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08/11/2005 03:49:01 PM · #1
Originally posted by NathanW:

Originally posted by rex:

Well put 2Shay.....

In light of Deapee's comments let's just pick on someone else. I will offer myself or we can just go back and pick on Slippy more?




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
08/11/2005 01:49:37 PM · #2
Originally posted by rex:

Well put 2Shay.....

In light of Deapee's comments let's just pick on someone else. I will offer myself or we can just go back and pick on Slippy more?


08/11/2005 01:43:14 PM · #3
A Chitty Vocabulary:

Bat CHIT – what PS users do to edit photos quickly
Cat CHIT – how to keep from getting hit by a baseball
CHIT – toes – party snacks
CHITter – someone who doesn’t play fair
Fete CHIT – something you say to a dog
Hat CHIT – what you use to chop wood
It CHIT – how to get relief from an insect bite
Lawn CHIT – how you get a rocket off the ground
Mat–CHIT – how to make a pair of socks
Mun CHIT – what to do with a Chit-to
Pat CHIT – how to fix a leaky roof
Pin CHIT – how to tell if a tomato is fresh
Pit CHIT – what to do with out of date food
Pun CHIT – what you do to a time card
Ran CHIT – how to dress a salad
Sin CHIT – how to stop a wound from bleeding
Ta CHIT – how to tell if something’s real
Win CHIT – one way to bring in a sail
08/11/2005 01:14:54 PM · #4
Originally posted by ldowse:

Originally posted by elderell:

Like it or not,we all need to face the facts: CHIT HAPPENS !!


So what you're saying is I need to just stop trying so hard. I should just sit and wait for the chit. In order to become more like the chit I should simply allow the chit to happen. Wow, you're the CHIT!!!
Precisely!! Just remember..If you grab the tines of a rake,you'll end up with the CHITty end of the stick...As a great philosopher once queried.."If a stuffed squirrel CHITs in the woods,does anyone hear it drop??"
08/11/2005 12:39:32 PM · #5
Originally posted by elderell:

Like it or not,we all need to face the facts: CHIT HAPPENS !!


So what you're saying is I need to just stop trying so hard. I should just sit and wait for the chit. In order to become more like the chit I should simply allow the chit to happen. Wow, you're the CHIT!!!
08/11/2005 12:31:53 PM · #6
Originally posted by ldowse:

Originally posted by notonline:

I hope you know I was kidding and you should take that chit off your shoulders.


What do you mean you were kidding!!! I take this chit very seriously. I am aspiring to become a truly Chitty photographer. The Rabbington Rake is my inspiration!!! And no one makes chitty comments on my chitty photos. I just want to be someone's favorite chitty photographer... I that too much to ask!!!! But alas, I'm a newbie and just not up to everyone's chitty expectations.
Like it or not,we all need to face the facts: CHIT HAPPENS !!
08/11/2005 12:30:16 PM · #7
Originally posted by ldowse:

Originally posted by notonline:

I hope you know I was kidding and you should take that chit off your shoulders.


What do you mean you were kidding!!! I take this chit very seriously. I am aspiring to become a truly Chitty photographer. The Rabbington Rake is my inspiration!!! And no one makes chitty comments on my chitty photos. I just want to be someone's favorite chitty photographer... I that too much to ask!!!! But alas, I'm a newbie and just not up to everyone's chitty expectations.


hahahaha thats good. I say go for brown ribbon. I hear they've renamed it to the chitty colored ribbon. AKA the chit ribbon.
08/11/2005 12:21:10 PM · #8
Originally posted by notonline:

I hope you know I was kidding and you should take that chit off your shoulders.


What do you mean you were kidding!!! I take this chit very seriously. I am aspiring to become a truly Chitty photographer. The Rabbington Rake is my inspiration!!! And no one makes chitty comments on my chitty photos. I just want to be someone's favorite chitty photographer... I that too much to ask!!!! But alas, I'm a newbie and just not up to everyone's chitty expectations.
08/11/2005 12:02:35 PM · #9
Originally posted by ldowse:

Originally posted by notonline:

Originally posted by ldowse:

Great.... Just when you think things are settling down... the Chit hits the fan! Can we please move on to some new Chit... Rather than making chitty comments in this thread, please comment on my chitty work (input appreciated) Thanks ;-)


Apparently nobody wants to hear the chit coming out of your mouth. As well as nobody wanting to comment on your chitty work so before you throw your chit at the fan, chit down shut up and buckle up cuz you don't know chit. :D


That was a pretty chitty thing to say... now I feel like a total chit for brains.


I hope you know I was kidding and you should take that chit off your shoulders.

