who needed better images, Raul was forced to draw pictures with crayons under Basic Editing rules. And, won a ribbon, much to the dismay of everyone else that entered. The troll, realizing that he had voted dishonestly,retreated to a darkroom to develop his Low Key challenge entry, which instantly became a high key brown ribbon.
Meanwhile, Maria decided to cool off in a tub of slightly yellowed darkroom developer chemicals while painting her toenails neon green with orange spots. Her skin started itching |
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02/26/2007 10:41:10 PM · #5 |
She was hot and needed a drink of ice cold, refreshing lemonade. It was a tall handsome stranger that bought a sandwich and a couple of tickets to see GANGgajang outdoors at the ampitheater. Then, suddenly, a monster attacked! Pepe, our fearless hero,ripped his clothes off and revealed his big secret. He had warrior identity crisis, and couldn't remember what he was doing without any of his kinfolk nearby to elope with. Consequently, he attempted to kiss the frog who instantly became a big, fat troll with a really big nose, which oozed a thick, strangely attractive substance that smelled like swiss cheese who also became a photographer. Swiss Cheese is cousins with a hairy backed Mongolian yak herder, who lived in iceland where he shot photos of unattractive bald women.So the woman after seeing this unfold grew tremendous beards and her hairy legs trampled green grapes rapidly into tainted white wine. Then Pepe decided to yell "I like socks... So the women shaved Pepe's great big hairy, toe and then began pulling striped socks on his huge feets. Pepe made a mad dash towards the cliff edge, where he thought that he could fly away. Oh, but he longed for someone to tease his long hair into braids the shape of camels kneeling to drink. Contrary to popular belief, Pepe was a girl who liked her camels to have big humps. Pepe also liked camels to smoke after a long trip around the world in under 80 days. Getting back on topic, a signal from above told her it was time to slay the troll. She took out her knife and took off toward the troll who now was spraying spittle all over her lemonade drink. What trolls don't know, it wasnt lemonade she was drinking but rather warm diet mountain dew... laced with trace amounts of refined uranium oxide. As the spittle slowly, but not too slowly, morphed into a grotesque heap of molten slag the troll stood shaking the excess wetness from his now red nose.
Out of nowhere a scary bat swooped down and landed on the womans left shoulder, biting her lush neck causing a purple ooze and causing her pain. She yelped in pain which was mistaken for surprised ecstacy, making the sounds of wolves howling and it vibrated through her skin like a jackhammer.
She turned with a smile and a tantilizing look, and took a bite, from the sandwich which Pepe made for her on the hood of Maria's red sports car which has leather interior. Maria was a very accomplished driver and could Sleep while driving 140MPH. Although Pepe didn't like her frequent misuse of the DPC voting buttons, Maria's need for speed was a lifesaver because the car was with out brakes or wheels and trolls run fast. but not fast enough to out run the approaching steamroller which was supercharged. Pepe took a magic mushroom and began to sautee it with the troll and then decided to stick it in the botom part of his shoe and started walking West, into encroaching darkness.
Suddenly a blinding light, a large comet hurling down and crashed into the forest before him. Burning his home and turning his world into a smoking crater, fortunatly a charter bus of tourists from the comet had arrived and started taking pictures. One of them was Laurus, a DPC GOD. Pepe wanted to know, how laurus was able to ride that streaking comet."Icelandic Vodka" he chortled. Suddenly Beautiful women attacked. He couldn't help himself, he reached inside his photo bag and whipped out his model release 2 semi automatic pistol which was loaded with pixie dust laden faeries. Everyone ran for cover,Team America had arrived,inserting their two cents into the plumber's butt. They learned a lesson, Should have used dollars for my gokart travels. Then the comet started to explode in a weird, slow motion way. Laurus was never seen without his camera and beloved tripod with remote control and a flexible model in little clothing.
Pepe and Maria saw a blinding light at the corner of Broadway. Maria put her foot on top of his chest and said 'You will never have the benefit of my American express credit card.' Unabashed, Pepe turned away and proudly strode towards a rat filled KFC. When he arrived he sang for his supper before beginning DPC voting.
Bored, Maria flounced off into the sunset with some fellow trolls, hoping to cast low votes on her verizon phone, all of a sudden an SC member called; her image was disqualified!!! Good! exclaimed Maria, I didn't like Pepe's portrait, it was far too graphic for her taste. Meanwhile, seven rats died from chicken gizzard juice oozing from Pepe's portrait--DQ'ed for graphic details. This dramatically depressed her to the point of crawling under a mushroom.
Meanwhile, back at the DPC clubhouse, Art_rotflmao decided that Maria's husband, Raul will eat all the chicken gizzards and mushrooms he could stomach.
As Raul's new Pentax K10D had been stolen by a very disgruntled troll, who needed better images, Raul was forced to draw pictures with crayons under Basic Editing rules. And, won a ribbon, much to the dismay of everyone else that entered. The troll, realizing that he had voted dishonestly,retreated to a darkroom to develop his Low Key challenge entry, which instantly became a high key brown ribbon.
Meanwhile, Maria decided to cool off in a tub of slightly yellowed darkroom developer chemicals while painting her toenails neon green with orange spots |
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02/26/2007 08:32:45 PM · #6 |
She was hot and needed a drink of ice cold, refreshing lemonade. It was a tall handsome stranger that bought a sandwich and a couple of tickets to see GANGgajang outdoors at the ampitheater. Then, suddenly, a monster attacked! Pepe, our fearless hero,ripped his clothes off and revealed his big secret. He had warrior identity crisis, and couldn't remember what he was doing without any of his kinfolk nearby to elope with. Consequently, he attempted to kiss the frog who instantly became a big, fat troll with a really big nose, which oozed a thick, strangely attractive substance that smelled like swiss cheese who also became a photographer. Swiss Cheese is cousins with a hairy backed Mongolian yak herder, who lived in iceland where he shot photos of unattractive bald women.So the woman after seeing this unfold grew tremendous beards and her hairy legs trampled green grapes rapidly into tainted white wine. Then Pepe decided to yell "I like socks... So the women shaved Pepe's great big hairy, toe and then began pulling striped socks on his huge feets. Pepe made a mad dash towards the cliff edge, where he thought that he could fly away. Oh, but he longed for someone to tease his long hair into braids the shape of camels kneeling to drink. Contrary to popular belief, Pepe was a girl who liked her camels to have big humps. Pepe also liked camels to smoke after a long trip around the world in under 80 days. Getting back on topic, a signal from above told her it was time to slay the troll. She took out her knife and took off toward the troll who now was spraying spittle all over her lemonade drink. What trolls don't know, it wasnt lemonade she was drinking but rather warm diet mountain dew... laced with trace amounts of refined uranium oxide. As the spittle slowly, but not too slowly, morphed into a grotesque heap of molten slag the troll stood shaking the excess wetness from his now red nose.
Out of nowhere a scary bat swooped down and landed on the womans left shoulder, biting her lush neck causing a purple ooze and causing her pain. She yelped in pain which was mistaken for surprised ecstacy, making the sounds of wolves howling and it vibrated through her skin like a jackhammer.
She turned with a smile and a tantilizing look, and took a bite, from the sandwich which Pepe made for her on the hood of Maria's red sports car which has leather interior. Maria was a very accomplished driver and could Sleep while driving 140MPH. Although Pepe didn't like her frequent misuse of the DPC voting buttons, Maria's need for speed was a lifesaver because the car was with out brakes or wheels and trolls run fast. but not fast enough to out run the approaching steamroller which was supercharged. Pepe took a magic mushroom and began to sautee it with the troll and then decided to stick it in the botom part of his shoe and started walking West, into encroaching darkness.
Suddenly a blinding light, a large comet hurling down and crashed into the forest before him. Burning his home and turning his world into a smoking crater, fortunatly a charter bus of tourists from the comet had arrived and started taking pictures. One of them was Laurus, a DPC GOD. Pepe wanted to know, how laurus was able to ride that streaking comet."Icelandic Vodka" he chortled. Suddenly Beautiful women attacked. He couldn't help himself, he reached inside his photo bag and whipped out his model release 2 semi automatic pistol which was loaded with pixie dust laden faeries. Everyone ran for cover,Team America had arrived,inserting their two cents into the plumber's butt. They learned a lesson, Should have used dollars for my gokart travels. Then the comet started to explode in a weird, slow motion way. Laurus was never seen without his camera and beloved tripod with remote control and a flexible model in little clothing.
Pepe and Maria saw a blinding light at the corner of Broadway. Maria put her foot on top of his chest and said 'You will never have the benefit of my American express credit card.' Unabashed, Pepe turned away and proudly strode towards a rat filled KFC. When he arrived he sang for his supper before beginning DPC voting.
Bored, Maria flounced off into the sunset with some fellow trolls, hoping to cast low votes on her verizon phone, all of a sudden an SC member called; her image was disqualified!!! Good! exclaimed Maria, I didn't like Pepe's portrait, it was far too graphic for her taste. Meanwhile, seven rats died from chicken gizzard juice oozing from Pepe's portrait--DQ'ed for graphic details. This dramatically depressed her to the point of crawling under a mushroom.
Meanwhile, back at the DPC clubhouse, Art_rotflmao decided that Maria's husband, Raul will eat all the chicken gizzards and mushrooms he could stomach.
As Raul's new Pentax K10D had been stolen by a very disgruntled troll, who needed better images, Raul was forced to draw pictures with crayons under Basic Editing rules. And, won a ribbon, much to the dismay of everyone else that entered. The troll, realizing that he had voted dishonestly,retreated to a darkroom to develop his Low Key challenge entry, which instantly became a high key brown ribbon.
Meanwhile, Maria decided to cool off in a tub of slightly yellowed darkroom developer chemicals while painting her toenails neon
Message edited by author 2007-02-26 20:33:03. |
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02/26/2007 08:26:43 PM · #7 |
She was hot and needed a drink of ice cold, refreshing lemonade. It was a tall handsome stranger that bought a sandwich and a couple of tickets to see GANGgajang outdoors at the ampitheater. Then, suddenly, a monster attacked! Pepe, our fearless hero,ripped his clothes off and revealed his big secret. He had warrior identity crisis, and couldn't remember what he was doing without any of his kinfolk nearby to elope with. Consequently, he attempted to kiss the frog who instantly became a big, fat troll with a really big nose, which oozed a thick, strangely attractive substance that smelled like swiss cheese who also became a photographer. Swiss Cheese is cousins with a hairy backed Mongolian yak herder, who lived in iceland where he shot photos of unattractive bald women.So the woman after seeing this unfold grew tremendous beards and her hairy legs trampled green grapes rapidly into tainted white wine. Then Pepe decided to yell "I like socks... So the women shaved Pepe's great big hairy, toe and then began pulling striped socks on his huge feets. Pepe made a mad dash towards the cliff edge, where he thought that he could fly away. Oh, but he longed for someone to tease his long hair into braids the shape of camels kneeling to drink. Contrary to popular belief, Pepe was a girl who liked her camels to have big humps. Pepe also liked camels to smoke after a long trip around the world in under 80 days. Getting back on topic, a signal from above told her it was time to slay the troll. She took out her knife and took off toward the troll who now was spraying spittle all over her lemonade drink. What trolls don't know, it wasnt lemonade she was drinking but rather warm diet mountain dew... laced with trace amounts of refined uranium oxide. As the spittle slowly, but not too slowly, morphed into a grotesque heap of molten slag the troll stood shaking the excess wetness from his now red nose.
Out of nowhere a scary bat swooped down and landed on the womans left shoulder, biting her lush neck causing a purple ooze and causing her pain. She yelped in pain which was mistaken for surprised ecstacy, making the sounds of wolves howling and it vibrated through her skin like a jackhammer.
