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04/12/2012 12:28:48 PM · #126
Originally posted by cowboy221977:

I love the grogg chronicles


Me 2 Kat person waste many hours reading of Grogg
04/12/2012 12:40:28 PM · #127
Originally posted by littlemav:

Me 2 Kat person waste many hours reading of Grogg

Grog apologhise for writing slowly and wasting of many hours that could be used to clean cave and cook mammoth. Grog tries to write faster for you.
04/13/2012 09:49:22 PM · #128
I found Grog's cave in Orlando :)
06/08/2012 12:25:16 AM · #129
Grog returns frum vakashun. Grog leave grate comments on challunge.


Grog wish couple much joy of togetherness (Grog say "wink, wink, nudge nudge, know what Grog mean?") and many strong younglings.


Grog goes to visit cuzzin Krakk in land of far off. Grog encounterz terribul rolling beast-of-metal. Beast haz eaten many peepul. Grog recuze all, throwing peepul from stomach of beast to side of path, where is safe. Grog will now kill beast with spear to heart of steel. Grog is grate warrior.


Grog tells tale of grate battles won and awfull beasts slain. Iz tales to make hair of female stand on end.


Grog teach animuls to hunt as team. Fierce and dedly hunterz will dogs bekom under Grog's tutalidg tootelidge tutil teeching. Today stick, tomorrow mammoth.


Dokter Evul no scare Grog. Grog have younglings.


Picture of grate grate grate grate grate grandfather Oogh has place of honor on wall in cave of Grog. Oogh famous for inventing blood curdling screem. Happened when tasting own finger one day. Oogh also discuver stumach sickness at same time.


Great Unkel Chag is wisest of tribe. Spends days sitting all alone on rock pondering grate kwestion of life. Forgets what kwestion wuz. Is good reason Unkel sits all alone. Should come down off rock for bath.

Message edited by author 2012-06-09 15:03:02.
06/09/2012 12:49:36 PM · #130

Grog is grate thinker of new ideaz. Grog make skale modul to show what flying masheen will look like. All Grog need now is way to make masheen go fast into wind. Will have Thag push. Thag thinks idea is stoopid and Grog should push on own. But Grog must do grate job to pilut flying masheen. Grog think Thag just lazy.
06/09/2012 02:42:11 PM · #131
lol
07/08/2012 12:31:45 AM · #132

Is waste of effurt to wash and wash and wash clothing. Single loincloth last whole season for Grog. Grog like what you have done with cave.


High priestess of tribe does dance of luck for hunt. Asks gods to fill bowl of plenty with mammoth. If no mammoth, tribe will be happy with medium size goat... or small but meaty skwerruls.

Maybe tribe of Grog should use smaller bowl of plenty.


Hunting party of Grog finds herd of mammoth. Make fire to burn field of strange weed and steer mammoth to hunting party. Grog have strange vishuns. Hunting party not get mammoth, but have grate fun. Even without females.


Tribe of Grog cannot win. Drout last season, flud this year. At least fishing is gud.


Grog invents new systum for grading kwality of younglings. This is kwality "A" youngling. "A" younglings will be grate hunters, fiters and bear many strong younglings of own someday.
07/17/2012 05:39:24 PM · #133
I'm bang into my grog. We should chat sometime.
07/17/2012 05:53:53 PM · #134
Originally posted by Big_Round_Chancellor:

I'm bang into my grog. We should chat sometime.


Awww.. How cute, he called you his Grog...
07/17/2012 08:17:11 PM · #135
Grog not think so. But if chancellor-that-is-fat likes, may have male bonding with Thag. Grog will tell Thag to wear clean loincloth for special night.
07/20/2012 05:22:07 PM · #136
Oh I get it, you're playing some kind of character. Adorable.
07/20/2012 09:38:07 PM · #137
Originally posted by Big_Round_Chancellor:

Oh I get it, you're playing some kind of character. Adorable.


Oh, trust me, Grog has been around much longer than you and will continue to be here long after you're gone. Grog is much more adorable a character, and is a true character, while you simply keep re-using the same unorignal image in all your entries. Trite and incredibly boring after awhile. Grog is never boring.

And you seem more like the PhotoChop sort, so why don't you just bugger off to Worth1000?

Message edited by author 2012-07-20 21:41:33.
07/20/2012 11:46:40 PM · #138
Originally posted by Big_Round_Chancellor:

Oh I get it, you're playing some kind of character. Adorable.


Yes, yes... That is correct. Much like yourself..

The major difference is that Grog is a character played by a funny man, who's material is fresh. You, on the other hand are a character played by a strange man, who's material is incredibly stale.