Originally posted by renonovado:

Am at a lost, how do you pronounce Chit; is it as in church or as in chic?


chit is like both. Chit is not bad but could be if you stepped in it. Use the CH and think SH so to speak.
08/11/2005 10:26:10 AM · #10
Originally posted by deapee:

Originally posted by kjennings:

we've not said anything bad about him, his name is just too perfect to pass up!!!


So then there's a whole page poking fun at someone's name? That's ridiculous ... GROW UP!


That's the funny part. Chit isn't his name. He changed it midstream. I think if you get familiar with him you'll realize that he started it all for a kick, or he's got a serious Chit on his shoulder. (Sorry, couldn't resist). I still contend that this thread should be required reading for all DPC members. So many blanent cheaters

OOPS too slow, I guess.

Message edited by author 2005-08-11 10:27:08.
08/11/2005 09:36:59 AM · #11
Am at a lost, how do you pronounce Chit; is it as in church or as in chic?
08/11/2005 09:30:17 AM · #12
Originally posted by notonline:

Originally posted by ldowse:

Great.... Just when you think things are settling down... the Chit hits the fan! Can we please move on to some new Chit... Rather than making chitty comments in this thread, please comment on my chitty work (input appreciated) Thanks ;-)


Apparently nobody wants to hear the chit coming out of your mouth. As well as nobody wanting to comment on your chitty work so before you throw your chit at the fan, chit down shut up and buckle up cuz you don't know chit. :D


That was a pretty chitty thing to say... now I feel like a total chit for brains.
08/11/2005 09:16:47 AM · #13
Originally posted by ldowse:

Great.... Just when you think things are settling down... the Chit hits the fan! Can we please move on to some new Chit... Rather than making chitty comments in this thread, please comment on my chitty work (input appreciated) Thanks ;-)


Apparently nobody wants to hear the chit coming out of your mouth. As well as nobody wanting to comment on your chitty work so before you throw your chit at the fan, chit down shut up and buckle up cuz you don't know chit. :D

Message edited by author 2005-08-11 09:17:12.
08/11/2005 09:04:04 AM · #14
Great.... Just when you think things are settling down... the Chit hits the fan! Can we please move on to some new Chit... Rather than making chitty comments in this thread, please comment on my chitty work (input appreciated) Thanks ;-)
08/11/2005 09:02:20 AM · #15
Originally posted by elderell:

I agree with deapea..We should put this to rest,and discuss something relevant,like photo ops..Has anyone shot the Erie Canal Museum or L.Frank Baum (Wizard Of Oz) memorabilia around CHITtenango,in Upstate NY ??


Start your own thread.;-)

j/k with ya
08/11/2005 09:00:29 AM · #16
I agree with deapea..We should put this to rest,and discuss something relevant,like photo ops..Has anyone shot the Erie Canal Museum or L.Frank Baum (Wizard Of Oz) memorabilia around CHITtenango,in Upstate NY ??
08/11/2005 08:50:40 AM · #17
Originally posted by rex:

Well put 2Shay.....

In light of Deapee's comments let's just pick on someone else. I will offer myself or we can just go back and pick on Slippy more?


I agree.... talk about someone who needs to grow up!!!



;-)
08/11/2005 07:49:50 AM · #18
oh well I dunno...but you admit that if you're not following the story, this stuff sounds pretty bad, no? my bad guys.
08/11/2005 07:46:05 AM · #19
Well put 2Shay.....

In light of Deapee's comments let's just pick on someone else. I will offer myself or we can just go back and pick on Slippy more?





Message edited by author 2005-08-11 07:46:28.
08/11/2005 12:26:04 AM · #20
Originally posted by deapee:

Originally posted by kjennings:

we've not said anything bad about him, his name is just too perfect to pass up!!!


So then there's a whole page poking fun at someone's name? That's ridiculous ... GROW UP!


Dave,

No one is seriously out to get eyeronic. We are all just blowing off a little steam. When he originally posted, he steamed up quite a few people and that was his intention. He repeatedly came back to throw another shovelful of CHIT and to tell us all that he was leaving for good. Before he left, he changed all the information in his profile to something that would give us all a bit more to talk about. His intentions, IMHO, was to gather some attention for himself. He has succeeded, maybe better than he originally intended. This like other threads will eventually die, (maybe even faster since I have posted to it!), and Chit will drop once more into obscurity. I think humor, at the expense of a fictional character in this case, is a good thing. It lightens everyones load a little bit and lets us cope with the struggles around us just a little bit better. Eyeronic was a grown-up, 25 if I remember his cached page correctly, and he knew exactly what was in the can of worms he opened. If he decides to come back and participate on DPC, I will be the first one in a long line of people to welcome him back.