She turned with a smile and a tantilizing look, and took a bite, from the sandwich which Pepe made for her on the hood of Maria's red sports car which has leather interior. Maria was a very accomplished driver and could Sleep while driving 140MPH. Although Pepe didn't like her frequent misuse of the DPC voting buttons, Maria's need for speed was a lifesaver because the car was with out brakes or wheels and trolls run fast. but not fast enough to out run the approaching steamroller which was supercharged. Pepe took a magic mushroom and began to sautee it with the troll and then decided to stick it in the botom part of his shoe and started walking West, into encroaching darkness.
Suddenly a blinding light, a large comet hurling down and crashed into the forest before him. Burning his home and turning his world into a smoking crater, fortunatly a charter bus of tourists from the comet had arrived and started taking pictures. One of them was Laurus, a DPC GOD. Pepe wanted to know, how laurus was able to ride that streaking comet."Icelandic Vodka" he chortled. Suddenly Beautiful women attacked. He couldn't help himself, he reached inside his photo bag and whipped out his model release 2 semi automatic pistol which was loaded with pixie dust laden faeries. Everyone ran for cover,Team America had arrived,inserting their two cents into the plumber's butt. They learned a lesson, Should have used dollars for my gokart travels. Then the comet started to explode in a weird, slow motion way. Laurus was never seen without his camera and beloved tripod with remote control and a flexible model in little clothing.
Pepe and Maria saw a blinding light at the corner of Broadway. Maria put her foot on top of his chest and said 'You will never have the benefit of my American express credit card.' Unabashed, Pepe turned away and proudly strode towards a rat filled KFC. When he arrived he sang for his supper before beginning DPC voting.
Bored, Maria flounced off into the sunset with some fellow trolls, hoping to cast low votes on her verizon phone, all of a sudden an SC member called; her image was disqualified!!! Good! exclaimed Maria, I didn't like Pepe's portrait, it was far too graphic for her taste. Meanwhile, seven rats died from chicken gizzard juice oozing from Pepe's portrait--DQ'ed for graphic details. This dramatically depressed her to the point of crawling under a mushroom.
Meanwhile, back at the DPC clubhouse, Art_rotflmao decided that Maria's husband, Raul will eat all the chicken gizzards and mushrooms he could stomach.
As Raul's new Pentax K10D had been stolen by a very disgruntled troll, who needed better images, Raul was forced to draw pictures with crayons under Basic Editing rules. And, won a ribbon, much to the dismay of everyone else that entered. The troll, realizing that he had voted dishonestly,retreated to a darkroom to develop his Low Key challenge entry, which instantly became a high key brown ribbon.
Meanwhile, Maria decided to cool off in a tub of slightly yellowed darkroom developer chemicals while
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02/26/2007 04:29:49 PM · #8 |
She was hot and needed a drink of ice cold, refreshing lemonade. It was a tall handsome stranger that bought a sandwich and a couple of tickets to see GANGgajang outdoors at the ampitheater. Then, suddenly, a monster attacked! Pepe, our fearless hero,ripped his clothes off and revealed his big secret. He had warrior identity crisis, and couldn't remember what he was doing without any of his kinfolk nearby to elope with. Consequently, he attempted to kiss the frog who instantly became a big, fat troll with a really big nose, which oozed a thick, strangely attractive substance that smelled like swiss cheese who also became a photographer. Swiss Cheese is cousins with a hairy backed Mongolian yak herder, who lived in iceland where he shot photos of unattractive bald women.So the woman after seeing this unfold grew tremendous beards and her hairy legs trampled green grapes rapidly into tainted white wine. Then Pepe decided to yell "I like socks... So the women shaved Pepe's great big hairy, toe and then began pulling striped socks on his huge feets. Pepe made a mad dash towards the cliff edge, where he thought that he could fly away. Oh, but he longed for someone to tease his long hair into braids the shape of camels kneeling to drink. Contrary to popular belief, Pepe was a girl who liked her camels to have big humps. Pepe also liked camels to smoke after a long trip around the world in under 80 days. Getting back on topic, a signal from above told her it was time to slay the troll. She took out her knife and took off toward the troll who now was spraying spittle all over her lemonade drink. What trolls don't know, it wasnt lemonade she was drinking but rather warm diet mountain dew... laced with trace amounts of refined uranium oxide. As the spittle slowly, but not too slowly, morphed into a grotesque heap of molten slag the troll stood shaking the excess wetness from his now red nose.
Out of nowhere a scary bat swooped down and landed on the womans left shoulder, biting her lush neck causing a purple ooze and causing her pain. She yelped in pain which was mistaken for surprised ecstacy, making the sounds of wolves howling and it vibrated through her skin like a jackhammer.
She turned with a smile and a tantilizing look, and took a bite, from the sandwich which Pepe made for her on the hood of Maria's red sports car which has leather interior. Maria was a very accomplished driver and could Sleep while driving 140MPH. Although Pepe didn't like her frequent misuse of the DPC voting buttons, Maria's need for speed was a lifesaver because the car was with out brakes or wheels and trolls run fast. but not fast enough to out run the approaching steamroller which was supercharged. Pepe took a magic mushroom and began to sautee it with the troll and then decided to stick it in the botom part of his shoe and started walking West, into encroaching darkness.
Suddenly a blinding light, a large comet hurling down and crashed into the forest before him. Burning his home and turning his world into a smoking crater, fortunatly a charter bus of tourists from the comet had arrived and started taking pictures. One of them was Laurus, a DPC GOD. Pepe wanted to know, how laurus was able to ride that streaking comet."Icelandic Vodka" he chortled. Suddenly Beautiful women attacked. He couldn't help himself, he reached inside his photo bag and whipped out his model release 2 semi automatic pistol which was loaded with pixie dust laden faeries. Everyone ran for cover,Team America had arrived,inserting their two cents into the plumber's butt. They learned a lesson, Should have used dollars for my gokart travels. Then the comet started to explode in a weird, slow motion way. Laurus was never seen without his camera and beloved tripod with remote control and a flexible model in little clothing.
Pepe and Maria saw a blinding light at the corner of Broadway. Maria put her foot on top of his chest and said 'You will never have the benefit of my American express credit card.' Unabashed, Pepe turned away and proudly strode towards a rat filled KFC. When he arrived he sang for his supper before beginning DPC voting.
Bored, Maria flounced off into the sunset with some fellow trolls, hoping to cast low votes on her verizon phone, all of a sudden an SC member called; her image was disqualified!!! Good! exclaimed Maria, I didn't like Pepe's portrait, it was far too graphic for her taste. Meanwhile, seven rats died from chicken gizzard juice oozing from Pepe's portrait--DQ'ed for graphic details. This dramatically depressed her to the point of crawling under a mushroom.
Meanwhile, back at the DPC clubhouse, Art_rotflmao decided that Maria's husband, Raul will eat all the chicken gizzards and mushrooms he could stomach.
As Raul's new Pentax K10D had been stolen by a very disgruntled troll, who needed better images, Raul was forced to draw pictures with crayons under Basic Editing rules. And, won a ribbon, much to the dismay of everyone else that entered. The troll, realizing that he had voted dishonestly,retreated to a darkroom to develop his Low Key challenge entry, which instantly became a high key brown ribbon.
Meanwhile, Maria decided to cool off in a tub of slightly yellowed |
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02/26/2007 05:25:59 AM · #9 |
She was hot and needed a drink of ice cold, refreshing lemonade. It was a tall handsome stranger that bought a sandwich and a couple of tickets to see GANGgajang outdoors at the ampitheater. Then, suddenly, a monster attacked! Pepe, our fearless hero,ripped his clothes off and revealed his big secret. He had warrior identity crisis, and couldn't remember what he was doing without any of his kinfolk nearby to elope with. Consequently, he attempted to kiss the frog who instantly became a big, fat troll with a really big nose, which oozed a thick, strangely attractive substance that smelled like swiss cheese who also became a photographer. Swiss Cheese is cousins with a hairy backed Mongolian yak herder, who lived in iceland where he shot photos of unattractive bald women.So the woman after seeing this unfold grew tremendous beards and her hairy legs trampled green grapes rapidly into tainted white wine. Then Pepe decided to yell "I like socks... So the women shaved Pepe's great big hairy, toe and then began pulling striped socks on his huge feets. Pepe made a mad dash towards the cliff edge, where he thought that he could fly away. Oh, but he longed for someone to tease his long hair into braids the shape of camels kneeling to drink. Contrary to popular belief, Pepe was a girl who liked her camels to have big humps. Pepe also liked camels to smoke after a long trip around the world in under 80 days. Getting back on topic, a signal from above told her it was time to slay the troll. She took out her knife and took off toward the troll who now was spraying spittle all over her lemonade drink. What trolls don't know, it wasnt lemonade she was drinking but rather warm diet mountain dew... laced with trace amounts of refined uranium oxide. As the spittle slowly, but not too slowly, morphed into a grotesque heap of molten slag the troll stood shaking the excess wetness from his now red nose.
Out of nowhere a scary bat swooped down and landed on the womans left shoulder, biting her lush neck causing a purple ooze and causing her pain. She yelped in pain which was mistaken for surprised ecstacy, making the sounds of wolves howling and it vibrated through her skin like a jackhammer.
She turned with a smile and a tantilizing look, and took a bite, from the sandwich which Pepe made for her on the hood of Maria's red sports car which has leather interior. Maria was a very accomplished driver and could Sleep while driving 140MPH. Although Pepe didn't like her frequent misuse of the DPC voting buttons, Maria's need for speed was a lifesaver because the car was with out brakes or wheels and trolls run fast. but not fast enough to out run the approaching steamroller which was supercharged. Pepe took a magic mushroom and began to sautee it with the troll and then decided to stick it in the botom part of his shoe and started walking West, into encroaching darkness.
Suddenly a blinding light, a large comet hurling down and crashed into the forest before him. Burning his home and turning his world into a smoking crater, fortunatly a charter bus of tourists from the comet had arrived and started taking pictures. One of them was Laurus, a DPC GOD. Pepe wanted to know, how laurus was able to ride that streaking comet."Icelandic Vodka" he chortled. Suddenly Beautiful women attacked. He couldn't help himself, he reached inside his photo bag and whipped out his model release 2 semi automatic pistol which was loaded with pixie dust laden faeries. Everyone ran for cover,Team America had arrived,inserting their two cents into the plumber's butt. They learned a lesson, Should have used dollars for my gokart travels. Then the comet started to explode in a weird, slow motion way. Laurus was never seen without his camera and beloved tripod with remote control and a flexible model in little clothing.
Pepe and Maria saw a blinding light at the corner of Broadway. Maria put her foot on top of his chest and said 'You will never have the benefit of my American express credit card.' Unabashed, Pepe turned away and proudly strode towards a rat filled KFC. When he arrived he sang for his supper before beginning DPC voting.
Bored, Maria flounced off into the sunset with some fellow trolls, hoping to cast low votes on her verizon phone, all of a sudden an SC member called; her image was disqualified!!! Good! exclaimed Maria, I didn't like Pepe's portrait, it was far too graphic for her taste. Meanwhile, seven rats died from chicken gizzard juice oozing from Pepe's portrait--DQ'ed for graphic details. This dramatically depressed her to the point of crawling under a mushroom.
Meanwhile, back at the DPC clubhouse, Art_rotflmao decided that Maria's husband, Raul will eat all the chicken gizzards and mushrooms he could stomach.
As Raul's new Pentax K10D had been stolen by a very disgruntled troll, who needed better images, Raul was forced to draw pictures with crayons under Basic Editing rules. And, won a ribbon, much to the dismay of everyone else that entered. The troll, realizing that he had voted dishonestly,retreated to a darkroom to develop his Low Key challenge entry, which instantly became a high key brown ribbon.