I was almost happy to see you back, but then you reminded me of why I was glad you had gone.

Message edited by author 2012-07-20 23:47:41.
07/21/2012 05:31:36 AM · #139
Silly, silly people. Don't you realize that Grog is the real one? Spiff is just a comic book character played by grog.



Grog -- we humbly apologize we sorry for the ignorance of others dummies. Grog blog gud!
07/21/2012 09:44:11 AM · #140
Originally posted by Big_Round_Chancellor:

Oh I get it, you're playing some kind of character. Adorable.


HOW DARE you mildly insult a veteran poster, I don't mean to get all protective but where exactly do you get off?
07/21/2012 01:29:16 PM · #141
Originally posted by vawendy:

Silly, silly people. Don't you realize that Grog is the real one? Spiff is just a comic book character played by grog.

Grog props are also a lot easier to come by than a Spaceman Spiff outfit. I may need to seek out a blue and yellow cycling jersey.
08/08/2012 08:45:54 AM · #142

Grog put females on boat and send on peace mishion to enemy tribe. Sharp tongue of elder females will cut like spear. Grog is grate diplumat and strateghist.


Hunting party takes wrong turn, no mammoth here. Grog should have listened to female and stop for asking of directions.
08/10/2012 08:39:19 PM · #143
Grog forgets chapter in kronikels. Grog adds, hopes beast-of-fiery-breath is not angered.


Grog send youngling on rekonn reckonisence reekonasince spying mishion. Grog chooses small and light youngling to throw off mountain toward camp of enemy tribe. Youngling run back and report to war party of Grog.
08/11/2012 09:34:42 PM · #144
Originally posted by Yo_Spiff:

Grog send youngling on rekonn reckonisence reekonasince spying mishion. Grog chooses small and light youngling to throw off mountain toward camp of enemy tribe. Youngling run back and report to war party of Grog.

Grog needs to stop doing this - it has terrible side effects.

09/08/2012 12:11:16 AM · #145

Grog train females to defend younglings in cave while Grog away on hunt. Grog try to tell female glowing-in-dark nail polish not good for fight in forest. Female not listen to Grog. Says Grog know nothing of good fashun sense. Enemy tribe find female in dark and takes. Good, now enemy tribe may breed stupid younglings.


Is not mere dog. Is fearsome predator and defender of tribe of Grog. Dog stands guard over females and younglings when Grog and other males away on hunt. Youngest female child of Grog give name "Cuddles" to viscous dog. (Grog lets male youngling name animals from now on.)
09/08/2012 12:29:13 AM · #146
Grog need more vicious dog!

09/08/2012 12:36:50 PM · #147


Cowboy will loan viscous ca to Grogg
10/08/2012 12:03:56 AM · #148

Grog invent kinky sex. Grog forget to invent knots first.


Grog hit meat with rock, invent meat tendurizing. Toothless old one can now enjoy mammoth steak in comfort of own cave. Grog is grate thinker of new ideas.


Grog tells female that Grog goes out with Thag and Uggggg for evening. Female unhappy to stay in cave taking care of younglings by self, gives Grog "the look". Grog changes mind, decides is good evening to clean cave. Grog brave fiter and hunter, but not stoopid.
12/08/2012 12:12:41 AM · #149

Grog invent dinner plate and chopstiks. No more surching for flat rock to eat frum. Tribe do happy dance to celibrate grate inventun.


Kitty is sad today. Has just lerned that grate queen of jungle still not as grate as Grog. All is as should be.


Hunt was suksessful and all bellies in tribe of Grog are full. Mating season now upon tribe. Thag redy to impres females and fite off cuntendurz cuntenders cont other males. Thag have grate new pikup line: "Hay bayb, Thag have grate whistel, you make byootifull musik together with Thag"

Thag now wear mask to hide slap marks on face.

Grog give at least 8 for any pikchur get Grog comment and Grog know this pikchur need all help it can get.


Is time of year for Grog to get haircut.
01/08/2013 12:14:00 AM · #150

Grog enjoys new winter sport of indoor hunting. Is warm and younglings can join in hunt, but draperies in cave very difikult to clean.


Is feroshius furrocious feroshes terribul beast of legend! Grog is brave and strong to do battle with beast, but not stoopid. Send Uggg first and Grog attack while beast distracted with meal. Beast smell like wet dog.


When female or youngling ask Grog "Guess what?", Grog always guess "You grow second head". Grog finally right.


Grog mad at younglings for not cleaning up after dinner.


Grog cuts down mightiest tree in forest with herring.


Female reelizes Thag was NOT best mate to bear strong younglings with.
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