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05/17/2005 04:17:51 PM · #1
Originally posted by neophyte:

Dear sirs. I'd like to order a subscription to the DPC Enquirer.
It was too funny!

DX

Just read and sign this form and send it along with you payment of $199/per week (minimum 10 year commitment).

If you do it in the next 10 minutes, you'll receive a FREE GIFT! - Even if you decide to cancel, you can keep the gift! (you still have to pay the $103,480.00)

Enjoy.

---ps---
Due to the overwhelming number of "too funny" comments, the editors of DPCEnquirer have decided to reduce the hilarity to "just funny enough" in the upcoming (June) edition. Don't say we never listen to our readers criticisms. :P
05/17/2005 12:30:29 PM · #2
Originally posted by kpriest:

Originally posted by Kavey:

Me with freckles! ROFL
:D


Not freckles - blushing - couldn't figure out how to get rid of them in WeeWorld and forgot when I went into PS.

...Kavey, blushing! hahahaha ROFL ;-)


Funny thing is I grew up assuming blushes didn't show up on me... I wish my memory were better and I could remember just what the incident in my late teens was that lead someone to inform me they bloody well do show up!
05/17/2005 11:25:39 AM · #3
Dear sirs. I'd like to order a subscription to the DPC Enquirer.
It was too funny!

DX
05/17/2005 04:18:25 AM · #4
Originally posted by NathanW:

Originally posted by Kavey:

Originally posted by NathanW:


Oh come on! One of the two reasons is already on this site anyway!


True, but we want MORE!!!!!!

Why?????? It's just a boob! All the wimmins (and half the men) have them!
05/17/2005 12:41:49 AM · #5
Originally posted by Kavey:

Originally posted by NathanW:


Oh come on! One of the two reasons is already on this site anyway!


True, but we want MORE!!!!!!
05/17/2005 12:34:56 AM · #6
Okay, here's the link again, I'll try to keep adding it in as a public service:

Latest Issue of DPC Enquirer

Dalud!

Robt.

Message edited by author 2005-05-17 00:35:10.
05/16/2005 10:11:37 PM · #7
exactly what Saj said ... I'm just now seeing this ... FREAKIN AWESOME!

Originally posted by theSaj:

You know....I TOTALLY MISSED THIS THREAD...

Not knowing about the Enquirer, this sounded like an inside joke. So I never bothered with it.

Some one should clarify the existance of the Enquirer... cause this thread's title didn't convey the humor instore if I had clicked the link!
05/16/2005 09:47:49 PM · #8
Originally posted by theSaj:

You know....I TOTALLY MISSED THIS THREAD...

Not knowing about the Enquirer, this sounded like an inside joke. So I never bothered with it.

Some one should clarify the existance of the Enquirer... cause this thread's title didn't convey the humor instore if I had clicked the link!


Sure, blame the Canadian. The name, "kpriest" in the thread title is synonymous with hellaciously funny. Blame Ken for putting it way down in this thread. It should get a special link in the DPC sidebar.
:-P

Message edited by author 2005-05-16 22:01:33.
05/16/2005 07:27:08 PM · #9
That was freaking hilarious.

Great job putting that together Ken !

05/16/2005 07:18:00 PM · #10
You know....I TOTALLY MISSED THIS THREAD...

Not knowing about the Enquirer, this sounded like an inside joke. So I never bothered with it.

Some one should clarify the existance of the Enquirer... cause this thread's title didn't convey the humor instore if I had clicked the link!
05/16/2005 07:14:18 PM · #11
Originally posted by kpriest:

Just an FYI on the Enquirer - I tried to link pics and phrases wherever possible back to the original context, whether it's a profile, an image, or a forum thread. That way, if you weren't clued in on the origin or the context, you can follow those links, then go back and look at the Enquirer piece again and it will be much funnier. So - Be sure to mouse over stuff and look for the links.

Enjoy. I'm outta here for awhile.


Ken, i just have to say that you are awesome!
05/16/2005 06:21:54 PM · #12
i love it! reminds me of the satirical paper the onion
www.theonion.com

brilliant!

05/16/2005 06:13:25 PM · #13
Just an FYI on the Enquirer - I tried to link pics and phrases wherever possible back to the original context, whether it's a profile, an image, or a forum thread. That way, if you weren't clued in on the origin or the context, you can follow those links, then go back and look at the Enquirer piece again and it will be much funnier. So - Be sure to mouse over stuff and look for the links.

Enjoy. I'm outta here for awhile.
05/16/2005 05:59:03 PM · #14
Well since the other thread was locked I will say this here - pretty funny!
05/16/2005 05:23:27 PM · #15
Originally posted by Kavey:

Me with freckles! ROFL
:D


Not freckles - blushing - couldn't figure out how to get rid of them in WeeWorld and forgot when I went into PS.

...Kavey, blushing! hahahaha ROFL ;-)
05/16/2005 05:22:24 PM · #16
Originally posted by kpriest:

Originally posted by Kavey:

So how in heck does one link full size DPC Portfolio images into a post anyways????


Click the IMAGE button (third one) and enter the entire address: //www.dpchallenge.com/image.php?IMAGE_ID=171072


I tried that, several times, then I gave up and went back to thumbs!
That's how I usually do it but I started to wonder whether I could even link DPC Portfolio pics full size coz I just couldn't get it to work! Never mind!
05/16/2005 05:21:34 PM · #17
Me with freckles! ROFL
:D
05/16/2005 05:20:49 PM · #18
Originally posted by Kavey:

So how in heck does one link full size DPC Portfolio images into a post anyways????


Click the IMAGE button (third one) and enter the entire address: //www.dpchallenge.com/image.php?IMAGE_ID=171072
05/16/2005 05:18:57 PM · #19
Originally posted by Kavey:

OK, what blows me away is that Ken didn't just use my existing wee mee picture to base his art on - he went back to the Wee Mee generator and generated me again from scratch choosing the same hair, tiara, drink, laptop, glasses and skin colour but different top, added freckles and fig leaf pants!!!

My Mee Wee

=============================
Here is the one I made (Before I put in the chair):
Ken's Wee Mee

05/16/2005 05:15:21 PM · #20
Originally posted by GeneralE:

Good Thing I Can't Read Yet


this is great! this whole thread gets my creative juices flowing! (oh wait .. maybe i just drank too much water!) - nope it's the creative juices!

Message edited by author 2005-05-16 17:18:03.
05/16/2005 05:12:16 PM · #21
OK, what blows me away is that Ken didn't just use my existing wee mee picture to base his art on - he went back to the Wee Mee generator and generated me again from scratch choosing the same hair, tiara, drink, laptop, glasses and skin colour but different top, added freckles and fig leaf pants!!!

My Mee Wee


Ken's Wee Mee


So how in heck does one link full size DPC Portfolio images into a post anyways????

Message edited by author 2005-05-16 17:18:24.
05/16/2005 05:02:51 PM · #22
Originally posted by buzzmom:

buzzmom takes back all statements ever made anywhere and hides in her camera bag

NOOOOOOO!!!!!



05/16/2005 04:39:58 PM · #23
Originally posted by strangeghost:

Hey, I made the paper! I was quoted!

Really makes me wonder now about Nico's lips.

KPriest, you're my new favorite reporter/publisher!


I have special implants that i put in sometimes... ya know... lol


05/16/2005 04:39:20 PM · #24
Dammit Ken, STOP that! I already taught her to play dead, dude...

Robt.
05/16/2005 04:37:44 PM · #25
Hey, I made the paper! I was quoted!

Really makes me wonder now about Nico's lips.

KPriest, you're my new favorite reporter/publisher!
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