Meanwhile, Maria decided to cool off in a |
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02/26/2007 02:00:29 AM · #10 |
She was hot and needed a drink of ice cold, refreshing lemonade. It was a tall handsome stranger that bought a sandwich and a couple of tickets to see GANGgajang outdoors at the ampitheater. Then, suddenly, a monster attacked! Pepe, our fearless hero,ripped his clothes off and revealed his big secret. He had warrior identity crisis, and couldn't remember what he was doing without any of his kinfolk nearby to elope with. Consequently, he attempted to kiss the frog who instantly became a big, fat troll with a really big nose, which oozed a thick, strangely attractive substance that smelled like swiss cheese who also became a photographer. Swiss Cheese is cousins with a hairy backed Mongolian yak herder, who lived in iceland where he shot photos of unattractive bald women.So the woman after seeing this unfold grew tremendous beards and her hairy legs trampled green grapes rapidly into tainted white wine. Then Pepe decided to yell "I like socks... So the women shaved Pepe's great big hairy, toe and then began pulling striped socks on his huge feets. Pepe made a mad dash towards the cliff edge, where he thought that he could fly away. Oh, but he longed for someone to tease his long hair into braids the shape of camels kneeling to drink. Contrary to popular belief, Pepe was a girl who liked her camels to have big humps. Pepe also liked camels to smoke after a long trip around the world in under 80 days. Getting back on topic, a signal from above told her it was time to slay the troll. She took out her knife and took off toward the troll who now was spraying spittle all over her lemonade drink. What trolls don't know, it wasnt lemonade she was drinking but rather warm diet mountain dew... laced with trace amounts of refined uranium oxide. As the spittle slowly, but not too slowly, morphed into a grotesque heap of molten slag the troll stood shaking the excess wetness from his now red nose.
Out of nowhere a scary bat swooped down and landed on the womans left shoulder, biting her lush neck causing a purple ooze and causing her pain. She yelped in pain which was mistaken for surprised ecstacy, making the sounds of wolves howling and it vibrated through her skin like a jackhammer.
She turned with a smile and a tantilizing look, and took a bite, from the sandwich which Pepe made for her on the hood of Maria's red sports car which has leather interior. Maria was a very accomplished driver and could Sleep while driving 140MPH. Although Pepe didn't like her frequent misuse of the DPC voting buttons, Maria's need for speed was a lifesaver because the car was with out brakes or wheels and trolls run fast. but not fast enough to out run the approaching steamroller which was supercharged. Pepe took a magic mushroom and began to sautee it with the troll and then decided to stick it in the botom part of his shoe and started walking West, into encroaching darkness.
Suddenly a blinding light, a large comet hurling down and crashed into the forest before him. Burning his home and turning his world into a smoking crater, fortunatly a charter bus of tourists from the comet had arrived and started taking pictures. One of them was Laurus, a DPC GOD. Pepe wanted to know, how laurus was able to ride that streaking comet."Icelandic Vodka" he chortled. Suddenly Beautiful women attacked. He couldn't help himself, he reached inside his photo bag and whipped out his model release 2 semi automatic pistol which was loaded with pixie dust laden faeries. Everyone ran for cover,Team America had arrived,inserting their two cents into the plumber's butt. They learned a lesson, Should have used dollars for my gokart travels. Then the comet started to explode in a weird, slow motion way. Laurus was never seen without his camera and beloved tripod with remote control and a flexible model in little clothing.
Pepe and Maria saw a blinding light at the corner of Broadway. Maria put her foot on top of his chest and said 'You will never have the benefit of my American express credit card.' Unabashed, Pepe turned away and proudly strode towards a rat filled KFC. When he arrived he sang for his supper before beginning DPC voting.
Bored, Maria flounced off into the sunset with some fellow trolls, hoping to cast low votes on her verizon phone, all of a sudden an SC member called; her image was disqualified!!! Good! exclaimed Maria, I didn't like Pepe's portrait, it was far too graphic for her taste. Meanwhile, seven rats died from chicken gizzard juice oozing from Pepe's portrait--DQ'ed for graphic details. This dramatically depressed her to the point of crawling under a mushroom.
Meanwhile, back at the DPC clubhouse, Art_rotflmao decided that Maria's husband, Raul will eat all the chicken gizzards and mushrooms he could stomach.
As Raul's new Pentax K10D had been stolen by a very disgruntled troll, who needed better images, Raul was forced to draw pictures with crayons under Basic Editing rules. And, won a ribbon, much to the dismay of everyone else that entered. The troll, realizing that he had voted dishonestly,retreated to a darkroom to develop his Low Key challenge entry, which instantly became a high key brown ribbon.
Meanwhile, Maria decided to
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02/25/2007 09:42:38 PM · #11 |
She was hot and needed a drink of ice cold, refreshing lemonade. It was a tall handsome stranger that bought a sandwich and a couple of tickets to see GANGgajang outdoors at the ampitheater. Then, suddenly, a monster attacked! Pepe, our fearless hero,ripped his clothes off and revealed his big secret. He had warrior identity crisis, and couldn't remember what he was doing without any of his kinfolk nearby to elope with. Consequently, he attempted to kiss the frog who instantly became a big, fat troll with a really big nose, which oozed a thick, strangely attractive substance that smelled like swiss cheese who also became a photographer. Swiss Cheese is cousins with a hairy backed Mongolian yak herder, who lived in iceland where he shot photos of unattractive bald women.So the woman after seeing this unfold grew tremendous beards and her hairy legs trampled green grapes rapidly into tainted white wine. Then Pepe decided to yell "I like socks... So the women shaved Pepe's great big hairy, toe and then began pulling striped socks on his huge feets. Pepe made a mad dash towards the cliff edge, where he thought that he could fly away. Oh, but he longed for someone to tease his long hair into braids the shape of camels kneeling to drink. Contrary to popular belief, Pepe was a girl who liked her camels to have big humps. Pepe also liked camels to smoke after a long trip around the world in under 80 days. Getting back on topic, a signal from above told her it was time to slay the troll. She took out her knife and took off toward the troll who now was spraying spittle all over her lemonade drink. What trolls don't know, it wasnt lemonade she was drinking but rather warm diet mountain dew... laced with trace amounts of refined uranium oxide. As the spittle slowly, but not too slowly, morphed into a grotesque heap of molten slag the troll stood shaking the excess wetness from his now red nose.
Out of nowhere a scary bat swooped down and landed on the womans left shoulder, biting her lush neck causing a purple ooze and causing her pain. She yelped in pain which was mistaken for surprised ecstacy, making the sounds of wolves howling and it vibrated through her skin like a jackhammer.
She turned with a smile and a tantilizing look, and took a bite, from the sandwich which Pepe made for her on the hood of Maria's red sports car which has leather interior. Maria was a very accomplished driver and could Sleep while driving 140MPH. Although Pepe didn't like her frequent misuse of the DPC voting buttons, Maria's need for speed was a lifesaver because the car was with out brakes or wheels and trolls run fast. but not fast enough to out run the approaching steamroller which was supercharged. Pepe took a magic mushroom and began to sautee it with the troll and then decided to stick it in the botom part of his shoe and started walking West, into encroaching darkness.
Suddenly a blinding light, a large comet hurling down and crashed into the forest before him. Burning his home and turning his world into a smoking crater, fortunatly a charter bus of tourists from the comet had arrived and started taking pictures. One of them was Laurus, a DPC GOD. Pepe wanted to know, how laurus was able to ride that streaking comet."Icelandic Vodka" he chortled. Suddenly Beautiful women attacked. He couldn't help himself, he reached inside his photo bag and whipped out his model release 2 semi automatic pistol which was loaded with pixie dust laden faeries. Everyone ran for cover,Team America had arrived,inserting their two cents into the plumber's butt. They learned a lesson, Should have used dollars for my gokart travels. Then the comet started to explode in a weird, slow motion way. Laurus was never seen without his camera and beloved tripod with remote control and a flexible model in little clothing.
Pepe and Maria saw a blinding light at the corner of Broadway. Maria put her foot on top of his chest and said 'You will never have the benefit of my American express credit card.' Unabashed, Pepe turned away and proudly strode towards a rat filled KFC. When he arrived he sang for his supper before beginning DPC voting.
Bored, Maria flounced off into the sunset with some fellow trolls, hoping to cast low votes on her verizon phone, all of a sudden an SC member called; her image was disqualified!!! Good! exclaimed Maria, I didn't like Pepe's portrait, it was far too graphic for her taste. Meanwhile, seven rats died from chicken gizzard juice oozing from Pepe's portrait--DQ'ed for graphic details. This dramatically depressed her to the point of crawling under a mushroom.
Meanwhile, back at the DPC clubhouse, Art_rotflmao decided that Maria's husband, Raul will eat all the chicken gizzards and mushrooms he could stomach.
As Raul's new Pentax K10D had been stolen by a very disgruntled troll, who needed better images, Raul was forced to draw pictures with crayons under Basic Editing rules. And, won a ribbon, much to the dismay of everyone else that entered. The troll, realizing that he had voted dishonestly,retreated to a darkroom to develop his Low Key challenge entry, which instantly became a high key brown ribbon.
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02/25/2007 08:41:12 PM · #12 |
She was hot and needed a drink of ice cold, refreshing lemonade. It was a tall handsome stranger that bought a sandwich and a couple of tickets to see GANGgajang outdoors at the ampitheater. Then, suddenly, a monster attacked! Pepe, our fearless hero,ripped his clothes off and revealed his big secret. He had warrior identity crisis, and couldn't remember what he was doing without any of his kinfolk nearby to elope with. Consequently, he attempted to kiss the frog who instantly became a big, fat troll with a really big nose, which oozed a thick, strangely attractive substance that smelled like swiss cheese who also became a photographer. Swiss Cheese is cousins with a hairy backed Mongolian yak herder, who lived in iceland where he shot photos of unattractive bald women.So the woman after seeing this unfold grew tremendous beards and her hairy legs trampled green grapes rapidly into tainted white wine. Then Pepe decided to yell "I like socks... So the women shaved Pepe's great big hairy, toe and then began pulling striped socks on his huge feets. Pepe made a mad dash towards the cliff edge, where he thought that he could fly away. Oh, but he longed for someone to tease his long hair into braids the shape of camels kneeling to drink. Contrary to popular belief, Pepe was a girl who liked her camels to have big humps. Pepe also liked camels to smoke after a long trip around the world in under 80 days. Getting back on topic, a signal from above told her it was time to slay the troll. She took out her knife and took off toward the troll who now was spraying spittle all over her lemonade drink. What trolls don't know, it wasnt lemonade she was drinking but rather warm diet mountain dew... laced with trace amounts of refined uranium oxide. As the spittle slowly, but not too slowly, morphed into a grotesque heap of molten slag the troll stood shaking the excess wetness from his now red nose.
Out of nowhere a scary bat swooped down and landed on the womans left shoulder, biting her lush neck causing a purple ooze and causing her pain. She yelped in pain which was mistaken for surprised ecstacy, making the sounds of wolves howling and it vibrated through her skin like a jackhammer.
She turned with a smile and a tantilizing look, and took a bite, from the sandwich which Pepe made for her on the hood of Maria's red sports car which has leather interior. Maria was a very accomplished driver and could Sleep while driving 140MPH. Although Pepe didn't like her frequent misuse of the DPC voting buttons, Maria's need for speed was a lifesaver because the car was with out brakes or wheels and trolls run fast. but not fast enough to out run the approaching steamroller which was supercharged. Pepe took a magic mushroom and began to sautee it with the troll and then decided to stick it in the botom part of his shoe and started walking West, into encroaching darkness.
