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10/22/2010 12:11:48 AM · #1 |
| "I was hitting her in the face with everything i had, but i still couldn't beat the sun.." |
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10/22/2010 12:00:44 AM · #2 |
| "I'm happiest when I go shooting!" |
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10/21/2010 05:07:55 PM · #3 |
"I'm going to shoot her, then blow her up and hang her on my wall."
"He's an amateur, he cut their heads off!"
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10/21/2010 03:48:45 PM · #4 |
| On a very sunny? in UK this summer, I was moaning to my wife: 'I wish there were more clouds! It would look so much better with some dark grey rainclouds.' I got some funny looks from passersby. |
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10/21/2010 03:45:24 PM · #5 |
For myself, I didn't mean when holding a camera :P
Originally posted by hopefulcrafty2:
Wait.... I can think of a few people who are NOT photographers who SHOULD be saying this! |
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10/21/2010 03:36:56 PM · #6 |
[quote=Lockke] For some reason I have a hard time turning idiot mode off.
Wait.... I can think of a few people who are NOT photographers who SHOULD be saying this! |
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10/21/2010 03:13:25 PM · #7 |
For some reason I have a hard time turning idiot mode off.
Originally posted by Derf:
I took 16 thousand pictures during the airshow (people always ask how many I took...The actual number was a few hundred over 16K but at that point...does it really matter?)
Wait, I have to put it in idiot mode (I said this and then realized I actually said it when handing it to a family member! NOT GOOD)
My arms hurt from holding my canon all day...
My Legs are killing me... I guess I am going to use the zoom lens from this point on. |
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10/21/2010 03:13:09 PM · #8 |
| We won't canonize a nikonist ! |
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10/21/2010 03:05:24 PM · #9 |
| "my 100mm goes down to 1.02 inches!" |
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10/21/2010 03:02:37 PM · #10 |
| "if you want it to be shallow, open wide." |
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10/21/2010 02:58:37 PM · #11 |
I took 16 thousand pictures during the airshow (people always ask how many I took...The actual number was a few hundred over 16K but at that point...does it really matter?)
Wait, I have to put it in idiot mode (I said this and then realized I actually said it when handing it to a family member! NOT GOOD)
My arms hurt from holding my canon all day...
My Legs are killing me... I guess I am going to use the zoom lens from this point on.
Message edited by author 2010-10-21 15:08:08.
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10/21/2010 12:05:01 PM · #12 |
Hilarious thread!
"I'd like to shoot THAT" |
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10/21/2010 11:22:02 AM · #13 |
| I wanna shoot you with my Canon. Just stay still |
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10/21/2010 11:12:35 AM · #14 |
"I love drive by shootings"
- taking photos from a moving car :)
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10/21/2010 11:08:29 AM · #15 |
| "Please step back if you don't want me to cut your legs !" |
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10/21/2010 10:04:43 AM · #16 |
I only took 1,000 shots on my day trip to the zoo.
Most people gasp when they hear that number! :O |
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10/21/2010 09:40:31 AM · #17 |
| "I've got sensor dust in my eyes" - me to my partner last week when I had some floating specs in my vision... |
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10/21/2010 09:39:42 AM · #18 |
| Her best shot was in the bathroom |
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10/21/2010 08:56:32 AM · #19 |
"DPC has gone to hell in a handbasket"
"nobody ever comments"
"how could anyone rate this a 1?!"
"i'm a misunderstood genius"
"Ken Priest has a cute ass"
oh wait, this is things only a dpc photographer would say
Message edited by author 2010-10-21 08:56:57. |
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10/21/2010 06:33:29 AM · #20 |
Let me buy a 7D, else we are finished, ok, carpets it is then.
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10/21/2010 05:55:59 AM · #21 |
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10/20/2010 07:17:13 PM · #22 |
Originally posted by LVicari:
I am having trouble with models staying for a shoot as soon as I blurt out ... "Would you like to touch my Canon?"
Why would that be? |
Only a photographer would tell the models... "No, you may not touch my Canon."
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10/20/2010 06:51:50 PM · #23 |
I am having trouble with models staying for a shoot as soon as I blurt out ... "Would you like to touch my Canon?"
Why would that be?
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10/20/2010 03:28:33 PM · #24 |
You know you're a photographer when it seems perfectly normal to see a beautiful young woman in a gorgeous wedding dress.........
.....Walk into a lake.
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10/20/2010 01:22:01 PM · #25 |
A few weeks ago, I was contacted by a lady about a photo shoot. I couldn't do it and we went our ways.
This past weekend, I was in the store where she works. I walked and said, "Hey, how ya doing? Did you and Rodney ever find anyone to shoot you?"
The little old lady buying something jerked her head up and I thought she was about to fall over. THAT was funny. |
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