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06/08/2014 12:12:19 AM · #176 |
Opening sene of "Grog: The musikal". Grog is so proud of self.
Change uv plans for hunting party. Grog decide go fishing insted. Grog will let big kitteh hunt here.
Youngling of Grog goes on first hunt by self. Is grate coming of age test. Is youngest uv tribe, so Grog only expect small animul like deer or moose.
Is messuge left by grate ansestors. Grog canot read anshient hiroglifics heiragliffiks heiri pikchur-wurds, but thinks is kuopon for Karg's spicy mammoth-que.
Females of tribe perform cerimonee to bring good hunt. Hunting spirits not like loud drums of no melodee and happily go with hunting party of Grog next day.
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06/08/2014 02:20:08 AM · #177 |
((((((((((( Grog ))))))))))))) I love yooooooouuuuuuu!!!
So glad you're still around - I love hearing from you!!!!
Critters, please don't eat Grog..... we need him for our entertainment. |
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06/08/2014 04:10:43 PM · #178 |
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06/23/2014 07:11:15 PM · #179 |
Grog has voluntold thag to do important job. Thag not want to take charge uv females and younglings for planing spring ekstraveganza. Argues with Grog. Is grate batel.
Iz suppertime and stomick of Grog complains of empty, but Grog not like stringy meat of horse-thing.
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06/23/2014 07:55:35 PM · #180 |
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06/23/2014 08:34:32 PM · #181 |
hahaha this is funny. I just had to read over 180 posts to find out what this was about..
pretty hysterical.. Thanks for the entertainment :-))
Can't wait till  Jgirl57 grows up to receive a Grog comment LOL!
Message edited by author 2014-06-23 20:38:34. |
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06/23/2014 09:03:29 PM · #182 |
Originally posted by jgirl57:
Can't wait till Jgirl57 grows up to receive a Grog comment LOL! |
Grate comments uv Grog usuly ar randum. Spiff-person lets Grog out of cave during studies-that-are-free. But sometime Grog get out on own.
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06/23/2014 11:03:48 PM · #183 |
Originally posted by jgirl57:
Can't wait till Jgirl57 grows up to receive a Grog comment LOL! |
You should be so lucky... I've never gotten one. NEVER :-( |
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06/24/2014 12:11:25 AM · #184 |
I guess we all have to wait till he gets out of the cave then.. :-((
Will giving puppy eyes help? |
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06/24/2014 03:06:53 AM · #185 |
Originally posted by jgirl57:
I guess we all have to wait till he gets out of the cave then.. :-((
Will giving puppy eyes help? |
If he'll kill and, presumably, eat such an adorable lizard, who knows what else is on the menu, so make those adorable eyes at your own risk.
Fair warning: It's gonna be damned hard to be cuter than the Geico Gecko. ;)
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06/24/2014 08:14:01 AM · #186 |
| Snarfles sad, Grog no commint for many many moons on pickshurs. Not eeven cage match wiv flyig mad cow and beetle-man, Snarfles shure Grog lik much! *making pupee eyz* That werk? |
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06/24/2014 09:17:33 AM · #187 |
look like animal inadj inaveye unadvizaab bad idea if Grogg hungry |
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06/24/2014 01:55:27 PM · #188 |
:-))
Message edited by author 2014-06-24 13:56:57. |
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06/24/2014 02:02:21 PM · #189 |
| Watch out Grog, it's a trap. |
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06/24/2014 06:19:05 PM · #190 |
Kitteh bigeyes very tasty. Tender meat for younglings.
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06/24/2014 06:47:01 PM · #191 |
Originally posted by Yo_Spiff:
Iz suppertime and stomick of Grog complains of empty, but Grog not like stringy meat of horse-thing. |
My poor donkeys :) Thank you for the Grog comment! :)
Message edited by author 2014-06-24 18:47:35. |
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07/08/2014 12:10:55 AM · #192 |
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07/08/2014 04:34:27 PM · #193 |
I've enjoy reading Grog's blogs for quite some time and I'm really chuffed to get one of his comments.