Suddenly a blinding light, a large comet hurling down and crashed into the forest before him. Burning his home and turning his world into a smoking crater, fortunatly a charter bus of tourists from the comet had arrived and started taking pictures. One of them was Laurus, a DPC GOD. Pepe wanted to know, how laurus was able to ride that streaking comet."Icelandic Vodka" he chortled. Suddenly Beautiful women attacked. He couldn't help himself, he reached inside his photo bag and whipped out his model release 2 semi automatic pistol which was loaded with pixie dust laden faeries. Everyone ran for cover,Team America had arrived,inserting their two cents into the plumber's butt. They learned a lesson, Should have used dollars for my gokart travels. Then the comet started to explode in a weird, slow motion way. Laurus was never seen without his camera and beloved tripod with remote control and a flexible model in little clothing.
Pepe and Maria saw a blinding light at the corner of Broadway. Maria put her foot on top of his chest and said 'You will never have the benefit of my American express credit card.' Unabashed, Pepe turned away and proudly strode towards a rat filled KFC. When he arrived he sang for his supper before beginning DPC voting.
Bored, Maria flounced off into the sunset with some fellow trolls, hoping to cast low votes on her verizon phone, all of a sudden an SC member called; her image was disqualified!!! Good! exclaimed Maria, I didn't like Pepe's portrait, it was far too graphic for her taste. Meanwhile, seven rats died from chicken gizzard juice oozing from Pepe's portrait--DQ'ed for graphic details. This dramatically depressed her to the point of crawling under a mushroom.
Meanwhile, back at the DPC clubhouse, Art_rotflmao decided that Maria's husband, Raul will eat all the chicken gizzards and mushrooms he could stomach.
As Raul's new Pentax K10D had been stolen by a very disgruntled troll, who needed better images, Raul was forced to draw pictures with crayons under Basic Editing rules. And, won a ribbon, much to the dismay of everyone else that entered. The troll, realizing that he had voted dishonestly,retreated to a darkroom to develop his Low Key challenge entry, which instantly became a |
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02/25/2007 02:52:48 PM · #13 |
She was hot and needed a drink of ice cold, refreshing lemonade. It was a tall handsome stranger that bought a sandwich and a couple of tickets to see GANGgajang outdoors at the ampitheater. Then, suddenly, a monster attacked! Pepe, our fearless hero,ripped his clothes off and revealed his big secret. He had warrior identity crisis, and couldn't remember what he was doing without any of his kinfolk nearby to elope with. Consequently, he attempted to kiss the frog who instantly became a big, fat troll with a really big nose, which oozed a thick, strangely attractive substance that smelled like swiss cheese who also became a photographer. Swiss Cheese is cousins with a hairy backed Mongolian yak herder, who lived in iceland where he shot photos of unattractive bald women.So the woman after seeing this unfold grew tremendous beards and her hairy legs trampled green grapes rapidly into tainted white wine. Then Pepe decided to yell "I like socks... So the women shaved Pepe's great big hairy, toe and then began pulling striped socks on his huge feets. Pepe made a mad dash towards the cliff edge, where he thought that he could fly away. Oh, but he longed for someone to tease his long hair into braids the shape of camels kneeling to drink. Contrary to popular belief, Pepe was a girl who liked her camels to have big humps. Pepe also liked camels to smoke after a long trip around the world in under 80 days. Getting back on topic, a signal from above told her it was time to slay the troll. She took out her knife and took off toward the troll who now was spraying spittle all over her lemonade drink. What trolls don't know, it wasnt lemonade she was drinking but rather warm diet mountain dew... laced with trace amounts of refined uranium oxide. As the spittle slowly, but not too slowly, morphed into a grotesque heap of molten slag the troll stood shaking the excess wetness from his now red nose.
Out of nowhere a scary bat swooped down and landed on the womans left shoulder, biting her lush neck causing a purple ooze and causing her pain. She yelped in pain which was mistaken for surprised ecstacy, making the sounds of wolves howling and it vibrated through her skin like a jackhammer.
She turned with a smile and a tantilizing look, and took a bite, from the sandwich which Pepe made for her on the hood of Maria's red sports car which has leather interior. Maria was a very accomplished driver and could Sleep while driving 140MPH. Although Pepe didn't like her frequent misuse of the DPC voting buttons, Maria's need for speed was a lifesaver because the car was with out brakes or wheels and trolls run fast. but not fast enough to out run the approaching steamroller which was supercharged. Pepe took a magic mushroom and began to sautee it with the troll and then decided to stick it in the botom part of his shoe and started walking West, into encroaching darkness.
Suddenly a blinding light, a large comet hurling down and crashed into the forest before him. Burning his home and turning his world into a smoking crater, fortunatly a charter bus of tourists from the comet had arrived and started taking pictures. One of them was Laurus, a DPC GOD. Pepe wanted to know, how laurus was able to ride that streaking comet."Icelandic Vodka" he chortled. Suddenly Beautiful women attacked. He couldn't help himself, he reached inside his photo bag and whipped out his model release 2 semi automatic pistol which was loaded with pixie dust laden faeries. Everyone ran for cover,Team America had arrived,inserting their two cents into the plumber's butt. They learned a lesson, Should have used dollars for my gokart travels. Then the comet started to explode in a weird, slow motion way. Laurus was never seen without his camera and beloved tripod with remote control and a flexible model in little clothing.
Pepe and Maria saw a blinding light at the corner of Broadway. Maria put her foot on top of his chest and said 'You will never have the benefit of my American express credit card.' Unabashed, Pepe turned away and proudly strode towards a rat filled KFC. When he arrived he sang for his supper before beginning DPC voting.
Bored, Maria flounced off into the sunset with some fellow trolls, hoping to cast low votes on her verizon phone, all of a sudden an SC member called; her image was disqualified!!! Good! exclaimed Maria, I didn't like Pepe's portrait, it was far too graphic for her taste. Meanwhile, seven rats died from chicken gizzard juice oozing from Pepe's portrait--DQ'ed for graphic details. This dramatically depressed her to the point of crawling under a mushroom.
Meanwhile, back at the DPC clubhouse, Art_rotflmao decided that Maria's husband, Raul will eat all the chicken gizzards and mushrooms he could stomach.
As Raul's new Pentax K10D had been stolen by a very disgruntled troll, who needed better images, Raul was forced to draw pictures with crayons under Basic Editing rules. And, won a ribbon, much to the dismay of everyone else that entered. The troll, realizing that he had voted dishonestly,retreated to a darkroom to develop his Low Key challenge entry |
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02/25/2007 01:45:55 PM · #14 |
She was hot and needed a drink of ice cold, refreshing lemonade. It was a tall handsome stranger that bought a sandwich and a couple of tickets to see GANGgajang outdoors at the ampitheater. Then, suddenly, a monster attacked! Pepe, our fearless hero,ripped his clothes off and revealed his big secret. He had warrior identity crisis, and couldn't remember what he was doing without any of his kinfolk nearby to elope with. Consequently, he attempted to kiss the frog who instantly became a big, fat troll with a really big nose, which oozed a thick, strangely attractive substance that smelled like swiss cheese who also became a photographer. Swiss Cheese is cousins with a hairy backed Mongolian yak herder, who lived in iceland where he shot photos of unattractive bald women.So the woman after seeing this unfold grew tremendous beards and her hairy legs trampled green grapes rapidly into tainted white wine. Then Pepe decided to yell "I like socks... So the women shaved Pepe's great big hairy, toe and then began pulling striped socks on his huge feets. Pepe made a mad dash towards the cliff edge, where he thought that he could fly away. Oh, but he longed for someone to tease his long hair into braids the shape of camels kneeling to drink. Contrary to popular belief, Pepe was a girl who liked her camels to have big humps. Pepe also liked camels to smoke after a long trip around the world in under 80 days. Getting back on topic, a signal from above told her it was time to slay the troll. She took out her knife and took off toward the troll who now was spraying spittle all over her lemonade drink. What trolls don't know, it wasnt lemonade she was drinking but rather warm diet mountain dew... laced with trace amounts of refined uranium oxide. As the spittle slowly, but not too slowly, morphed into a grotesque heap of molten slag the troll stood shaking the excess wetness from his now red nose.
Out of nowhere a scary bat swooped down and landed on the womans left shoulder, biting her lush neck causing a purple ooze and causing her pain. She yelped in pain which was mistaken for surprised ecstacy, making the sounds of wolves howling and it vibrated through her skin like a jackhammer.
She turned with a smile and a tantilizing look, and took a bite, from the sandwich which Pepe made for her on the hood of Maria's red sports car which has leather interior. Maria was a very accomplished driver and could Sleep while driving 140MPH. Although Pepe didn't like her frequent misuse of the DPC voting buttons, Maria's need for speed was a lifesaver because the car was with out brakes or wheels and trolls run fast. but not fast enough to out run the approaching steamroller which was supercharged. Pepe took a magic mushroom and began to sautee it with the troll and then decided to stick it in the botom part of his shoe and started walking West, into encroaching darkness.
Suddenly a blinding light, a large comet hurling down and crashed into the forest before him. Burning his home and turning his world into a smoking crater, fortunatly a charter bus of tourists from the comet had arrived and started taking pictures. One of them was Laurus, a DPC GOD. Pepe wanted to know, how laurus was able to ride that streaking comet."Icelandic Vodka" he chortled. Suddenly Beautiful women attacked. He couldn't help himself, he reached inside his photo bag and whipped out his model release 2 semi automatic pistol which was loaded with pixie dust laden faeries. Everyone ran for cover,Team America had arrived,inserting their two cents into the plumber's butt. They learned a lesson, Should have used dollars for my gokart travels. Then the comet started to explode in a weird, slow motion way. Laurus was never seen without his camera and beloved tripod with remote control and a flexible model in little clothing.
Pepe and Maria saw a blinding light at the corner of Broadway. Maria put her foot on top of his chest and said 'You will never have the benefit of my American express credit card.' Unabashed, Pepe turned away and proudly strode towards a rat filled KFC. When he arrived he sang for his supper before beginning DPC voting.
Bored, Maria flounced off into the sunset with some fellow trolls, hoping to cast low votes on her verizon phone, all of a sudden an SC member called; her image was disqualified!!! Good! exclaimed Maria, I didn't like Pepe's portrait, it was far too graphic for her taste. Meanwhile, seven rats died from chicken gizzard juice oozing from Pepe's portrait--DQ'ed for graphic details. This dramatically depressed her to the point of crawling under a mushroom.
Meanwhile, back at the DPC clubhouse, Art_rotflmao decided that Maria's husband, Raul will eat all the chicken gizzards and mushrooms he could stomach.
As Raul's new Pentax K10D had been stolen by a very disgruntled troll, who needed better images, Raul was forced to draw pictures with crayons under Basic Editing rules. And, won a ribbon, much to the dismay of everyone else that entered. The troll, realizing that he had voted dishonestly,retreated to a darkroom to develop his
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02/25/2007 06:01:46 AM · #15 |
She was hot and needed a drink of ice cold, refreshing lemonade. It was a tall handsome stranger that bought a sandwich and a couple of tickets to see GANGgajang outdoors at the ampitheater. Then, suddenly, a monster attacked! Pepe, our fearless hero,ripped his clothes off and revealed his big secret. He had warrior identity crisis, and couldn't remember what he was doing without any of his kinfolk nearby to elope with. Consequently, he attempted to kiss the frog who instantly became a big, fat troll with a really big nose, which oozed a thick, strangely attractive substance that smelled like swiss cheese who also became a photographer. Swiss Cheese is cousins with a hairy backed Mongolian yak herder, who lived in iceland where he shot photos of unattractive bald women.So the woman after seeing this unfold grew tremendous beards and her hairy legs trampled green grapes rapidly into tainted white wine. Then Pepe decided to yell "I like socks... So the women shaved Pepe's great big hairy, toe and then began pulling striped socks on his huge feets. Pepe made a mad dash towards the cliff edge, where he thought that he could fly away. Oh, but he longed for someone to tease his long hair into braids the shape of camels kneeling to drink. Contrary to popular belief, Pepe was a girl who liked her camels to have big humps. Pepe also liked camels to smoke after a long trip around the world in under 80 days. Getting back on topic, a signal from above told her it was time to slay the troll. She took out her knife and took off toward the troll who now was spraying spittle all over her lemonade drink. What trolls don't know, it wasnt lemonade she was drinking but rather warm diet mountain dew... laced with trace amounts of refined uranium oxide. As the spittle slowly, but not too slowly, morphed into a grotesque heap of molten slag the troll stood shaking the excess wetness from his now red nose.
