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02/21/2011 08:46:30 AM · #76
Originally posted by Bear_Music:

Originally posted by Yo_Spiff:

Originally posted by tanguera:

*Guurl shakes head and rolls eyes*

Guurl mad that Guurl not get Grog comment this month.


Bear past mad. Bear roar. Bear never has had Grog comment, wonders if Grog realizes how dangerous it is to ignore bears?


Pug gets smug. Pug got comment once from Grog. Pug one up on Bear.
;-Þ

But ... comment lost in great Cyber-cave somewhere. <"¤">
02/21/2011 08:46:40 AM · #77
Originally posted by Bear_Music:

Originally posted by Yo_Spiff:

Originally posted by tanguera:

*Guurl shakes head and rolls eyes*

Guurl mad that Guurl not get Grog comment this month.


Bear past mad. Bear roar. Bear never has had Grog comment, wonders if Grog realizes how dangerous it is to ignore bears?


Bear no buy Grog burned meat... Cory-Bone buy burned meat for Grog, get many great comments.
02/21/2011 10:57:11 AM · #78
Originally posted by coryboehne:

Bear no buy Grog burned meat... Cory-Bone buy burned meat for Grog, get many great comments.


Bear gave recipe to grog so Grog can burn own meat. And Bear's BOY entry was shot from mouth of Grog's cave. Grog was not there at time, however. Bear wonders if Grog thinks Bear was "sharing recipes" with Grog's female, and is angry?

Message edited by author 2011-02-21 10:57:38.
02/21/2011 12:03:13 PM · #79
Originally posted by Bear_Music:

[quote=coryboehne]Bear gave recipe to grog so Grog can burn own meat. And Bear's BOY entry was shot from mouth of Grog's cave. Grog was not there at time, however. Bear wonders if Grog thinks Bear was "sharing recipes" with Grog's female, and is angry?


Ugggg once tried to "share recipes" with female, Ugggg still have bruises....
02/21/2011 12:22:19 PM · #80
Originally posted by Bear_Music:

Bear wonders if Grog thinks Bear was "sharing recipes" with Grog's female, and is angry?

Grog not think so. Grog would notice if female's cooking improved.
02/21/2011 01:45:34 PM · #81
Grog is lousy hunter! Week after week me sends up tasty morsels for grog and he no like!
02/21/2011 01:48:54 PM · #82
Originally posted by vawendy:

Grog is lousy hunter! Week after week me sends up tasty morsels for grog and he no like!

Scrawny birds have little meat and hard to hunt. Cannot feed all of Grog's younglings.
02/21/2011 01:57:41 PM · #83
Hmmm ... only one Grog comment in last fifteen entries -- must also offer up more tastier morsels ... or perhaps
03/03/2011 11:46:02 AM · #84
1. No -- definitely not!
2. Maybe...
3. Definitely!
03/03/2011 12:01:52 PM · #85
The honorable, mayor of Neanderdal, Sir Grog,

On behalf of all post-modern earthlings I wish to extend a heartfelt salutation and warm greeting to your esteemed self.

The receiver of your deeply moving plea for reciprocal correspondence will hereby return a mediocre reply, by dissecting your compilation of wherefore's and whyfore's in as concise, to the point, without beating around the bush way as possible.

Customer satisfaktion survay:
1) Did commenter say great things about your entry?

As the first comment your humble servant ever received op DPC was one that flowed from your slate, on 17 March 2010, I will always and for ever be in thou debt, and as such cannot bring myself to answer but in the positive.

2) Would you recommend this commenter to a friend?

Your most loyal follower would dearly and eagerly marry you off to his daughter without even asking about the dowry, and I am in the habit of opening every second sentence with: "As I have heard the Great and Wise Lord Grog say...."

3) Was your commenter great?

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate;
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date;
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st:
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.
–William Shakespeare

Thank you for choosing Grog™ for your commenting needs. Grog™ appreshiates your biziness.

Your most enthralled follower feels so blessed that your Grogness has chosen only him out of so many humans, not to mention fellow DPC'ers for the accolade of asking for even the worst drivel that flows forth from this pea-brain. Please remember to include the GPS co-ordinates of your illustrious abode in future correspondence, so that your grovelling idolizer may deposit heaps of gold coins thereon.

