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08/08/2018 02:35:11 AM · #226
Gurl miss Grog. Cave much darkr sins he take big stay away
09/08/2018 11:43:48 AM · #227

Thag have grate idea for hunting. Thag will put on cow costoom to atrakt meety prey. Grog warn Thag of consekwensis. Thag not lissen and now stuk with new gurlfrend.


Grog invents religun.


Grog find grate legundery sea mammoth!!!


Such gud forchun! Grate herd of mammoth shows up on hill over tribe of Grog. Tribe will eat well toonite but rite now, younglings must run from mammoth spit.
09/08/2018 12:47:53 PM · #228
:-)
09/09/2018 03:03:01 PM · #229
Originally posted by Yo_Spiff:

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Grog invents religun. ...


Grog very busy guy.
09/22/2018 12:50:47 AM · #230

Grog invent croswurd puzel. Big problum that Grog not antisipate, is that Grog not gud spellur, so Grog use pikchurs in puzel insted. Puzel not seem to wurk as expectud.


Brekfast awayts! Good gnus for tribe of Grog!


Grog has grate idea to train preditory animul for help with hunting uv mammoth. Grog choosus animul with good eyes at nite and scents uv smel.Grog assyns female importunt job to train animul. Grog thinks shud use dog next tyme.
10/08/2018 07:38:41 AM · #231

Is grate hunting sekrit of Grog. Train dog to act like mammoth and infyltrayt infultrit enfulltreat... sneek into herd and leed to hunting party amboosh. Is grate idea until dog mate with female mammoth. New animul is grate hunter cumpanyun but eat much and make too much mess in cave. Grog assyns Thag to cleen up after Mammouth.


Grog hunting grate sea-mammoth. Uze Thag for bait.


Grog invent insta-cave. Take enywhere. Gud for hunting partiees and vakashuns. Female demontrate commun usege. Thag sugest calling invenchun "tent". Is stoopid name, what means nuthing.


Reeltor shows Grog dreem cave new on markit. Meny spaces for all Grog's females and younglings. Owned by littul old evul madman, Skelitor, who need muny for lawyur. Selling cave for few anumul pelts.


11/08/2018 05:20:50 PM · #232

Grog vote for fierce canyne preditor who reprezent Grogs inturests. But name not on postur and Grog need to know name of candudate to chooz on ballut.


Grog sends dekoy out to see if enumy tribe has useded up all spears.


Thag lerns to use magick pickchur box. Female grows old waiting for Thag to cumpose shot.


Best female of tribe has been capchered by pink monstur wich will slowly dygest female over year. Kron knoes monster move verry slowly, so Kron cashually gose for help.


Monster of meny arms has capchered much of Grog's tribe. Grog not afrayed and attacks with pointey stick! Pulls tail of sparks out of wall and monster dyes. Grog saves day agen!


Youngling of Grog has just lerned that he is promused to dawter of Thag when all growed up. Grog hate losing betting on ball of the foot game with Thag, but deal is deal.


Grate grate grate grate grate grandfather of Grog praktises ainshent art of undurstanding tiny marks of sylent speaking. Grog has grate aw of old one and mastury uv lost art.


Bah, Grog knowz ranebow is hoaks. Last tym Grog see ranebow he follow to end to fynd pryz at end. Waz just worthluss round shiny things, no pelts or females in heet or enumies to kill. Not ful Grog twyce.

11/08/2018 06:20:26 PM · #233
11/08/2018 10:33:47 PM · #234
Thanks Grog. It mins lots
11/09/2018 10:46:23 AM · #235
Bear from Bavaria tanks Grog for insiteful cument.
11/22/2018 11:49:24 PM · #236

Cave gets stinkee. Thag insist not him, must be kitteh. Grog give bath, but Thag get to clip claws.


Female hold kitteh still so Thag can clip claws.


Is rare instense of grown female joining tribe uv Grog. Female wears blud of enumies, so Grog knows female will make many strong younglings for tribe... One day, when males don't be skared uv hur enymore.