Out of nowhere a scary bat swooped down and landed on the womans left shoulder, biting her lush neck causing a purple ooze and causing her pain. She yelped in pain which was mistaken for surprised ecstacy, making the sounds of wolves howling and it vibrated through her skin like a jackhammer.
She turned with a smile and a tantilizing look, and took a bite, from the sandwich which Pepe made for her on the hood of Maria's red sports car which has leather interior. Maria was a very accomplished driver and could Sleep while driving 140MPH. Although Pepe didn't like her frequent misuse of the DPC voting buttons, Maria's need for speed was a lifesaver because the car was with out brakes or wheels and trolls run fast. but not fast enough to out run the approaching steamroller which was supercharged. Pepe took a magic mushroom and began to sautee it with the troll and then decided to stick it in the botom part of his shoe and started walking West, into encroaching darkness.
Suddenly a blinding light, a large comet hurling down and crashed into the forest before him. Burning his home and turning his world into a smoking crater, fortunatly a charter bus of tourists from the comet had arrived and started taking pictures. One of them was Laurus, a DPC GOD. Pepe wanted to know, how laurus was able to ride that streaking comet."Icelandic Vodka" he chortled. Suddenly Beautiful women attacked. He couldn't help himself, he reached inside his photo bag and whipped out his model release 2 semi automatic pistol which was loaded with pixie dust laden faeries. Everyone ran for cover,Team America had arrived,inserting their two cents into the plumber's butt. They learned a lesson, Should have used dollars for my gokart travels. Then the comet started to explode in a weird, slow motion way. Laurus was never seen without his camera and beloved tripod with remote control and a flexible model in little clothing.
Pepe and Maria saw a blinding light at the corner of Broadway. Maria put her foot on top of his chest and said 'You will never have the benefit of my American express credit card.' Unabashed, Pepe turned away and proudly strode towards a rat filled KFC. When he arrived he sang for his supper before beginning DPC voting.
Bored, Maria flounced off into the sunset with some fellow trolls, hoping to cast low votes on her verizon phone, all of a sudden an SC member called; her image was disqualified!!! Good! exclaimed Maria, I didn't like Pepe's portrait, it was far too graphic for her taste. Meanwhile, seven rats died from chicken gizzard juice oozing from Pepe's portrait--DQ'ed for graphic details. This dramatically depressed her to the point of crawling under a mushroom.
Meanwhile, back at the DPC clubhouse, Art_rotflmao decided that Maria's husband, Raul will eat all the chicken gizzards and mushrooms he could stomach.
As Raul's new Pentax K10D had been stolen by a very disgruntled troll, who needed better images, Raul was forced to draw pictures with crayons under Basic Editing rules. And, won a ribbon, much to the dismay of everyone else that entered. The troll, realizing that he had voted dishonestly,retreated to a dark |
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02/24/2007 11:04:24 PM · #16 |
She was hot and needed a drink of ice cold, refreshing lemonade. It was a tall handsome stranger that bought a sandwich and a couple of tickets to see GANGgajang outdoors at the ampitheater. Then, suddenly, a monster attacked! Pepe, our fearless hero,ripped his clothes off and revealed his big secret. He had warrior identity crisis, and couldn't remember what he was doing without any of his kinfolk nearby to elope with. Consequently, he attempted to kiss the frog who instantly became a big, fat troll with a really big nose, which oozed a thick, strangely attractive substance that smelled like swiss cheese who also became a photographer. Swiss Cheese is cousins with a hairy backed Mongolian yak herder, who lived in iceland where he shot photos of unattractive bald women.So the woman after seeing this unfold grew tremendous beards and her hairy legs trampled green grapes rapidly into tainted white wine. Then Pepe decided to yell "I like socks... So the women shaved Pepe's great big hairy, toe and then began pulling striped socks on his huge feets. Pepe made a mad dash towards the cliff edge, where he thought that he could fly away. Oh, but he longed for someone to tease his long hair into braids the shape of camels kneeling to drink. Contrary to popular belief, Pepe was a girl who liked her camels to have big humps. Pepe also liked camels to smoke after a long trip around the world in under 80 days. Getting back on topic, a signal from above told her it was time to slay the troll. She took out her knife and took off toward the troll who now was spraying spittle all over her lemonade drink. What trolls don't know, it wasnt lemonade she was drinking but rather warm diet mountain dew... laced with trace amounts of refined uranium oxide. As the spittle slowly, but not too slowly, morphed into a grotesque heap of molten slag the troll stood shaking the excess wetness from his now red nose.
Out of nowhere a scary bat swooped down and landed on the womans left shoulder, biting her lush neck causing a purple ooze and causing her pain. She yelped in pain which was mistaken for surprised ecstacy, making the sounds of wolves howling and it vibrated through her skin like a jackhammer.
She turned with a smile and a tantilizing look, and took a bite, from the sandwich which Pepe made for her on the hood of Maria's red sports car which has leather interior. Maria was a very accomplished driver and could Sleep while driving 140MPH. Although Pepe didn't like her frequent misuse of the DPC voting buttons, Maria's need for speed was a lifesaver because the car was with out brakes or wheels and trolls run fast. but not fast enough to out run the approaching steamroller which was supercharged. Pepe took a magic mushroom and began to sautee it with the troll and then decided to stick it in the botom part of his shoe and started walking West, into encroaching darkness.
Suddenly a blinding light, a large comet hurling down and crashed into the forest before him. Burning his home and turning his world into a smoking crater, fortunatly a charter bus of tourists from the comet had arrived and started taking pictures. One of them was Laurus, a DPC GOD. Pepe wanted to know, how laurus was able to ride that streaking comet."Icelandic Vodka" he chortled. Suddenly Beautiful women attacked. He couldn't help himself, he reached inside his photo bag and whipped out his model release 2 semi automatic pistol which was loaded with pixie dust laden faeries. Everyone ran for cover,Team America had arrived,inserting their two cents into the plumber's butt. They learned a lesson, Should have used dollars for my gokart travels. Then the comet started to explode in a weird, slow motion way. Laurus was never seen without his camera and beloved tripod with remote control and a flexible model in little clothing.
Pepe and Maria saw a blinding light at the corner of Broadway. Maria put her foot on top of his chest and said 'You will never have the benefit of my American express credit card.' Unabashed, Pepe turned away and proudly strode towards a rat filled KFC. When he arrived he sang for his supper before beginning DPC voting.
Bored, Maria flounced off into the sunset with some fellow trolls, hoping to cast low votes on her verizon phone, all of a sudden an SC member called; her image was disqualified!!! Good! exclaimed Maria, I didn't like Pepe's portrait, it was far too graphic for her taste. Meanwhile, seven rats died from chicken gizzard juice oozing from Pepe's portrait--DQ'ed for graphic details. This dramatically depressed her to the point of crawling under a mushroom.
Meanwhile, back at the DPC clubhouse, Art_rotflmao decided that Maria's husband, Raul will eat all the chicken gizzards and mushrooms he could stomach.
As Raul's new Pentax K10D had been stolen by a very disgruntled troll, who needed better images, Raul was forced to draw pictures with crayons under Basic Editing rules. And, won a ribbon, much to the dismay of everyone else that entered. The troll, realizing that he had voted dishonestly, |
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02/24/2007 09:37:59 PM · #17 |
She was hot and needed a drink of ice cold, refreshing lemonade. It was a tall handsome stranger that bought a sandwich and a couple of tickets to see GANGgajang outdoors at the ampitheater. Then, suddenly, a monster attacked! Pepe, our fearless hero,ripped his clothes off and revealed his big secret. He had warrior identity crisis, and couldn't remember what he was doing without any of his kinfolk nearby to elope with. Consequently, he attempted to kiss the frog who instantly became a big, fat troll with a really big nose, which oozed a thick, strangely attractive substance that smelled like swiss cheese who also became a photographer. Swiss Cheese is cousins with a hairy backed Mongolian yak herder, who lived in iceland where he shot photos of unattractive bald women.So the woman after seeing this unfold grew tremendous beards and her hairy legs trampled green grapes rapidly into tainted white wine. Then Pepe decided to yell "I like socks... So the women shaved Pepe's great big hairy, toe and then began pulling striped socks on his huge feets. Pepe made a mad dash towards the cliff edge, where he thought that he could fly away. Oh, but he longed for someone to tease his long hair into braids the shape of camels kneeling to drink. Contrary to popular belief, Pepe was a girl who liked her camels to have big humps. Pepe also liked camels to smoke after a long trip around the world in under 80 days. Getting back on topic, a signal from above told her it was time to slay the troll. She took out her knife and took off toward the troll who now was spraying spittle all over her lemonade drink. What trolls don't know, it wasnt lemonade she was drinking but rather warm diet mountain dew... laced with trace amounts of refined uranium oxide. As the spittle slowly, but not too slowly, morphed into a grotesque heap of molten slag the troll stood shaking the excess wetness from his now red nose.
Out of nowhere a scary bat swooped down and landed on the womans left shoulder, biting her lush neck causing a purple ooze and causing her pain. She yelped in pain which was mistaken for surprised ecstacy, making the sounds of wolves howling and it vibrated through her skin like a jackhammer.
She turned with a smile and a tantilizing look, and took a bite, from the sandwich which Pepe made for her on the hood of Maria's red sports car which has leather interior. Maria was a very accomplished driver and could Sleep while driving 140MPH. Although Pepe didn't like her frequent misuse of the DPC voting buttons, Maria's need for speed was a lifesaver because the car was with out brakes or wheels and trolls run fast. but not fast enough to out run the approaching steamroller which was supercharged. Pepe took a magic mushroom and began to sautee it with the troll and then decided to stick it in the botom part of his shoe and started walking West, into encroaching darkness.
Suddenly a blinding light, a large comet hurling down and crashed into the forest before him. Burning his home and turning his world into a smoking crater, fortunatly a charter bus of tourists from the comet had arrived and started taking pictures. One of them was Laurus, a DPC GOD. Pepe wanted to know, how laurus was able to ride that streaking comet."Icelandic Vodka" he chortled. Suddenly Beautiful women attacked. He couldn't help himself, he reached inside his photo bag and whipped out his model release 2 semi automatic pistol which was loaded with pixie dust laden faeries. Everyone ran for cover,Team America had arrived,inserting their two cents into the plumber's butt. They learned a lesson, Should have used dollars for my gokart travels. Then the comet started to explode in a weird, slow motion way. Laurus was never seen without his camera and beloved tripod with remote control and a flexible model in little clothing.
Pepe and Maria saw a blinding light at the corner of Broadway. Maria put her foot on top of his chest and said 'You will never have the benefit of my American express credit card.' Unabashed, Pepe turned away and proudly strode towards a rat filled KFC. When he arrived he sang for his supper before beginning DPC voting.