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07/08/2014 04:50:02 PM · #194 |
I've never really gotten a Grog comment, but did leave him "speechless" once.
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10/08/2014 12:06:01 AM · #195 |
Is not fenix. Is archeopteryx. Grog hunt one just last day. Very tasty, but not much meat. Grog give to favorit female as speshul treat. Other females now want speshul treat. *sigh* Grog hopes there are enugh birds for tribe, Grog not want to extinctuish speeshies.
Grog add: Kan you believe spell chekker says Grog spell archeopteryx rite?! Is very speshul day!
More archeopteryx! Tribe of Grog eats well tonite!
Artifishal caves iz grate new idea of Grog. Now need kikstartur campain to raise animal pelts for produktion.
Hey! Grog has alredy used title "The Chase" for Grog's own pikchur of fast rolly things. Taker-of-images is fortunet that Grog not take kopyrite on title. Grog rekomends using more originel title next time, like "Window to soul" or "The sentinul". Doing will avoid unplesantnes of Thag coming for long visit.
"Hotel Califoryna" iz now stuck in hed of Grog. Grog shud be taker of points and troll of images for such offense. But Grog gives high vote for inspiring comment, so taker-uv-images iz fortunat. Today.
Was wundering where Grog had left that! Is not eezy thing to re place.
Grog prefer All Free & Cleer. Reemoves week old mammoth smell with no unsitely residoo.
Iz ok, will not take. Grog prefer beevur meat anyway.
Iz gud place for annuel bath of Grog. Iz grate time uv celbrashun forntribe
Is speled "dual". "duel" is fite to deth with leedur of enemy tribe. Gud for yu that Grog no takeaway points for spelling errurs.
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10/15/2014 12:45:45 AM · #196 |
Grog hear nok on cave door. Is scouting-girl selling sweet round things. Go away scouting-girl! Grog alredy give all animal pelts to other raisers-of-funds.
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12/20/2014 07:04:54 PM · #197 |
Grog finally get time to update thred with grate comments from "Style uv grog" chanllunge. Grog apolugizes. Is mating seasun and Grog very busy.
Birds have little meat, but kwyte tasty. Hard to catch rats-that-fly, thoh. Grog train skwurrels to chase birds. Training of skwurrels is also hard. Ask skwurrel expurt for help....
Grog still wating for answur.
Grog appreshiates pickchur of fast rolly-thing and Nite Riders, which all know Grog is liking of, but Grog think you not *kwyte* understand...
All of forest buzes with news of grate challunge on deepeecee.
Is fearsome lykness of Grog. Make gud profyle picture for Facerock.
Grog like creatur in soup. Web make soup stringy, but tasty.
Is "grate" image.
Is grate and akurate pickchur of Grog's grate parts. Is hard to be humbel one.
Many ducks. Tribe need excuze to have eating party. Grog invent feast-of-giving-thanks.
Life in place of big brick caves is dangerus. Silver dragon waits to eat unsupekting travelurs. Tribe too smart for creeture, and carefully walk down othur side being kwyet and not waking monstur.
Is many trayls for Grog to explor on fast rolly thing. But Tee-es-ay not let Grog take fast rolly thing on trip inside flying metal dragon. Say will not fit under seat. (Grog say: "duh"!) Grog goes to seller-of-things in market for shoes-of-much-running insted.
Grog cleens up nisely for visit to Uggg in big city. Fake animul pelts feel funny.
Grog gard cave tonite so female can sleep. Female worn out from long day of doing grate things with Grog. (Get mind-of-yours out of ditch! Grog mean cooking mammoth and dansing around fire to celebrate gud hunt!)
Why making Grog sit in bak seat? Grog want to drive fast rolly thing with shell. Grog promises can do it.
Ummm... wat is "lisense"?
*sigh* Grog alredy say in other doggie entry that Grog not eat little doggy. You think Grog is Neanderthal? Grog is insultid. Is not eazy to insult Grog through thick hed of Grog.
Wait... Did Grog just insult Grogself? Challunge not goeng well.
Grog see from sine that elder is member of MENSA. Mammoth Eaters: Neolithic Skillet Assoshiation is grate klub. Grog is member too! Grog has getted meny grate recipes from othur members.
