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09/15/2019 05:48:50 AM · #251
Originally posted by Yo_Spiff:

Younglings in tribe of Grog lern to protekt selves erly. Urka goes in watur and pretends to be dangerus sharck atack. Karzon sees sharck (Urka) and throws rok at sharck (Urka). Karzon mises targut by meny feets but will have grate cureer as impereal stormtruper. Wogath is bizy playing with snales and not seeing atack. Wogath will hav grate cureer as dekoy for hunting party.

thank you Grog for your thoughts and advice.
10/12/2019 12:01:26 AM · #252

Sentanel of tribe stands gard at top of grate place of ansestors. Thag has shift tuday. Thag is littul figyur with spear at top... Wate... were did Thag go? *sigh* Grog shuld know bettur by now.


Grog admyrs Ikka, mate of Thag and tels Ikka that Ikka is grately wide of hip and big of brest. Ikka is flatered but stil slaps Grog on genural principul.


Grog apolugizes to female for making coment (inapropreate for famuly) about brests and hips in Grogs uther coment.


Female make Cheez on mammoth rind, favurite meal uv Grog.


Saterday nite in hous of Thag.
12/15/2019 12:13:13 AM · #253

Grog tranes dog to stak roks neetly. Is gud start to traning. When Grog tranes dog to build hous, will be great labur saving tekneek to change suciety. Will free up tribe for lyf of leezure.


Thag! Kron! Ugggg! Kum kwik and bring speers!!!

Urka! Guurl! Ooga! Start fyre!

Tribe eat well tunite!


Grog see mammoth face.
12/15/2019 12:51:03 AM · #254
Thanks Grog!
12/15/2019 11:23:15 AM · #255
Hahahahaha!
01/08/2020 12:57:47 AM · #256
Grog only gived 2 grate comments in challunge. Is very sad. Grog expekt bettur inspurashun frum tribe next moon cycle.


Not be worry, Grog promisez new cave will be grater and will hav big byootiful wall to keep neandurthals out.


Grog bring smyle to females uv tribe.
01/22/2020 09:46:19 PM · #257

Grog finds purfect female, big of brest, wyde of hip and warm at nyte. Not talk too much. Grog in luv. Grog also find 8 more females for other males of trybe to share.


Grog is grate rok musichian. Grate picchur shows fan of deth metul concurt. Was grate concurt by by "Grog and the Hunturs" but some fans taked name of musik styl too literuly and never leeved. Need to send Thag to cleen up field.


Grog too smart for trikury. Grog sended Thag to ivesugate report uv gyant mammoth at watur. Thag invent clif dyving.
02/08/2020 03:30:58 PM · #258

Grog need feerce beest to lead tribe in battul and stryk feer into enumy tribe. Oh be one, Kenobi.


Grog is Grate burd traner. Grog teeches burd to make fyre by rubbing stiks together. Not wurking yet, but Grog has pashiens. Thag thinks burd shuld carry messuges and spy on enumy tribe. Thag has meny dum ideas. Good thing Grog in charge.

02/08/2020 07:30:22 PM · #259
Lol thanks.
02/10/2020 12:27:24 PM · #260
Originally posted by Yo_Spiff:


Grog is Grate burd traner. Grog teeches burd to make fyre by rubbing stiks together. Not wurking yet, but Grog has pashiens. Thag thinks burd shuld carry messuges and spy on enumy tribe. Thag has meny dum ideas. Good thing Grog in charge.


After all these years I've made the Grog list and am humbled.
02/10/2020 02:24:32 PM · #261
Originally posted by Yo_Spiff:


Grog is grate inventur agen. Grog invents grate vehickle to go fast on hunt and chase mammoth. In this pickchur, Ko-Ree lerns to ryde proto tipe. When Ko-Ree leeves of place-of-healing, Grog will start test uv nekxt genurashun modul with spear holder and afturberner for enjun.


Younglings in tribe of Grog lern to protekt selves erly. Urka goes in watur and pretends to be dangerus sharck atack. Karzon sees sharck (Urka) and throws rok at sharck (Urka). Karzon mises targut by meny feets but will have grate cureer as impereal stormtruper. Wogath is bizy playing with snales and not seeing atack. Wogath will hav grate cureer as dekoy for hunting party.


Grog seez dinnur but not know how to get dinnur from rufe. Grog think hard and invents laddur.


I had missed this. Love me some Grog
02/17/2020 12:11:57 AM · #262

Roful join Grog's hunting partee. Roful use icee stare to intimedate mammoth to give up. Thag laffs at Roful. Mammoth falls on Thag. Grog laffs.
02/27/2020 12:13:57 AM · #263
03/08/2020 12:06:48 AM · #264

Tribe of Grog debayts battul plans. Thag suggest coming in frum south thru forist. Kron thinks amboosh on beech is best plan. Uggg say to leave females behynd in cave or invent kamoflage skurts.


Grog is grate elktrishun. Grog uses Grog's sharp speer to cut wyres so evul spirits leeve magik box-of-meny-sparks. Nayborhood is safe agen.
03/22/2020 03:44:09 PM · #265

Thag make speshul chili agen.