Now, lets get back to photography.... Is the rumor true that all Canon L glass is really made at the Nikkor factory since they produce the best lenses on earth? ;-)

Message edited by author 2005-08-11 00:28:03.
08/10/2005 10:21:48 PM · #21
Originally posted by deapee:

Yeah but you don't know about chit...Maybe he's somewhere crying or something right now...it's just not cool.


I agree... normally I wouldn't make fun of some one just to be mean. I was just on my way home from work and random play on words popped in my head... don't know why. Hence the title... Random Chit!

The events of a few nights ago inspired me and his comments were meant to be inflammatory. Not to mention the vulgarity of his language. His first two comments were as follows

Originally posted by eyeronik:

Quite obviously people are cheating with regard to the date of the image taken and the amount of accounts you have. How many people happen to be in the indy 500 padock at the same team? 6? Seems unlikely...

Its obvious to everyone that professional wedding and advert photographers are simply submitting any of there old crap. "no I really went out to take a picture of some firemen on a hill spraying people for the tools competition" No you didnt. You took the photo for something else and just thought, oh I'll submit it for that. Its all bullshit. Some indian banging a drum wins the tools challenge.. Its not a tool its a drum. Almost every challenge can be defined at "Anything" due to the lacklustre attempts at a brief, or rather a sentance. You can argue many things are a tool. You can argue many things are a "time era" to you personally.

Overall I feel this site is wrong to rely on the trust system of submitting and why are professional photographers submitting things they are doing to get paid for on a shoot? Its totally unfair and pointless for them too. They have reels of that crap to submit. Even if you ask for original its not exactly impossible to fake it.

I say whats the point in the system if its not fair? Let everyone submit anything from anytime. Otherwise the whole site is just filled with pro photographers advert shootings or some macro close up of an toothpick with a black background. That is the key to success here. Obvious photos. Macro with 100mp camera with black background = wow! thats a winner! Or better still some totally obvious uncreative shite.

You can look back on this when the current challenges finish to see I am right:

Illusions II = photos that will finish up top

A picture of a woman that looks like a curved rock or something - guarenteed. Its obvious and uncreative, so it will probably win.

A macro of anythin with a black background with some sparks or just whatever. black background a must x5 photos

Many many many photos not taken in the right time period!

TIME ERA - winners

An old mans face or some shitty black and white face will win.

A boring watch macro with black background

Many totally bullshit pictures that arent anything to do with time era since it can easily be defined as "anything". A cup of tea can be an era if I opinionate that it is. Era of drinking tea for the british.

A grandfather clock in sepia tone or some obvious shit even though its not an era

Some crappy baseball shit

A big fat juicy hairy turd dripping with horse sweat

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That concludes your entertainment. Obvious replies are already thought of. Feel free to feel more intelligent and clever. Mr super man. Thanks for taking up your time. Perhaps you can take a picture or use an old one of your face as thats time right now. Fantast.

So long and thanks for all the fish.


and.....

Originally posted by eyeronik:

How you ever get a picture of this sodding squirrel

//www.dpchallenge.com/image.php?IMAGE_ID=158995

Just happened to see him did you? No. you bought him and put him up that tree, he is stuffed.

Youre right it takes ages to become an expert on photographic challenges. Not that Ive looked at them all. Have you?


Many people take photography very seriously and if these comments were not meant to ruffle a few feathers then what else could the intent be? I just thought it would be fun to play around with someone who painted the target right square on his own forehead.

All in good fun!

Not to mention his profile has been viewed 3 times more than mine!!!! Really I'm just jealous

Message edited by author 2005-08-10 22:45:05.
08/10/2005 10:07:00 PM · #22
Originally posted by deapee:

Originally posted by kjennings:

we've not said anything bad about him, his name is just too perfect to pass up!!!


So then there's a whole page poking fun at someone's name? That's ridiculous ... GROW UP!


I am but a kid my mate, I am allowed to be young at heart and mind.
and oh well, chit happens, so either a) don't read the thread b) lighten up mate, all is well :)
08/10/2005 10:06:14 PM · #23
Originally posted by deapee:

Yeah but you don't know about chit...


Or is that... "you don't know chit"?

:)

Message edited by author 2005-08-10 22:07:35.
08/10/2005 10:04:22 PM · #24
Originally posted by deapee:

You guys seriously know how to take something too far. Personally, I remember reading something where they guy sounded like he was joking...but come on, give it a rest. Everyone has good and bad days...picking on the guy is childish, and this thread should seriously be deleted or locked.

And anyone who takes it to a personal level and is rude and sarcastic on a person's challenge entry should be disciplined accordingly, IMO.


Chill out.

Have a beer or sixteen. Get Chit-faced, you'll feel better.
08/10/2005 09:59:28 PM · #25
Originally posted by kjennings:

we've not said anything bad about him, his name is just too perfect to pass up!!!


Its not even his real name, he changed it at some point after the original thread started.
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