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01/08/2021 12:38:23 AM · #276

Youngling uv Grog's tribe make offuring to gods of hunt. Gods of hunt not like eating tiny roks, but youngling is very kute and gods not want to make chyld kry so offuring is aksepted.

Grog is grate at roarshak test. Grog see meaty mammoth in pichchur. Is hard too see but is hiding behind vishous T-rex.

Grog goze hunting with dogg. Grog go rite, dogg go left, hed mammoth off at pass.

Moar rorshack tests! Grog is gud at thes! Grog see mity rivur being crossd by meny meety male bufalos. Until moma bufalo call them bak and tell them too stay out uv truble. Moma bufalo is not fun bufalo.

Grog is grate luver of late. But whare is cup for Grog? Does taker of images drink all late for self and leeve nun for Grog? Taker-uv-images not getting Starbuks gift card frum Grog evur agen!

Grog wil take youngling female to see trader-of-pelts fore new animal skins to covur legs. Wintur is cuming and Grog not want females of tribe to be kold.

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01/08/2021 01:18:26 PM · #277

Originally posted by Yo_Spiff:

Grog is grate at roarshak test. Grog see meaty mammoth in pichchur. Is hard too see but is hiding behind vishous T-rex.

Grog has ahmeising syhte. Vishous T-rex and mammoth verry haad to dyskova

02/08/2021 10:07:04 AM · #278

Ugh, no. Grog refuse to babysit so female can have "gurls nite".

Place of meny wooded hollys makes moving pikchur about grate tribe uv Grog. Changis name of tribe so not having to pay royaltee to Grog. Grog send "lawyurs" Thag and Kron to "talk" to Movee produsers. Thag carees leagel breef. Kron has big stik to use when "talks" fale.

Grog apolugizes for brokun wind and making uv climut change. Grog promisus to not eet mammoth chili with beens agen.

02/08/2021 10:26:00 PM · #279

I love reading Grog chronicles!

Thanks Steve!

04/23/2021 12:02:48 AM · #280

Kron and Urka show appresheashion for grate leedership of Grog during pendmuc.Grog also see that Urka install ball hitch on Kron's tong so Urka can tow Kron around more eesily.Grog give grate vote to imuge as long as Urka agree to not tell Grog's female Ooga about ball hitch idea. Deel?

Meny fans uv Grog wate in line for Grog to invent furst celebruty autograf.

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09/08/2021 11:44:28 AM · #281

Younglings from tribe of Grog go to mewseeum to see famus cave pantings. This one is uv Kiruta, famus grate grate grate grand female of Grog. Kiruta helped hunting partee by lying on cowch in forist, distrakting animuls while hunting partee sneeked up. Can see lyon in this pickture is very confused. Grog is shure tribe ate well that nite.

Grog watched Trek to Stars and knows wat this is. Sakka, female of Kron, does melding of minds with dog for hunting partee. Gives dog strenth, speed and agilitee of animul and killer instinkt of female hooman. Improves othur things too. Kron not unhapy abote that.

Grog obtains carryer pidgons for spying on enumy tribe. One pidgon very lazy and lets self be carryed. Suppose Grog getting wat Grog pay four. Last time Grog buy pidgon from wish.

Carryer pidgons to spy on enumy tribe not worked out, so Grog have grate idea to dres female uv tribe as pidgon insted. Enumy tribe never supeckt. HeHeHe.

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09/08/2021 12:59:40 PM · #282

Glad to see Grog is back!

tanguera

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09/08/2021 06:58:18 PM · #283

Gurrl dress up nice for Grog and he call her pijun. Last time Gurrl flurt with Grog.

09/08/2021 07:19:52 PM · #284

Originally posted by tanguera:

Gurrl dress up nice for Grog and he call her pijun. Last time Gurrl flurt with Grog.

09/09/2021 12:30:11 AM · #285

Originally posted by tanguera:

Gurrl dress up nice for Grog and he call her pijun. Last time Gurrl flurt with Grog.

Is speld pidgon. Gurrl need to lern speling of wurds betur. This why Grog is leeder.

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10/08/2021 12:30:16 AM · #286

BatGrog sit utop uv bilding and moniters citee for evildoors (or enumy tribe). Is best place to stand dramtikly, but unhapy that BatGrog must share best spot with SpiderThag.

Grog reely need take kats to vetrunariun for snip-snip.

Uggg's female Akkla takes youngling Tikka to beech to find valubal purls in sand. Tikka is proud of self for finding meny speshul blak perls that she make nekliss from. Grog not have hart to tell adorubul youngling that "blak perls" she founded ar crab poops.

