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02/08/2015 12:55:13 AM · #201
Originally posted by jgirl57:

LOL Grog was very buzy... can't wait for another chapter :-))

Grog posts nekst chaptur


Gathurer part uv hunter-gathurer not going well for Grog.


Grog invent new taktik for hunt. Grog have females of tribe use mad skils-of-sowing to make dekoy to attract big meety prey. Plan werks... sort uv. Dekoy attrakts animul, but not big meety mammoth or moos as Grog expekt. Need to not wate for last minute next tyme so females have tyme to make largur dekoy.


Marking in sand is made from hunting party of Grog dragging meety mammoth back to tribe. Taker-of-images is invyted to mammoth-que at cave tonite. Bring females.


Grog confused. Which way is to hunting ground? Grog never trust Thag with map agen.

Message edited by author 2015-02-08 00:56:27.
02/12/2015 02:33:47 AM · #202
Grog posts nekst chaptur


Marking in sand is made from hunting party of Grog dragging meety mammoth back to tribe. Taker-of-images is invyted to mammoth-que at cave tonite. Bring females.

I'm honored that Grog picked my sand photo for his chaptur. Taker-of-image will be happy to join the mammoth-que! Can I bring some berries to share?
02/12/2015 07:46:14 AM · #203
Grog rite. Aminal, anininmal, cat that huntr kawt was skrawny and mostly bones.
02/23/2015 12:30:18 PM · #204

Brillyunt, beeyutiful and littul bit dangerus. Grog want this female for self. May use as weapon agenst enemy, too.
03/08/2015 08:48:44 PM · #205

Is impresiv imprussuv impress nice looking cave but not gud infested. Grog not like reguler warts and hog warts worse. Make Grog not populer with females.


Grog eat too much fatty mammoth lately, need to watch Grogish figur. Thag make bird-nest casseroll for dinner. Grog's favurit.


Grog have fun day with youngling, but female say is tyme to get redy for dinnur. Mammoth dung espeshally hard to cleen up.

Message edited by author 2015-03-08 20:49:09.
05/09/2015 01:34:38 PM · #206

Grog will call new invenchun "Grog-wrap". Keeps females fresh 40 persent longur than just keeping them in back of cave.


As mater of fact, Grog LOVE seafood!


06/08/2015 07:41:45 PM · #207
Grog not coment much this munth. Too busy with killing of enemees and hunting of mammoth.


Is grate koming-uv-age ceremonee in tribe uv Grog. Littul Ulahk now 10 sun cycles of age. Female youngling now big enuf to help scrub cave walls, sweep up bat dropings and clean mammoth carcass after grate males finish hunt. Grog is so pleezed and proud!
06/09/2015 06:48:15 AM · #208
Ummm... Female Youngling desides to put bat droppings in Grog fuhd to selebrayt coming of age.

Message edited by author 2015-06-09 06:48:46.
06/09/2015 07:26:57 PM · #209
Originally posted by vawendy:

Ummm... Female Youngling desides to put bat droppings in Grog fuhd to selebrayt coming of age.

Youngling may have grate cureer working for Arizona tee.
01/08/2016 12:07:47 AM · #210

Grog visit big citi where frend Ugggg live. Grog and Ugggg will hunt females wide of hip and big of brest. Is long walk from port-of-air to cave of Ugggg, and Grog lazee today so Grog want to take bright chariut-to-hire. Ugggg not tell Grog that mammoth pelt not gud muney in big citi. Grog's feet get tyred. Stupid yuppees and hipsturs in fake caves not know real valyu if it stab them in butt with tusks.


Is anshient and tradishonul danse of victury done when receeving grate comment frum Grog, finally kaut on kamra. Yu r welkum.


Tree uv nowledge is bare. Thag eated all frute, but frute did not help Thag grow smarts. Thag wates for new frute to grow.


Grate old one visits tribe of Grog. Littel Urka knows Grog grater, but does not want to insult old one, so Urka pritends to be full-of-bash.


Tree no laff at Grog enymore when Grog invent hatchut.
01/08/2016 03:44:08 AM · #211
Hehe, Thanks for leaving your cave.
01/08/2016 09:29:00 AM · #212
Originally posted by Yo_Spiff:


Grog visit big citi where frend Ugggg live. Grog and Ugggg will hunt females wide of hip and big of brest. Is long walk from port-of-air to cave of Ugggg, and Grog lazee today so Grog want to take bright chariut-to-hire. Ugggg not tell Grog that mammoth pelt not gud muney in big citi. Grog's feet get tyred. Stupid yuppees and hipsturs in fake caves not know real valyu if it stab them in butt with tusks.


Grog confuzed. Mabe drink to much furmented goats milk on airplane and get off on wrong stop. Ugggg's cave in Boston, not New York, Wondur what Ugggg look-alike Grog hunt femalz with NYC? Maybe long lost brotha.
01/08/2016 01:00:40 PM · #213
Thanks! This is the first time Grog has stopped by for a visit!
01/08/2016 10:45:50 PM · #214
Originally posted by Ugggg:

Grog confuzed. Mabe drink to much furmented goats milk on airplane and get off on wrong stop. Ugggg's cave in Boston, not New York, Wondur what Ugggg look-alike Grog hunt femalz with NYC? Maybe long lost brotha.

No wunder Grog have such long walk from port-of-air.

Message edited by author 2016-01-08 22:46:00.
01/18/2016 06:30:51 PM · #215

*Sigh* Grog's female lose keys agen.