Grog must have elder over sumday to try Grog's Mammoth butt chili.
Many meaty beasts in in grate challunge, but Grog know he need vejtubuls for diet-of-balence. Grog figurs little pea-things ar plenti. Grog helthy now.
Grog promises Bronk, elder of male younglings, to go on first hunt. Bronk standing over Grog at rising of sun to wake Grog. Grog say "Go away Bronk, is to erly!"
Bronk come bak 10 of minutes later to wake Grog ugain. Grog send Bronk away again and roll over for more sleepingness.
Bronk wait 10 of minutes and come bak to wake Grog again asking if time for hunt is yet.
Grog thinks Grog has invented snooz button.
Someone forgetted to clean up after last hunt. Water smell bad and have meny miskitoes. Grog not like this water-hole enymore. Grog blame Thag.
Grog know it seem like Thag take much blame in tribe, but offishal job titel of Thag is Goat-of-Scapes. Is important job with many animul pelts and corner cavern with grate view.
Grate pickchur but is titel is historikly innkurate. Grog not have to hunt females. Females fight each othur for priveluge to be in tribe of Grog. Is grate entertanement for males of tribe.
Dragging-by-hair is grate tradishun for testing strongness of new females.
Female carry pickchur of Grog to look at wherever female go.
Tribe feasts on grate meaty animul from last challunge entry. Kron (on right, in gray animal pelt) have weak stomick and finds fud not-as-gud. Maybe tribe should cook fud first...
Mor offering of fud for Grog! Grog not have to hunt when fud comes to him. Grog shuld hold challunge mor oftin. Getting fat and lazy is Grog. But at least Grog is honust about it with Grogself.
OOOOGGAA!!! Lite big fyre tonite! Can even invyt mother of Oooga.
Is problum on way to hunting ground. Hav to take long way now. Iz gud thing not toll booth thogh, bekaus Grog not invent pockets yet so have noplace for carry of kuarters.
Grog is grate hunter, invent new way of tracking mammoth by follow of droppings. Grog thinked mammoth wuld have bigger stinkyer dropings. Grog not find mammoth yet, just meny ugli birds of littul meat.
Grog and Ooga take youngling to sandy-place-at-edge-of-water. Little Krog keep running off chasing females big of brest and wide of hip and skimpy of clothing. Females think Krog is "oso kute!" and give Krog many close skweezes to brest. Maybe Grog can lern somthing from younglings.
Is odd looking mammoth, but Grog thanks you for offering. Grog still picking long furs out of teeths from last one. Grog need to invent dentil floss.
Grog still sees meny offerings of fud in grate challunge. Grog eat all cows and working on helthy saled (with little bit uv proteen). Did enyone bring desert for Grog?
*sigh* Hunt is poor agen. Not even skinny squrrels. Tribe tired uv Thag's tree bark casserole. Uggg makes new treet, larva saled. Fud is fud, Grog supposez.
Grate warriors from tribe of Grog go into battle. Grog send noisy ones furst, so Grog can have piece and kwyet to plan grate attack on enemee tribe.
Much fud is offered to Grog in grate challunge. Grog cannot say no without hurting feelings uv tribe. Grog getting fat.
Is grate piec of funtichur for Grog's man-cave. Look like backside of favurit female.
If Brah put samwhich on hot rocks and drive over with big chunky round thing, Brah can make paneeni peninee pune fansy skwished and grild samwhich. Grog knows fansy samwiches very populer in place-of-shaking-ground. No need to thank Grog for gud advise, glad to help. But Brah bring extra samwhich for Grog next time. Grog prefer corned mammoth on rye with spisy brown musterd.
Apetyzer finaly arrives! Grog never eat at this place ugain. Servise is terribul slow.
Thank you but Grog full, just had big mammoth stake in last challunge entry.
Grog must remembur to close cave door at nite or sharptooth get out and make trouble and baby sharptooths. (Always kute when littul, then get big and not-so-kute) Animul get in mud and need bath. You evur try to bath sharptooth? Like washing saber tooth cat, but bigger, strongur and smell like month old mammnoth fat that no body clean up after hunt. Gud job for Thag.
