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04/23/2009 07:35:05 PM · #1 |
Can anyone equal or beat these very short jokes?
Four word joke...
Venison's dear isn't it?
Three word joke...
Stationery store moves!
Two word joke (apologies in advance)
Dwarf shortage
Message edited by author 2009-04-23 19:43:27. |
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04/23/2009 07:53:28 PM · #2 |
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04/23/2009 07:58:55 PM · #3 |
Originally posted by jeger:
Small Medium at Large |
Nice one Sir, I had to read it a couple of time to get it :) |
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04/23/2009 08:13:47 PM · #4 |
Ok, mine's not that short but it is definitely a groaner.
3 guys walk into a bar, the 4th one ducked. |
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04/23/2009 09:04:48 PM · #5 |
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04/23/2009 09:28:54 PM · #6 |
Originally posted by KarenNfld:
A seal walks into a club |
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH |
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04/23/2009 09:31:17 PM · #7 |
A warning sign on Safari:
"Beware, Spotted Leopard in Area"
Written below in charcoal:
"Don't worry, spotted him leaving this morning". |
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04/23/2009 09:43:23 PM · #8 |
| Skeleton walks into a bar. He says "I'll take a beer and a mop" |
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04/23/2009 09:45:28 PM · #9 |
| Oxymoron: Gov't Intellegence |
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04/23/2009 09:58:51 PM · #10 |
Originally posted by delin:
Skeleton walks into a bar. He says "I'll take a beer and a mop" |
As Skeletor's long time ligitator, I'm required to supply that this statement is insensitive to skeletons. |
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04/23/2009 10:01:08 PM · #11 |
Mine requires a visual aid ... :-(
Pepsi Generation |
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04/24/2009 03:20:39 AM · #12 |
Originally posted by Ecce Signum:
Can anyone equal or beat these very short jokes?
Four word joke...
Venison's dear isn't it?
Three word joke...
Stationery store moves!
Two word joke (apologies in advance)
Dwarf shortage |
2 Letters Plus a word joke:
G W Bush |
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04/24/2009 04:45:33 AM · #13 |
My favourite short joke again:
Man is walking his dog through a cemetery when he sees a woman.
"Morning!" she says.
"No" he replies, " Just walking the dog"
Makes me smile every time!
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04/24/2009 04:51:20 AM · #14 |
Or an old Uni joke:
How do you open a conversation with a person who has a BA in Media Studies?
"Big Mac and Fries please!"
I suppose it's not that funny if you do have a BA in Media Studies:)
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04/24/2009 08:04:16 AM · #15 |
| A tourist in Lima, Peru, saw a sign, "Beware, the llama spits." And he was. |
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04/24/2009 08:20:13 AM · #16 |
Originally posted by Pug-H:
A tourist in Lima, Peru, saw a sign, "Beware, the llama spits." And he was. |
I don't get it. |
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04/24/2009 11:15:11 AM · #17 |
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04/24/2009 11:17:42 AM · #18 |
Where does a general keep his armies?
In his sleevies! |
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04/24/2009 11:22:35 AM · #19 |
Originally posted by KarenNfld:
Originally posted by Pug-H:
A tourist in Lima, Peru, saw a sign, "Beware, the llama spits." And he was. |
I don't get it. |
Clearly you've never been to Peru.
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04/24/2009 11:24:07 AM · #20 |
What does the agnostic dyslexic insomniac do? Lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
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04/24/2009 11:24:34 AM · #21 |
Originally posted by vawendy:
Where does a general keep his armies?
In his sleevies! |
Bahahah, that one had me giggling like a school girl... a masculine school girl...
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04/24/2009 11:47:34 AM · #22 |
Originally posted by Strikeslip:
Originally posted by KarenNfld:
Originally posted by Pug-H:
A tourist in Lima, Peru, saw a sign, "Beware, the llama spits." And he was. |
I don't get it. |
Clearly you've never been to Peru. |
No, I haven't. Anyone want to explain the joke to me? |
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04/24/2009 12:15:39 PM · #23 |
Originally posted by KarenNfld:
Originally posted by Strikeslip:
Originally posted by KarenNfld:
Originally posted by Pug-H:
A tourist in Lima, Peru, saw a sign, "Beware, the llama spits." And he was. |
I don't get it. |
Clearly you've never been to Peru. |
No, I haven't. Anyone want to explain the joke to me? |
Explain it to me too. And use pictures. This is a photo site after all! :)
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04/24/2009 12:46:14 PM · #24 |
| I put the "sexy" in dyslexia |
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04/24/2009 12:49:27 PM · #25 |
Originally posted by keibo84:
I put the "sexy" in dyslexia |
ROFLMSOAO!!!!!
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