Big celebrashun last nite for suksesful hunt at cave of Thag. Grog meets grate female, big uv brest and wide of hip. Grog swayrs female ratud 10 last nite!


Grog invent way of marking of female of Grog with pome of grateness of Grog. Is gud thing Grog is gud spelur, or markings coud be embarissing latur.


Grog throw rock at enumy. Grog miss.


Grog have very smart youngling. Littul Urka invent shoo and betu test. Work gud. Grog very proud. Like all gud inventurs, Urka now re fine idea and invent pair.


Hunting not suksefull this day for Grog. Found meety rabbit and impala, but doors locked and Grog coud not get in. Gathering not going gud sofar, eithur.

12/08/2016 09:30:44 PM · #216

Grog take females to mall for cristmes shoping.


Nise doggee... yoo kan have mammoth carcess, Grog not really hungry aneway.
06/08/2017 12:10:11 AM · #217

Grog give meny animul pelts to stand much time wating for cave-of-space ride. Not prefurred vachashun for Grogself, but females and younglings not mad at Grog enymore.


Seereus scyentifec inkwury: Grog wunders how orunge males with struange looking genutallya genitalye gunit balz can mate with females of speshies.


Grog has lookeded and sees yu. Camuflaghe not work so gud.


Grog in truble with female. Agen.


Grog say be kareful! Stranger is trieng to tye you up and steel yummi banana!


Now Grog is hungri for tasty noodle, but no animul pelts for trade. All Grog have is Thag's tree bark carrurole. *sih* Grog need to lose weit anyway.


Grog find meny prefabrikated caves. Much shelter for many females and younglings. Tribe will be safe and warm.


Grog take favurit female and younglings on vacashun to big place of many high caves. Is not live up to expektashuns. Grog getted swindiled of many animul pelts at big shiny cave of orange man.


Grog take selfy with magik pickchur box. Is grate foto, Grog will win challunge-that-is-free.


Litul Ooka grows fast and is now big enuf to joyn Grog on hunt. Grog gives Ooka importunt hunt job, pretending as pritty gurl atulope for luring uv big meety males.

Message edited by author 2017-06-08 00:12:25.
06/08/2017 12:50:10 AM · #218
Grog waaa two bizzee -- shud split pursunalitee so can trooly multeetasck ...
06/08/2017 10:14:13 PM · #219
Originally posted by Yo_Spiff:




Grog take selfy with magik pickchur box. Is grate foto, Grog will win challunge-that-is-free.



Why Grog... I've never seen you looking better!!
09/08/2017 12:02:26 AM · #220

Statchoo is grate triboot to longlost tribe brother of Grog. Tells grate story of yung Karg in tym of famin. No mammoth to hunt, no sweet berees to pick. Karg go to oshen and look for pleaseeasoreus pleeziahsore pulees grate swiming lizurd. No lizurds ether. Tribe hungry. Karg sees grate meety sharck. But sharck is dangerus to Karg and is also hungri. Karg jumpded into water and put thumb of Karg in sharck bloewhole until sharck suffikate. But sharck pulls Karg down in watur and Karg also loses life. But tribe eats and lives, so karg iz grate hero and when tym of plenty come, tribe bilds statchoo to remembur Karg.

Grog is grate hunter and fiter, not grate teller-of-storees. Iz reeely better story when old one tells. Beleev Grog.


Grog invent art.


Iz grate tribute to anshient lizard god komachanrukryri. Youngling uv Grog make as art projekt for cave skool. Grog iz so proud! Wood hang on fridg if fridg waz invented yet.


Grog attach chain to face ring to lead female bak to cave. Maeking it too eezi for Grog.


Iz Cumaro gud for hunting mammoth? Does blud wipe off uv shinee finish eezily? Does grill get cloged with fur? Grog want test drive.


Grog iz sooooo losted.


Female get caut in big spyderweb. Is dangerus life in tribe of Grog.
09/08/2017 03:21:49 PM · #221
I missed the chronicles of Grog while I was absent
09/08/2017 04:25:46 PM · #222
Ey thinc Grog inspyurd famus ritur ...

Originally posted by Mark Twain:


"A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling"

For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2 might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with "i" and Iear 4 might fiks the "g
j" anomali wonse and for all.

Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants. Bai Iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez -- tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivli.

Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud
hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.
09/08/2017 08:19:31 PM · #223
Originally posted by cowboy221977:

I missed the chronicles of Grog while I was absent


Grog was mostly absent too so you didn't miss much! Glad to have you both back :-)
08/08/2018 12:07:38 AM · #224

Ritual flags are displayed by females of tribe to show males they are redy to mate. Or maybe are just tyred of wearing smellee clothes. Grog not shure of signifikanse, but females are eithur redy to mate or nakid. Is win for Grog eethur way.


Grog make crop curlcles at nyght. Get meny hedlines in next day news.


Polyteness furst! You shood really apolugize when you go banff in front of Grog.


Now Grog hungree for chokolat.


Did Grog menshun he is also grate singur? Grog will sing "sound uv musik" for tribe. You take seet and lissen.


Wuz all dranked by large herd uv mammoth. Grog is on hunt. Witch way did mammoth went?


Grog herd there meny meety mammoth and females uv wide hip and big brest at end of ranebow. But is long walk. Grog hungree and lusts, but is also lazee. *sigh*


Grog had grate cureer as star uv inshurance cummershul and lost contrakt to this??!!

08/08/2018 01:08:01 AM · #225
Originally posted by Yo_Spiff:



Did Grog menshun he is also grate singur? Grog will sing "sound uv musik" for tribe. You take seet and lissen.


hahahahaha!
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