Yours forever in commenting.
03/03/2011 12:30:02 PM · #86
Grog pleased with survay response and will overlook insult of calling Grog neanderthal, when Grog is clearly Cro-Magnon. Is like calling Mammoth as squirrel.
03/03/2011 12:37:08 PM · #87
Originally posted by Yo_Spiff:

Grog pleased with survay response and will overlook insult of calling Grog neanderthal, when Grog is clearly Cro-Magnon. Is like calling Mammoth as squirrel.

So when my wife says I have a Cro-Magnon forehead, as she often does, I should take it as a compliment?
03/03/2011 12:48:09 PM · #88
Originally posted by Yo_Spiff:

Grog pleased with survay response and will overlook insult of calling Grog neanderthal, when Grog is clearly Cro-Magnon. Is like calling Mammoth as squirrel.


Are you saying that calling a mammoth a squirrel is insult? I think it's a compliment!!
03/03/2011 12:49:08 PM · #89
Is grate compliment indeed to be so Grog-like. Grog offer warning however: when female flatters, female often wants big thing costing many animal pelts.
03/03/2011 12:52:26 PM · #90
Originally posted by vawendy:

Are you saying that calling a mammoth a squirrel is insult? I think it's a compliment!!

Wendy female is just angry that mammoth cannot be attracted into yard with offer of seeds and tiny fruits.
03/03/2011 01:33:02 PM · #91
Originally posted by Yo_Spiff:

Originally posted by vawendy:

Are you saying that calling a mammoth a squirrel is insult? I think it's a compliment!!

Wendy female is just angry that mammoth cannot be attracted into yard with offer of seeds and tiny fruits.


yes! I've tried! Over and over again, I've tried!

AND NOT ONE MAMMOTH!

stupid mammoth.
03/03/2011 04:03:37 PM · #92
Customer satisfaktion survay:

1) Did commenter say great things about your entry?

No, the commenter did not actually mention the entry apart from in this question.

2) Would you recommend this commenter to a friend?
I would, while also encouraging friend to take safety measures for female relatives.

3) Was your commenter great?
Oh yes.
03/04/2011 06:05:26 AM · #93
Originally posted by Yo_Spiff:

Grog pleased with survay response and will overlook insult of calling Grog neanderthal, when Grog is clearly Cro-Magnon. Is like calling Mammoth as squirrel.




I clearly see the resemblance now, unfortunately you lost some of the good looks of your ancestors.
03/08/2011 12:52:18 AM · #94


ctrl-v
Originally posted by Grog:

Grog™ akwired by large commenting corpurashion. Grog speed comments to make quota. You not have to thank Grog for great comment, but Grog asks to please take short survay at end of comment.

Customer satisfaktion survay:
1) Did commenter say great things about your entry?
2) Would you recommend this commenter to a friend?
3) Was your commenter great?

Thank you for choosing Grog™ for your commenting needs. Grog™ appreshiates your biziness.



Youngling is smart. Knows that Grog is best teacher of fighting and being great. Grog teaches. When bully taunts, youngling use ancient battle chant: "Nanner, nanner, poo-poo head!!!". Youngling then find Thag, who work in school as underpaid watcher-of-halls. Thag not really good fighter, but big, scary looking with halot halitashi hollytos bad breath. Bully will go away.

Grog is great solver-of-problems. You thank Grog and mark comment helpful.


Grog find odd plant growing outside cave today. Smell strange. Plant in way of cave entrance, and Grog knows Grogs's females clumsy, so Grog pulls plant out and burns.

Hmmmm... Grog notice mammoth get purple fur today and dinosaur learn to play tuba. Has been interesting day for Grog.


Grog sentimental at sight of great coming of age moment. *snif* Glory awaits younglings going to first battle. Many enemies will fall to (metaphoric) blade of the "Growling Geckos". Legends of bravery and greatness will be told at lunch table over many days to come.


Grog has had long hard journey to distant land, but is near end. Grog must cross border now, but is hard because border is large and bright and hurts Grog's eyes.


Grog is great maker-of-new-things. Today, Grog invent Lego™.