Bored, Maria flounced off into the sunset with some fellow trolls, hoping to cast low votes on her verizon phone, all of a sudden an SC member called; her image was disqualified!!! Good! exclaimed Maria, I didn't like Pepe's portrait, it was far too graphic for her taste. Meanwhile, seven rats died from chicken gizzard juice oozing from Pepe's portrait--DQ'ed for graphic details. This dramatically depressed her to the point of crawling under a mushroom.
Meanwhile, back at the DPC clubhouse, Art_rotflmao decided that Maria's husband, Raul will eat all the chicken gizzards and mushrooms he could stomach.
As Raul's new Pentax K10D had been stolen by a very disgruntled troll, who needed better images, Raul was forced to draw pictures with crayons under Basic Editing rules. And, won a ribbon, much to the dismay of everyone else that entered. The troll, realizing that
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02/24/2007 09:14:59 PM · #18 |
She was hot and needed a drink of ice cold, refreshing lemonade. It was a tall handsome stranger that bought a sandwich and a couple of tickets to see GANGgajang outdoors at the ampitheater. Then, suddenly, a monster attacked! Pepe, our fearless hero,ripped his clothes off and revealed his big secret. He had warrior identity crisis, and couldn't remember what he was doing without any of his kinfolk nearby to elope with. Consequently, he attempted to kiss the frog who instantly became a big, fat troll with a really big nose, which oozed a thick, strangely attractive substance that smelled like swiss cheese who also became a photographer. Swiss Cheese is cousins with a hairy backed Mongolian yak herder, who lived in iceland where he shot photos of unattractive bald women.So the woman after seeing this unfold grew tremendous beards and her hairy legs trampled green grapes rapidly into tainted white wine. Then Pepe decided to yell "I like socks... So the women shaved Pepe's great big hairy, toe and then began pulling striped socks on his huge feets. Pepe made a mad dash towards the cliff edge, where he thought that he could fly away. Oh, but he longed for someone to tease his long hair into braids the shape of camels kneeling to drink. Contrary to popular belief, Pepe was a girl who liked her camels to have big humps. Pepe also liked camels to smoke after a long trip around the world in under 80 days. Getting back on topic, a signal from above told her it was time to slay the troll. She took out her knife and took off toward the troll who now was spraying spittle all over her lemonade drink. What trolls don't know, it wasnt lemonade she was drinking but rather warm diet mountain dew... laced with trace amounts of refined uranium oxide. As the spittle slowly, but not too slowly, morphed into a grotesque heap of molten slag the troll stood shaking the excess wetness from his now red nose.
Out of nowhere a scary bat swooped down and landed on the womans left shoulder, biting her lush neck causing a purple ooze and causing her pain. She yelped in pain which was mistaken for surprised ecstacy, making the sounds of wolves howling and it vibrated through her skin like a jackhammer.
She turned with a smile and a tantilizing look, and took a bite, from the sandwich which Pepe made for her on the hood of Maria's red sports car which has leather interior. Maria was a very accomplished driver and could Sleep while driving 140MPH. Although Pepe didn't like her frequent misuse of the DPC voting buttons, Maria's need for speed was a lifesaver because the car was with out brakes or wheels and trolls run fast. but not fast enough to out run the approaching steamroller which was supercharged. Pepe took a magic mushroom and began to sautee it with the troll and then decided to stick it in the botom part of his shoe and started walking West, into encroaching darkness.
Suddenly a blinding light, a large comet hurling down and crashed into the forest before him. Burning his home and turning his world into a smoking crater, fortunatly a charter bus of tourists from the comet had arrived and started taking pictures. One of them was Laurus, a DPC GOD. Pepe wanted to know, how laurus was able to ride that streaking comet."Icelandic Vodka" he chortled. Suddenly Beautiful women attacked. He couldn't help himself, he reached inside his photo bag and whipped out his model release 2 semi automatic pistol which was loaded with pixie dust laden faeries. Everyone ran for cover,Team America had arrived,inserting their two cents into the plumber's butt. They learned a lesson, Should have used dollars for my gokart travels. Then the comet started to explode in a weird, slow motion way. Laurus was never seen without his camera and beloved tripod with remote control and a flexible model in little clothing.
Pepe and Maria saw a blinding light at the corner of Broadway. Maria put her foot on top of his chest and said 'You will never have the benefit of my American express credit card.' Unabashed, Pepe turned away and proudly strode towards a rat filled KFC. When he arrived he sang for his supper before beginning DPC voting.
Bored, Maria flounced off into the sunset with some fellow trolls, hoping to cast low votes on her verizon phone, all of a sudden an SC member called; her image was disqualified!!! Good! exclaimed Maria, I didn't like Pepe's portrait, it was far too graphic for her taste. Meanwhile, seven rats died from chicken gizzard juice oozing from Pepe's portrait--DQ'ed for graphic details. This dramatically depressed her to the point of crawling under a mushroom.
Meanwhile, back at the DPC clubhouse, Art_rotflmao decided that Maria's husband, Raul will eat all the chicken gizzards and mushrooms he could stomach.
As Raul's new Pentax K10D had been stolen by a very disgruntled troll, who needed better images, Raul was forced to draw pictures with crayons under Basic Editing rules. And, won a ribbon, much to the dismay of everyone else that entered. |
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02/24/2007 06:20:49 PM · #19 |
She was hot and needed a drink of ice cold, refreshing lemonade. It was a tall handsome stranger that bought a sandwich and a couple of tickets to see GANGgajang outdoors at the ampitheater. Then, suddenly, a monster attacked! Pepe, our fearless hero,ripped his clothes off and revealed his big secret. He had warrior identity crisis, and couldn't remember what he was doing without any of his kinfolk nearby to elope with. Consequently, he attempted to kiss the frog who instantly became a big, fat troll with a really big nose, which oozed a thick, strangely attractive substance that smelled like swiss cheese who also became a photographer. Swiss Cheese is cousins with a hairy backed Mongolian yak herder, who lived in iceland where he shot photos of unattractive bald women.So the woman after seeing this unfold grew tremendous beards and her hairy legs trampled green grapes rapidly into tainted white wine. Then Pepe decided to yell "I like socks... So the women shaved Pepe's great big hairy, toe and then began pulling striped socks on his huge feets. Pepe made a mad dash towards the cliff edge, where he thought that he could fly away. Oh, but he longed for someone to tease his long hair into braids the shape of camels kneeling to drink. Contrary to popular belief, Pepe was a girl who liked her camels to have big humps. Pepe also liked camels to smoke after a long trip around the world in under 80 days. Getting back on topic, a signal from above told her it was time to slay the troll. She took out her knife and took off toward the troll who now was spraying spittle all over her lemonade drink. What trolls don't know, it wasnt lemonade she was drinking but rather warm diet mountain dew... laced with trace amounts of refined uranium oxide. As the spittle slowly, but not too slowly, morphed into a grotesque heap of molten slag the troll stood shaking the excess wetness from his now red nose.
Out of nowhere a scary bat swooped down and landed on the womans left shoulder, biting her lush neck causing a purple ooze and causing her pain. She yelped in pain which was mistaken for surprised ecstacy, making the sounds of wolves howling and it vibrated through her skin like a jackhammer.
She turned with a smile and a tantilizing look, and took a bite, from the sandwich which Pepe made for her on the hood of Maria's red sports car which has leather interior. Maria was a very accomplished driver and could Sleep while driving 140MPH. Although Pepe didn't like her frequent misuse of the DPC voting buttons, Maria's need for speed was a lifesaver because the car was with out brakes or wheels and trolls run fast. but not fast enough to out run the approaching steamroller which was supercharged. Pepe took a magic mushroom and began to sautee it with the troll and then decided to stick it in the botom part of his shoe and started walking West, into encroaching darkness.
Suddenly a blinding light, a large comet hurling down and crashed into the forest before him. Burning his home and turning his world into a smoking crater, fortunatly a charter bus of tourists from the comet had arrived and started taking pictures. One of them was Laurus, a DPC GOD. Pepe wanted to know, how laurus was able to ride that streaking comet."Icelandic Vodka" he chortled. Suddenly Beautiful women attacked. He couldn't help himself, he reached inside his photo bag and whipped out his model release 2 semi automatic pistol which was loaded with pixie dust laden faeries. Everyone ran for cover,Team America had arrived,inserting their two cents into the plumber's butt. They learned a lesson, Should have used dollars for my gokart travels. Then the comet started to explode in a weird, slow motion way. Laurus was never seen without his camera and beloved tripod with remote control and a flexible model in little clothing.
Pepe and Maria saw a blinding light at the corner of Broadway. Maria put her foot on top of his chest and said 'You will never have the benefit of my American express credit card.' Unabashed, Pepe turned away and proudly strode towards a rat filled KFC. When he arrived he sang for his supper before beginning DPC voting.
Bored, Maria flounced off into the sunset with some fellow trolls, hoping to cast low votes on her verizon phone, all of a sudden an SC member called; her image was disqualified!!! Good! exclaimed Maria, I didn't like Pepe's portrait, it was far too graphic for her taste. Meanwhile, seven rats died from chicken gizzard juice oozing from Pepe's portrait--DQ'ed for graphic details. This dramatically depressed her to the point of crawling under a mushroom.
Meanwhile, back at the DPC clubhouse, Art_rotflmao decided that Maria's husband, Raul will eat all the chicken gizzards and mushrooms he could stomach.
As Raul's new Pentax K10D had been stolen by a very disgruntled troll, who needed better images, Raul was forced to draw pictures with crayons under Basic Editing rules. And, won a ribbon, much to the dismay of
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02/24/2007 05:44:22 PM · #20 |
She was hot and needed a drink of ice cold, refreshing lemonade. It was a tall handsome stranger that bought a sandwich and a couple of tickets to see GANGgajang outdoors at the ampitheater. Then, suddenly, a monster attacked! Pepe, our fearless hero,ripped his clothes off and revealed his big secret. He had warrior identity crisis, and couldn't remember what he was doing without any of his kinfolk nearby to elope with. Consequently, he attempted to kiss the frog who instantly became a big, fat troll with a really big nose, which oozed a thick, strangely attractive substance that smelled like swiss cheese who also became a photographer. Swiss Cheese is cousins with a hairy backed Mongolian yak herder, who lived in iceland where he shot photos of unattractive bald women.So the woman after seeing this unfold grew tremendous beards and her hairy legs trampled green grapes rapidly into tainted white wine. Then Pepe decided to yell "I like socks... So the women shaved Pepe's great big hairy, toe and then began pulling striped socks on his huge feets. Pepe made a mad dash towards the cliff edge, where he thought that he could fly away. Oh, but he longed for someone to tease his long hair into braids the shape of camels kneeling to drink. Contrary to popular belief, Pepe was a girl who liked her camels to have big humps. Pepe also liked camels to smoke after a long trip around the world in under 80 days. Getting back on topic, a signal from above told her it was time to slay the troll. She took out her knife and took off toward the troll who now was spraying spittle all over her lemonade drink. What trolls don't know, it wasnt lemonade she was drinking but rather warm diet mountain dew... laced with trace amounts of refined uranium oxide. As the spittle slowly, but not too slowly, morphed into a grotesque heap of molten slag the troll stood shaking the excess wetness from his now red nose.
Out of nowhere a scary bat swooped down and landed on the womans left shoulder, biting her lush neck causing a purple ooze and causing her pain. She yelped in pain which was mistaken for surprised ecstacy, making the sounds of wolves howling and it vibrated through her skin like a jackhammer.
She turned with a smile and a tantilizing look, and took a bite, from the sandwich which Pepe made for her on the hood of Maria's red sports car which has leather interior. Maria was a very accomplished driver and could Sleep while driving 140MPH. Although Pepe didn't like her frequent misuse of the DPC voting buttons, Maria's need for speed was a lifesaver because the car was with out brakes or wheels and trolls run fast. but not fast enough to out run the approaching steamroller which was supercharged. Pepe took a magic mushroom and began to sautee it with the troll and then decided to stick it in the botom part of his shoe and started walking West, into encroaching darkness.