Grog and Thag get sepurated frum hunting party. Enkountur weerd burds. Grog not knows if weerd burd meet is gud but have biggur problum bekaus burds also hunt.
11/23/2018 09:32:54 AM · #237
Man with camera thanks Grog for his good taste
11/23/2018 11:54:23 AM · #238
Is welkum, but must tell that mammoth meet taste better than Grog.
11/23/2018 12:51:57 PM · #239
Gurll happy Grog enjoys insta-cave.
01/21/2019 10:17:28 PM · #240

Grog spyes on enumy tribe. Grog pretends to be bilding. Grog is grate mastur uv disgise.


Shhhhhe. Be vewyyy kwyet, Gwog is hunting kangawoos.


Grog desyns man cave with uneek art deko ceeling colums. Thag and Kron are impresed. Grog is grate intereor desyner.
02/08/2019 12:19:27 AM · #241

Hunting party reterns with big meety animuls called "hors" to help tribe in hunting and fiting. In this grate pikchur we see that hors comes from oshen and must return to oshen to mate and make more horsus. Grog know of this bekaus Grog is also grate byologist.


Thag complayns about herting of foots on long hunt with meny sharp rocks to climb. Grog is smart and invents false outside foot for Thag for walking on sharp rocks. Thag forgets to bring false foots on hunt. Grog givs up.


Tribe of Grog fites grate battul with enumy tribe.
02/08/2019 08:04:31 AM · #242
Originally posted by Yo_Spiff:


Hunting party reterns with big meety animuls called "hors" to help tribe in hunting and fiting. In this grate pikchur we see that hors comes from oshen and must return to oshen to mate and make more horsus. Grog know of this bekaus Grog is also grate byologist.

In deed ...
03/08/2019 10:28:32 PM · #243

Females of tribe find plenty uv Grog to go around. Waz much rejoycing in back uv cave.


Littul Ooga growing up fast in tribe uv Grog. Is populer female to yung males of tribe. Oooga is also grate inventur like Grog. Oooga invents cureer uv "souper modul". Grog so proud!
04/08/2019 08:30:46 PM · #244

Grog put on much winter fat. Ask Thag for help with dyet. Thag helps Grog to hav wilpower for not eeting do-nut.
04/08/2019 08:42:56 PM · #245
Mabee shud bee speld do-not ...
04/29/2019 12:08:35 AM · #246

Yni is grate hunter and fiter of legend. Meny tales of bravury told in tribe of Grog.


Place whare Grog make meny grate invenchuns.


Grog invent grate tyme saving masheen.


Grog find talisman of grate powur.
06/08/2019 11:49:31 PM · #247

Grog invent fast fude. No hunting rewkired.
09/08/2019 10:40:22 AM · #248

Grog is grate inventur agen. Grog invents grate vehickle to go fast on hunt and chase mammoth. In this pickchur, Ko-Ree lerns to ryde proto tipe. When Ko-Ree leeves of place-of-healing, Grog will start test uv nekxt genurashun modul with spear holder and afturberner for enjun.


Younglings in tribe of Grog lern to protekt selves erly. Urka goes in watur and pretends to be dangerus sharck atack. Karzon sees sharck (Urka) and throws rok at sharck (Urka). Karzon mises targut by meny feets but will have grate cureer as impereal stormtruper. Wogath is bizy playing with snales and not seeing atack. Wogath will hav grate cureer as dekoy for hunting party.


Grog seez dinnur but not know how to get dinnur from rufe. Grog think hard and invents laddur.
09/08/2019 02:50:49 PM · #249
Originally posted by Yo_Spiff:



Grog seez dinnur but not know how to get dinnur from rufe. Grog think hard and invents laddur.

Björn thanks Grog for mensioning Björn as sores of inspiration for invension of laddur.
09/08/2019 04:56:15 PM · #250
Originally posted by bjoern:


Björn thanks Grog for mensioning Björn as sores of inspiration for invension of laddur.

Grog hav meny sores after falling from laddur. Grog need to invent safetie harnes.
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