Bah! Younglings uv Grog's tribe have no sens uv durection these daze. Not undurstand simpel durections of "tern left at rok that look like Thag with fresh harecut, go 15 kronks and luk for spot where perpel flowurs were last spring". Grog is frustratid. Grog need to invent street sygns.
04/08/2020 12:01:57 AM · #266

Ko-Ree is diffkult young male in tribe of Grog. Grog and Thag think Ko-Ree is punk. Ko-Ree goes for trip on fast rollee thing and glasses steem up, so Ko-Ree need windsheeld wypers on glasses. Grog think Ko-Ree is Steempunk.


Grog take favurite female to place of lazy eating. Grog not have to hunt and kill mammoth to impress female. Just need be wittee Grogself. Grog is so Grate that other patruns kwickly leeve place of eating for Grog's privucy with speshul female. Grog happy he not have to fite for table, so maybee did not need to bring speers and heds of ded enumies aftur all.


Thag tranes hunting dog by dressing youngling in dinosoar clothes. Dog now only want to play with and lick face of vishious tirannasoar.


Ooka takes younglings to magic box of moving story books. Magic box has meny grate tales of bravury and advechur. All copees of Chronikels uv Grog ar alredy rented. Younglings ar disapoynted but understand how populer Grog is.


Grog continyoos grate reeserch into ekwin eckwin ecwin hors byology. Here we see horsus heding south for wintur. Would be gud idea if these horsus were not alredy in Awstralya.


Thag and Kron sneek into enumy camp disgised as byootiful females to steel supplys. Must ware masks to hyde beerds and tolurate smel uv enumy leeder. Thag and Kron come bak with much, but Grog get tyred of frozin hot pokets and Toteeno's piza rolls.


Dokut is youngling of Thag. Have both eyes on same side of hed sinse 10 sun cycels. Publik remynder to younglings to not make weerd faces or will freez that way. Hunting party uses Dokut as lookout, but onlee for left syde of grupe.
05/08/2020 12:10:18 AM · #267

Grauwler is old grate wun (or is it gray wun?) is honured elder in trybe of Grog. Tells grate storees uv bravury. Won tyme Grauwler wuz in fite with favurite female (or saburtooth tyger, hard for Grog to tell diffurence). Female aksed if butt luks big in nu dres. Grauwler say butt not luk big bekause of dres, butt IS big. Grauwler like sleeping on rok by lake anyway. Grauwler invent kamping.


Haz been grat hunting season for trybe of grog. All younglings get new mammoth fur cote and hoodeye. Yes, Grog nows it is summer now, but female of Grog bekume isulted if not seeing younglings wearing cote she spend meny hours making. Grog not want to "kamp" with Grauwler by lake so tels youngling to humer female parunt and wear cote.


To prutekt yougnlings from bekuming fud for prediturs when grate protekturs in trybe of Grog have baks turned, all babees are dipd in solushion of fungleweed ekstract and marsh vinegur. Is smel of warriur (Grog has been told so, but Grog has damuged nose, so must take wurd of grate old ones on that). Must re-aply after yearly bath.
05/08/2020 01:34:19 PM · #268
"...all babees are dipd in solushion of fungleweed ekstract and marsh vinegur"

This is totally brilliant advice! Thanks Grog for your excellent participation
05/08/2020 02:27:21 PM · #269
Thanks Grog!
05/08/2020 05:19:24 PM · #270
Originally posted by Yo_Spiff:

To prutekt yougnlings from bekuming fud for prediturs when grate protekturs in trybe of Grog have baks turned, all babees are dipd in solushion of fungleweed ekstract and marsh vinegur. Is smel of warriur (Grog has been told so, but Grog has damuged nose, so must take wurd of grate old ones on that). Must re-aply after yearly bath.

Sounds like Grog had already discovered DJT's Covid-19 treatment :-)
05/08/2020 05:28:11 PM · #271
Originally posted by Bear_Music:

Sounds like Grog had already discovered DJT's Covid-19 treatment :-)

Solushion wurks bekause no persons want to kome nearur than 6 feets.

Exksept Thag. Thag find smel of fungleweed attraktive

Message edited by author 2020-05-08 17:29:02.
05/09/2020 05:07:47 PM · #272
Posted by Yo_Spiff

Grauwler is old grate wun (or is it gray wun?) is honured elder in trybe of Grog. Tells grate storees uv bravury. Won tyme Grauwler wuz in fite with favurite female (or saburtooth tyger, hard for Grog to tell diffurence). Female aksed if butt luks big in nu dres. Grauwler say butt not luk big bekause of dres, butt IS big. Grauwler like sleeping on rok by lake anyway. Grauwler invent kamping.

Thanks for including this in your chronicles Grog. Fite was definitely with a saburtooth tyger. Grauwler knows better than to comment on favurite female's butt!
05/10/2020 04:01:25 PM · #273
Is Grog's knee OK?
06/08/2020 12:59:53 AM · #274
Originally posted by mariuca:

Is Grog's knee OK?

Grog gotted knee out uv brace last week. Grog now need fisikal therapee to lern Grogself to walk, hunt, fite and ryde fast rolly thing agen.
06/08/2020 01:03:10 AM · #275

Ooga invent "feng schwee" and decide to re-arange tribal land. Ooga want stachue of grate godes of hunting moved to othur side uv pond. Thag, Kron and Grog all push.

Uggg sits and laffs as Uggg watches. Uggg not know Uggg's female making him move cave to face uther way tonyte.


Grog invents game uv hopskotch. Consept need more refynment.
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