Thag invent tire swing. Forget to invent rope.
Is saber tooth cavecat. Speeshies is grate domestik hunter with uneek taktiks. Sits pashently and kwyetly, wating for prey to sit on comfy rock to watch magic story-screen. Then cat demand offering of food and attenshun, and claw comfy (and expensiv) rock if not receive offering.
Do not ask Grog for favers befor Grog hav coffee.
Lern something new evury day. Grog not know that mammoth grow from larvae! Sience fasinates Grog.
Grog has faced this kind uv fearsom lizurd befor.
Must not under esimayt small beast. Creeture lures big meety prey and then akts apolegeitk apollogettik sorree to make prey let guard down. Then creetur attack!
(Aktual image from legundary battle uv Grog with creeture)
Creeture hunt by stepping under foot of prey. Is very inkapasitating incaoassitate paneful. Worser than brick of lego. (Grog should lern to wear shoes)
Grog suggest to bring doggy treets when leeving cave and give to feersom creeture to distract momentarely while self escape.
Grog invent wheel. Can now make fast rolly thing work rite.
Enemy tribe try to fool Grog. Leedur say seeking piece of treaty but hide sharp wepon behind door and wait for Grog to get close. Grog smart and know to untrust tribe of hairless chest. Grog win agenst sneeky foe. Youngling make this crewd pickchur to show start uv epic battul.
Also haz slide for younglings to play on.
Wood be good hunt if Grog could see strait. Every thing all round and curvy looking. Cannot aim spear. Wait. Grog take fishbowl off hed. Is ok now.
Grog have too much grog. Makes Grog groggy. Grog eated strange mushroom too.
Ewww! You think Grog iz neanderthal who eat dog!!!??? Grog insulted! Grog NEVER eat sweet doggy. Cat much tastier and more tender.
Grog not think Thag can hunt by Thagself. Thag returns from hunt with grate meety moose hed. Thag would bring hole moose if Thag could carry heavy moose. Thag invent smirk. Grog wipe smirk off Thag's face.
Is anshent super hero with power uv super speed and giant matchstick. Cave panting shows grate battle with arch nemisis nemissis enumy Cow Patty. Grate hero lite match by enumy rear and and run away befor methane exploshion.
Oh, Mammoth dung! Grog forget to feed when leaving cave this morning. But seller of Gremlin say is soooo cute and females will luv!
Grog will giv Gremlin bath so will be nice and cleen for when Oooga return to cave. Grog so smart.
And finelly, own entry uv grog:
Grate arkeologikal diskovery. Proof uv java man.
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01/22/2015 09:38:31 PM · #198 |
Grog updates grate thred.
Grog get hunting dog to track big prey. Dog run into big rock on hunt and get flat face. Now dog have no smell-sense along with pore vizun.
Dog of flat-face not work good for hunting, so Grog get diffurent dog. Very muskuler, fine-of-looks dog. Dog just stand and pose dramatikly for taker-of-images. Bah!, Grog may try cat insted.
Who need fussee dog anyway? Grog has found hunting companyun for tribe.
Handsum animul. Will make gud workbeast for Grog.
Grog... am... Groot!
Grog hungry, want peenut buter and jellifish samich.
Grog know better than taking of bate. Is sneeky trick uv enumy tribe.
Publik servis messuge frum Grog: Is cold outside cave. Make sure younglings wear warmest animal pelts to stay unsick.
Hunting party reterns. Is mating seesun so all put on best pelts to impres females. Thag suffurs injury to leg in grate fite with mammoth. Is grate story to tell and Thag have meny females this yeer.
Grog celubrates new beers eve. Meny choicus of drinking, canot decide. But, Thag like to play prank when Grog have too much grog. Grog may stay sobur tonight but pretend to be drunked. Hehe.
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01/23/2015 09:54:34 AM · #199 |
This whole thread has made my day :-)
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01/23/2015 10:38:34 AM · #200 |
| LOL Grog was very buzy... can't wait for another chapter :-)) |
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