Grog invent grate masheen for fishing. Scoops up fishes and puts fish in box for bring back to tribe. Problem uv vershun 1 is curcling scoop thing also chops up fish. But Grog is smart and solve problem by inventing chunk lite toona.

Younglings of tribe of Grog hide mammoth jurky in pokets to have for midnite snak and keep from Thag eeting. Thag luvs jurky, is big jurk to take jurky from younglings.

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10/08/2021 05:39:23 AM · #287

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10/08/2021 11:01:53 AM · #288

Originally posted by Yo_Spiff:

Thanks for the recognition. See photographer's notes for more details about the harvest methods. Somehow the berries avoid getting chopped. Flooding the plots is temporary (I did not know that before), so no fish to process that day. I suspect that Grog would use this equipment in other waters when not loaning the machine to cranberry growers.

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10/09/2021 05:06:44 AM · #289

Originally posted by glad2badad:

now I know who is grog..I realized he really loves mammoth jurky :))))

11/08/2021 04:44:59 PM · #290

Younglings in tribe uv Grog lern to ride fast rolly things at erly age. Is safe envyronment for doing, under watchfel eye uv Capten AmeriThag.

Stachue is tributte to grate voyaj of explorashun by grate grate grandparent of Grog. Anchent cruw wer stupeder than tribe today (hard too beeleev, Grog knows) Cruw not know to row (is old tymes and Grog not invented ourbord motur yet) and just hold hands in air making pumping fists to show support for grate leeder. Leeder is seen in bak with big stik to hit crew with. (Well, *maybe* is just big stik...). Entyre cruw starved aftur 2 moon cicles of boat just floting off coste and tree bark casserol ran out.

Grog invent kink. Males of tribe say is grate thing, but females convene ~~tribewnal~~ ~~trybunal~~ ~~tribunnel~~ 3 judgis to decide if kink will be done to Grog insted.

11/09/2021 07:41:41 AM · #291

I LOVE the stories of Grog. :-) Thanks Steve!

11/09/2021 09:43:39 AM · #292

Originally posted by glad2badad:

I LOVE the stories of Grog. :-) Thanks Steve!

You're welcome. I have fun coming up with that stuff

12/01/2021 12:18:54 AM · #293

Males of Grog's tribe hav grate partee last nyte. Now Thag and Kron must cleen up befor females return frum gurls nite. Grog supervizes. Shoold take 15 minits. Tops.

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12/01/2021 08:42:38 PM · #294

mariuca

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12/01/2021 09:29:44 PM · #295

Originally posted by Yo_Spiff:

Males of Grog's tribe hav grate partee last nyte. Now Thag and Kron must cleen up befor females return frum gurls nite. Grog supervizes. Shoold take 15 minits. Tops.

Grog is asked to post the evidence of the "cleen"

12/01/2021 09:55:45 PM · #296

Originally posted by mariuca:

Grog is asked to post the evidence of the "cleen"

Grog insultid that Mar-ooka expekt evidince. Grog is grate tellur of fakts. Grate wurd of Grog gud enuf.

By way, did Mar-ooka enjoy gurls nite with Urka and Ooga? May not want to ask kweschions.

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12/12/2021 11:09:52 PM · #297

Grog's grate comments are a little late. Spiff has had a rough week.

Thag considurs life choises. Thag hope uther wall not prohibut chasing uv females.

Grog take grate predatur from forust and dumestikate for protektshun of cave with females and younglings when males are on hunt. Predatur only want to play with papur and sleep in boxus now.

Grog take annuel bath in pond. Burds flee.

Thag and favurite female of Thag teech youngling to hunt with sharp pointy stick. Youngling not reddy to hunt meety mammuth with speer yet. Lern with smallur prey like fast mooving skwurrels and burds. In few munths, youngling will be hunting largur and strongur animuls like Nissans and Fords.

Urka takes younglings to place of big caves for "feeld trip". Urka shows younglings big cave uv meny layrs where corporashuns hunt othur corporashuns. Importunt peeple tap on buttons all day, then make big importunt desishions on what smaler corporashuns make gud prey. Grog think small corporashuns must be very tasty. Grog ask Urka to bring small bag uv corporashun bak from feeld trip for Grog to try.

02/26/2022 12:27:27 AM · #298

Grate alternut tytle by Grog: "Dances with laps".
Grate pickchur shows Thag visiting to seller-of-affekshun. Thag spend all Thag's beer monee and now must leev premisus.