Grog awaken from nice dream of many females by loudness outside cave. Grog has seen magic moving image show call "Ghostbusters" and recognize "Slimer" monster. Grog feed obnoxious teenage youngling to monster. Monster go away scared of parental responsibility, but not take youngling. Was good try.
03/15/2011 10:44:35 PM · #95

Grog make trip to far away tribe of Houston. Was good visit. Grog finds many new females.
03/15/2011 10:56:19 PM · #96
ummmm.... female no look to happy to be found.
04/08/2011 12:29:52 AM · #97

Tonight on Grog's Wild Kingdom™: Grog stalk elusive Bokeh. Is very difficult beast to hunt. Best time of year to hunt is late year celebration time, when Bokeh come out of hiding near Christmas tree. Bokeh very lean, not much meat to feed large tribe. But is very tasty and nutritious. Grog share treat with favorite female. Other females eat Thag's tree bark casserole again.


Grog is grateful of reminder that mating season starts. Now where did Grog leave favorite female...?


Grog visit friend Ugggg who live with big tribe of Bahston. Ugggg takes Grog to holy place for great ceremony called "Hok-Hee". Is great and wonderful ceremony. Chosen ones run to center of holy place and shake staff of blessings at amulet on floor. Great is the rejoicing of followers who watch. Much drink is consumed in celebration. Bountiful hunt is assured.


Grog get lost in forest. Ooga tell Grog to stop and ask directions. Bah!, Grog not THAT much lost! Yet.


Yes, Grog has heard news. Is spread far and wide quickly and among many tribes. Grog has heard custom of wearing animal pelts become obsolete. Pleases Grog to not have to cover Grog's great parts with itchy mammoth furs. Grog, Thag, Kron and Ugggg all celebrate. Fashion photographers and designers all look for new jobs. Ooga start new exercise program.


Yes seller-of-homes, Grog agrees, is very good cave and great view of sunset. But Grog is working man, can only afford 12 animal pelts every moon-cycle and two of Grog's favorite females as down payment.

Message edited by author 2011-04-08 00:57:43.
05/08/2011 01:26:17 AM · #98

Grog has been hunting the hard way! Grog thanks you for idea. Tribe will be well fed this season, and Grog will have many plump females.


Ooga say Grog not spend enough time with Grog's younglings. Grog agree to take female youngling on hunt today. Youngling talk much and wear smelly potion. Make good bait for tiger while Grog hide in shrub with spear. Grog is great spender of quality time.


Is time of year again for Grog to take annual bath. Tribe rejoices.


Grog brings home new pet. Bird tells many stories and is liked by Grog's younglings. Reminds Grog of Grog's favorite female, but bird gives better advice.
06/08/2011 12:40:31 AM · #99

Grog on quest to find magical place where fairies bathe. Legend tells he who find magical place will gifted with never ending pleasure of flesh. Grog find magical place. Legend did not tell that not all fairies female. Grog very disappointed and hurting in unmentionable place.


Grog visit big tribe in far away land, sees man in tall glass cave. Grog feels sorry for man. Does not know feel of grass under feet, or smell of fresh mastodon kill, or cold rock to sleep on, or smelly females always wanting Grog, or dung heap in back of cave....

...er, how much animal pelts rent is?


Ample hills remind Grog of Grog's favorite female.


Grog like flat beaver. Cooks quickly and evenly over fire. Very tasty and nutritious. Is not good title though, because Grog has eaten all flat beavers.


Grog tries new trick to hunt dangerous leopard. Paints Grog's female up to look like female cat and send into forest to lure animal into trap. Not work as Grog expect. Female come back purring.


07/08/2011 12:15:22 AM · #100

Fishing good in spring. Many fat and tasty carp in water. Grog stand by stream and try to hit fish with rock when fish swim by Grog. Not work good, must be better way. Hmmm, maybe Grog hit fish with long stick next time.


Is lean year for hunt. No mammoth or large meaty prey. Grog must fight for what little prey abounds.


Bah! Grog not intimed entimanahted intimaday scared of scrawny unfriendly dog. Grog shall win staring contest with patented Fearsome Look™.


Grog is great fighter, but not stupid. Grog knows to surrender. Female take Grog and do with Grog as female wish. (*sigh* Grog feel very PW today...)
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