Suddenly a blinding light, a large comet hurling down and crashed into the forest before him. Burning his home and turning his world into a smoking crater, fortunatly a charter bus of tourists from the comet had arrived and started taking pictures. One of them was Laurus, a DPC GOD. Pepe wanted to know, how laurus was able to ride that streaking comet."Icelandic Vodka" he chortled. Suddenly Beautiful women attacked. He couldn't help himself, he reached inside his photo bag and whipped out his model release 2 semi automatic pistol which was loaded with pixie dust laden faeries. Everyone ran for cover,Team America had arrived,inserting their two cents into the plumber's butt. They learned a lesson, Should have used dollars for my gokart travels. Then the comet started to explode in a weird, slow motion way. Laurus was never seen without his camera and beloved tripod with remote control and a flexible model in little clothing.
Pepe and Maria saw a blinding light at the corner of Broadway. Maria put her foot on top of his chest and said 'You will never have the benefit of my American express credit card.' Unabashed, Pepe turned away and proudly strode towards a rat filled KFC. When he arrived he sang for his supper before beginning DPC voting.
Bored, Maria flounced off into the sunset with some fellow trolls, hoping to cast low votes on her verizon phone, all of a sudden an SC member called; her image was disqualified!!! Good! exclaimed Maria, I didn't like Pepe's portrait, it was far too graphic for her taste. Meanwhile, seven rats died from chicken gizzard juice oozing from Pepe's portrait--DQ'ed for graphic details. This dramatically depressed her to the point of crawling under a mushroom.
Meanwhile, back at the DPC clubhouse, Art_rotflmao decided that Maria's husband, Raul will eat all the chicken gizzards and mushrooms he could stomach.
As Raul's new Pentax K10D had been stolen by a very disgruntled troll, who needed better images, Raul was forced to draw pictures with crayons under Basic Editing rules. And, won a ribbon |
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02/24/2007 05:10:46 PM · #21 |
She was hot and needed a drink of ice cold, refreshing lemonade. It was a tall handsome stranger that bought a sandwich and a couple of tickets to see GANGgajang outdoors at the ampitheater. Then, suddenly, a monster attacked! Pepe, our fearless hero,ripped his clothes off and revealed his big secret. He had warrior identity crisis, and couldn't remember what he was doing without any of his kinfolk nearby to elope with. Consequently, he attempted to kiss the frog who instantly became a big, fat troll with a really big nose, which oozed a thick, strangely attractive substance that smelled like swiss cheese who also became a photographer. Swiss Cheese is cousins with a hairy backed Mongolian yak herder, who lived in iceland where he shot photos of unattractive bald women.So the woman after seeing this unfold grew tremendous beards and her hairy legs trampled green grapes rapidly into tainted white wine. Then Pepe decided to yell "I like socks... So the women shaved Pepe's great big hairy, toe and then began pulling striped socks on his huge feets. Pepe made a mad dash towards the cliff edge, where he thought that he could fly away. Oh, but he longed for someone to tease his long hair into braids the shape of camels kneeling to drink. Contrary to popular belief, Pepe was a girl who liked her camels to have big humps. Pepe also liked camels to smoke after a long trip around the world in under 80 days. Getting back on topic, a signal from above told her it was time to slay the troll. She took out her knife and took off toward the troll who now was spraying spittle all over her lemonade drink. What trolls don't know, it wasnt lemonade she was drinking but rather warm diet mountain dew... laced with trace amounts of refined uranium oxide. As the spittle slowly, but not too slowly, morphed into a grotesque heap of molten slag the troll stood shaking the excess wetness from his now red nose.
Out of nowhere a scary bat swooped down and landed on the womans left shoulder, biting her lush neck causing a purple ooze and causing her pain. She yelped in pain which was mistaken for surprised ecstacy, making the sounds of wolves howling and it vibrated through her skin like a jackhammer.
She turned with a smile and a tantilizing look, and took a bite, from the sandwich which Pepe made for her on the hood of Maria's red sports car which has leather interior. Maria was a very accomplished driver and could Sleep while driving 140MPH. Although Pepe didn't like her frequent misuse of the DPC voting buttons, Maria's need for speed was a lifesaver because the car was with out brakes or wheels and trolls run fast. but not fast enough to out run the approaching steamroller which was supercharged. Pepe took a magic mushroom and began to sautee it with the troll and then decided to stick it in the botom part of his shoe and started walking West, into encroaching darkness.
Suddenly a blinding light, a large comet hurling down and crashed into the forest before him. Burning his home and turning his world into a smoking crater, fortunatly a charter bus of tourists from the comet had arrived and started taking pictures. One of them was Laurus, a DPC GOD. Pepe wanted to know, how laurus was able to ride that streaking comet."Icelandic Vodka" he chortled. Suddenly Beautiful women attacked. He couldn't help himself, he reached inside his photo bag and whipped out his model release 2 semi automatic pistol which was loaded with pixie dust laden faeries. Everyone ran for cover,Team America had arrived,inserting their two cents into the plumber's butt. They learned a lesson, Should have used dollars for my gokart travels. Then the comet started to explode in a weird, slow motion way. Laurus was never seen without his camera and beloved tripod with remote control and a flexible model in little clothing.
Pepe and Maria saw a blinding light at the corner of Broadway. Maria put her foot on top of his chest and said 'You will never have the benefit of my American express credit card.' Unabashed, Pepe turned away and proudly strode towards a rat filled KFC. When he arrived he sang for his supper before beginning DPC voting.
Bored, Maria flounced off into the sunset with some fellow trolls, hoping to cast low votes on her verizon phone, all of a sudden an SC member called; her image was disqualified!!! Good! exclaimed Maria, I didn't like Pepe's portrait, it was far too graphic for her taste. Meanwhile, seven rats died from chicken gizzard juice oozing from Pepe's portrait--DQ'ed for graphic details. This dramatically depressed her to the point of crawling under a mushroom.
Meanwhile, back at the DPC clubhouse, Art_rotflmao decided that Maria's husband, Raul will eat all the chicken gizzards and mushrooms he could stomach.
As Raul's new Pentax K10D had been stolen by a very disgruntled troll, who needed better images, Raul was forced to draw pictures with crayons under Basic Editing rules.
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02/24/2007 04:17:15 PM · #22 |
She was hot and needed a drink of ice cold, refreshing lemonade. It was a tall handsome stranger that bought a sandwich and a couple of tickets to see GANGgajang outdoors at the ampitheater. Then, suddenly, a monster attacked! Pepe, our fearless hero,ripped his clothes off and revealed his big secret. He had warrior identity crisis, and couldn't remember what he was doing without any of his kinfolk nearby to elope with. Consequently, he attempted to kiss the frog who instantly became a big, fat troll with a really big nose, which oozed a thick, strangely attractive substance that smelled like swiss cheese who also became a photographer. Swiss Cheese is cousins with a hairy backed Mongolian yak herder, who lived in iceland where he shot photos of unattractive bald women.So the woman after seeing this unfold grew tremendous beards and her hairy legs trampled green grapes rapidly into tainted white wine. Then Pepe decided to yell "I like socks... So the women shaved Pepe's great big hairy, toe and then began pulling striped socks on his huge feets. Pepe made a mad dash towards the cliff edge, where he thought that he could fly away. Oh, but he longed for someone to tease his long hair into braids the shape of camels kneeling to drink. Contrary to popular belief, Pepe was a girl who liked her camels to have big humps. Pepe also liked camels to smoke after a long trip around the world in under 80 days. Getting back on topic, a signal from above told her it was time to slay the troll. She took out her knife and took off toward the troll who now was spraying spittle all over her lemonade drink. What trolls don't know, it wasnt lemonade she was drinking but rather warm diet mountain dew... laced with trace amounts of refined uranium oxide. As the spittle slowly, but not too slowly, morphed into a grotesque heap of molten slag the troll stood shaking the excess wetness from his now red nose.
Out of nowhere a scary bat swooped down and landed on the womans left shoulder, biting her lush neck causing a purple ooze and causing her pain. She yelped in pain which was mistaken for surprised ecstacy, making the sounds of wolves howling and it vibrated through her skin like a jackhammer.
She turned with a smile and a tantilizing look, and took a bite, from the sandwich which Pepe made for her on the hood of Maria's red sports car which has leather interior. Maria was a very accomplished driver and could Sleep while driving 140MPH. Although Pepe didn't like her frequent misuse of the DPC voting buttons, Maria's need for speed was a lifesaver because the car was with out brakes or wheels and trolls run fast. but not fast enough to out run the approaching steamroller which was supercharged. Pepe took a magic mushroom and began to sautee it with the troll and then decided to stick it in the botom part of his shoe and started walking West, into encroaching darkness.
Suddenly a blinding light, a large comet hurling down and crashed into the forest before him. Burning his home and turning his world into a smoking crater, fortunatly a charter bus of tourists from the comet had arrived and started taking pictures. One of them was Laurus, a DPC GOD. Pepe wanted to know, how laurus was able to ride that streaking comet."Icelandic Vodka" he chortled. Suddenly Beautiful women attacked. He couldn't help himself, he reached inside his photo bag and whipped out his model release 2 semi automatic pistol which was loaded with pixie dust laden faeries. Everyone ran for cover,Team America had arrived,inserting their two cents into the plumber's butt. They learned a lesson, Should have used dollars for my gokart travels. Then the comet started to explode in a weird, slow motion way. Laurus was never seen without his camera and beloved tripod with remote control and a flexible model in little clothing.
Pepe and Maria saw a blinding light at the corner of Broadway. Maria put her foot on top of his chest and said 'You will never have the benefit of my American express credit card.' Unabashed, Pepe turned away and proudly strode towards a rat filled KFC. When he arrived he sang for his supper before beginning DPC voting.
Bored, Maria flounced off into the sunset with some fellow trolls, hoping to cast low votes on her verizon phone, all of a sudden an SC member called; her image was disqualified!!! Good! exclaimed Maria, I didn't like Pepe's portrait, it was far too graphic for her taste. Meanwhile, seven rats died from chicken gizzard juice oozing from Pepe's portrait--DQ'ed for graphic details. This dramatically depressed her to the point of crawling under a mushroom.
Meanwhile, back at the DPC clubhouse, Art_rotflmao decided that Maria's husband, Raul will eat all the chicken gizzards and mushrooms he could stomach.
As Raul's new Pentax K10D had been stolen by a very disgruntled troll, who needed better images, Raul was forced to draw pictures with crayons |
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02/24/2007 03:00:35 PM · #23 |
She was hot and needed a drink of ice cold, refreshing lemonade. It was a tall handsome stranger that bought a sandwich and a couple of tickets to see GANGgajang outdoors at the ampitheater. Then, suddenly, a monster attacked! Pepe, our fearless hero,ripped his clothes off and revealed his big secret. He had warrior identity crisis, and couldn't remember what he was doing without any of his kinfolk nearby to elope with. Consequently, he attempted to kiss the frog who instantly became a big, fat troll with a really big nose, which oozed a thick, strangely attractive substance that smelled like swiss cheese who also became a photographer. Swiss Cheese is cousins with a hairy backed Mongolian yak herder, who lived in iceland where he shot photos of unattractive bald women.So the woman after seeing this unfold grew tremendous beards and her hairy legs trampled green grapes rapidly into tainted white wine. Then Pepe decided to yell "I like socks... So the women shaved Pepe's great big hairy, toe and then began pulling striped socks on his huge feets. Pepe made a mad dash towards the cliff edge, where he thought that he could fly away. Oh, but he longed for someone to tease his long hair into braids the shape of camels kneeling to drink. Contrary to popular belief, Pepe was a girl who liked her camels to have big humps. Pepe also liked camels to smoke after a long trip around the world in under 80 days. Getting back on topic, a signal from above told her it was time to slay the troll. She took out her knife and took off toward the troll who now was spraying spittle all over her lemonade drink. What trolls don't know, it wasnt lemonade she was drinking but rather warm diet mountain dew... laced with trace amounts of refined uranium oxide. As the spittle slowly, but not too slowly, morphed into a grotesque heap of molten slag the troll stood shaking the excess wetness from his now red nose.
Out of nowhere a scary bat swooped down and landed on the womans left shoulder, biting her lush neck causing a purple ooze and causing her pain. She yelped in pain which was mistaken for surprised ecstacy, making the sounds of wolves howling and it vibrated through her skin like a jackhammer.
She turned with a smile and a tantilizing look, and took a bite, from the sandwich which Pepe made for her on the hood of Maria's red sports car which has leather interior. Maria was a very accomplished driver and could Sleep while driving 140MPH. Although Pepe didn't like her frequent misuse of the DPC voting buttons, Maria's need for speed was a lifesaver because the car was with out brakes or wheels and trolls run fast. but not fast enough to out run the approaching steamroller which was supercharged. Pepe took a magic mushroom and began to sautee it with the troll and then decided to stick it in the botom part of his shoe and started walking West, into encroaching darkness.
Suddenly a blinding light, a large comet hurling down and crashed into the forest before him. Burning his home and turning his world into a smoking crater, fortunatly a charter bus of tourists from the comet had arrived and started taking pictures. One of them was Laurus, a DPC GOD. Pepe wanted to know, how laurus was able to ride that streaking comet."Icelandic Vodka" he chortled. Suddenly Beautiful women attacked. He couldn't help himself, he reached inside his photo bag and whipped out his model release 2 semi automatic pistol which was loaded with pixie dust laden faeries. Everyone ran for cover,Team America had arrived,inserting their two cents into the plumber's butt. They learned a lesson, Should have used dollars for my gokart travels. Then the comet started to explode in a weird, slow motion way. Laurus was never seen without his camera and beloved tripod with remote control and a flexible model in little clothing.
Pepe and Maria saw a blinding light at the corner of Broadway. Maria put her foot on top of his chest and said 'You will never have the benefit of my American express credit card.' Unabashed, Pepe turned away and proudly strode towards a rat filled KFC. When he arrived he sang for his supper before beginning DPC voting.
Bored, Maria flounced off into the sunset with some fellow trolls, hoping to cast low votes on her verizon phone, all of a sudden an SC member called; her image was disqualified!!! Good! exclaimed Maria, I didn't like Pepe's portrait, it was far too graphic for her taste. Meanwhile, seven rats died from chicken gizzard juice oozing from Pepe's portrait--DQ'ed for graphic details. This dramatically depressed her to the point of crawling under a mushroom.
Meanwhile, back at the DPC clubhouse, Art_rotflmao decided that Maria's husband, Raul will eat all the chicken gizzards and mushrooms he could stomach.
As Raul's new Pentax K10D had been stolen by a very disgruntled troll, who needed better images, Raul was forced to |
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02/24/2007 02:30:01 PM · #24 |
She was hot and needed a drink of ice cold, refreshing lemonade. It was a tall handsome stranger that bought a sandwich and a couple of tickets to see GANGgajang outdoors at the ampitheater. Then, suddenly, a monster attacked! Pepe, our fearless hero,ripped his clothes off and revealed his big secret. He had warrior identity crisis, and couldn't remember what he was doing without any of his kinfolk nearby to elope with. Consequently, he attempted to kiss the frog who instantly became a big, fat troll with a really big nose, which oozed a thick, strangely attractive substance that smelled like swiss cheese who also became a photographer. Swiss Cheese is cousins with a hairy backed Mongolian yak herder, who lived in iceland where he shot photos of unattractive bald women.So the woman after seeing this unfold grew tremendous beards and her hairy legs trampled green grapes rapidly into tainted white wine. Then Pepe decided to yell "I like socks... So the women shaved Pepe's great big hairy, toe and then began pulling striped socks on his huge feets. Pepe made a mad dash towards the cliff edge, where he thought that he could fly away. Oh, but he longed for someone to tease his long hair into braids the shape of camels kneeling to drink. Contrary to popular belief, Pepe was a girl who liked her camels to have big humps. Pepe also liked camels to smoke after a long trip around the world in under 80 days. Getting back on topic, a signal from above told her it was time to slay the troll. She took out her knife and took off toward the troll who now was spraying spittle all over her lemonade drink. What trolls don't know, it wasnt lemonade she was drinking but rather warm diet mountain dew... laced with trace amounts of refined uranium oxide. As the spittle slowly, but not too slowly, morphed into a grotesque heap of molten slag the troll stood shaking the excess wetness from his now red nose.
Out of nowhere a scary bat swooped down and landed on the womans left shoulder, biting her lush neck causing a purple ooze and causing her pain. She yelped in pain which was mistaken for surprised ecstacy, making the sounds of wolves howling and it vibrated through her skin like a jackhammer.
She turned with a smile and a tantilizing look, and took a bite, from the sandwich which Pepe made for her on the hood of Maria's red sports car which has leather interior. Maria was a very accomplished driver and could Sleep while driving 140MPH. Although Pepe didn't like her frequent misuse of the DPC voting buttons, Maria's need for speed was a lifesaver because the car was with out brakes or wheels and trolls run fast. but not fast enough to out run the approaching steamroller which was supercharged. Pepe took a magic mushroom and began to sautee it with the troll and then decided to stick it in the botom part of his shoe and started walking West, into encroaching darkness.
Suddenly a blinding light, a large comet hurling down and crashed into the forest before him. Burning his home and turning his world into a smoking crater, fortunatly a charter bus of tourists from the comet had arrived and started taking pictures. One of them was Laurus, a DPC GOD. Pepe wanted to know, how laurus was able to ride that streaking comet."Icelandic Vodka" he chortled. Suddenly Beautiful women attacked. He couldn't help himself, he reached inside his photo bag and whipped out his model release 2 semi automatic pistol which was loaded with pixie dust laden faeries. Everyone ran for cover,Team America had arrived,inserting their two cents into the plumber's butt. They learned a lesson, Should have used dollars for my gokart travels. Then the comet started to explode in a weird, slow motion way. Laurus was never seen without his camera and beloved tripod with remote control and a flexible model in little clothing.
Pepe and Maria saw a blinding light at the corner of Broadway. Maria put her foot on top of his chest and said 'You will never have the benefit of my American express credit card.' Unabashed, Pepe turned away and proudly strode towards a rat filled KFC. When he arrived he sang for his supper before beginning DPC voting.
Bored, Maria flounced off into the sunset with some fellow trolls, hoping to cast low votes on her verizon phone, all of a sudden an SC member called; her image was disqualified!!! Good! exclaimed Maria, I didn't like Pepe's portrait, it was far too graphic for her taste. Meanwhile, seven rats died from chicken gizzard juice oozing from Pepe's portrait--DQ'ed for graphic details. This dramatically depressed her to the point of crawling under a mushroom.
Meanwhile, back at the DPC clubhouse, Art_rotflmao decided that Maria's husband, Raul will eat all the chicken gizzards and mushrooms he could stomach.
As Raul's new Pentax K10D had been stolen by a very disgruntled troll, who needed better images,
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02/24/2007 08:07:17 AM · #25 |
She was hot and needed a drink of ice cold, refreshing lemonade. It was a tall handsome stranger that bought a sandwich and a couple of tickets to see GANGgajang outdoors at the ampitheater. Then, suddenly, a monster attacked! Pepe, our fearless hero,ripped his clothes off and revealed his big secret. He had warrior identity crisis, and couldn't remember what he was doing without any of his kinfolk nearby to elope with. Consequently, he attempted to kiss the frog who instantly became a big, fat troll with a really big nose, which oozed a thick, strangely attractive substance that smelled like swiss cheese who also became a photographer. Swiss Cheese is cousins with a hairy backed Mongolian yak herder, who lived in iceland where he shot photos of unattractive bald women.So the woman after seeing this unfold grew tremendous beards and her hairy legs trampled green grapes rapidly into tainted white wine. Then Pepe decided to yell "I like socks... So the women shaved Pepe's great big hairy, toe and then began pulling striped socks on his huge feets. Pepe made a mad dash towards the cliff edge, where he thought that he could fly away. Oh, but he longed for someone to tease his long hair into braids the shape of camels kneeling to drink. Contrary to popular belief, Pepe was a girl who liked her camels to have big humps. Pepe also liked camels to smoke after a long trip around the world in under 80 days. Getting back on topic, a signal from above told her it was time to slay the troll. She took out her knife and took off toward the troll who now was spraying spittle all over her lemonade drink. What trolls don't know, it wasnt lemonade she was drinking but rather warm diet mountain dew... laced with trace amounts of refined uranium oxide. As the spittle slowly, but not too slowly, morphed into a grotesque heap of molten slag the troll stood shaking the excess wetness from his now red nose.
Out of nowhere a scary bat swooped down and landed on the womans left shoulder, biting her lush neck causing a purple ooze and causing her pain. She yelped in pain which was mistaken for surprised ecstacy, making the sounds of wolves howling and it vibrated through her skin like a jackhammer.
She turned with a smile and a tantilizing look, and took a bite, from the sandwich which Pepe made for her on the hood of Maria's red sports car which has leather interior. Maria was a very accomplished driver and could Sleep while driving 140MPH. Although Pepe didn't like her frequent misuse of the DPC voting buttons, Maria's need for speed was a lifesaver because the car was with out brakes or wheels and trolls run fast. but not fast enough to out run the approaching steamroller which was supercharged. Pepe took a magic mushroom and began to sautee it with the troll and then decided to stick it in the botom part of his shoe and started walking West, into encroaching darkness.
Suddenly a blinding light, a large comet hurling down and crashed into the forest before him. Burning his home and turning his world into a smoking crater, fortunatly a charter bus of tourists from the comet had arrived and started taking pictures. One of them was Laurus, a DPC GOD. Pepe wanted to know, how laurus was able to ride that streaking comet."Icelandic Vodka" he chortled. Suddenly Beautiful women attacked. He couldn't help himself, he reached inside his photo bag and whipped out his model release 2 semi automatic pistol which was loaded with pixie dust laden faeries. Everyone ran for cover,Team America had arrived,inserting their two cents into the plumber's butt. They learned a lesson, Should have used dollars for my gokart travels. Then the comet started to explode in a weird, slow motion way. Laurus was never seen without his camera and beloved tripod with remote control and a flexible model in little clothing.
Pepe and Maria saw a blinding light at the corner of Broadway. Maria put her foot on top of his chest and said 'You will never have the benefit of my American express credit card.' Unabashed, Pepe turned away and proudly strode towards a rat filled KFC. When he arrived he sang for his supper before beginning DPC voting.
Bored, Maria flounced off into the sunset with some fellow trolls, hoping to cast low votes on her verizon phone, all of a sudden an SC member called; her image was disqualified!!! Good! exclaimed Maria, I didn't like Pepe's portrait, it was far too graphic for her taste. Meanwhile, seven rats died from chicken gizzard juice oozing from Pepe's portrait--DQ'ed for graphic details. This dramatically depressed her to the point of crawling under a mushroom.
Meanwhile, back at the DPC clubhouse, Art_rotflmao decided that Maria's husband, Raul will eat all the chicken gizzards and mushrooms he could stomach.
As Raul's new Pentax K10D had been stolen by , a very disgruntled troll
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