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04/20/2009 02:23:20 PM · #1 |
OKay, so thought it would be fun to have everyone to give out words of advice that they know.
Here is mine:
Never, EVER eat the fruit that has been soaking in vodka and red wine.
Off to go and curl into a ball somewhere dark |
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04/20/2009 02:27:28 PM · #2 |
| don't squat in an asparagus field. |
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04/20/2009 02:31:31 PM · #3 |
Originally posted by JulietNN:
OKay, so thought it would be fun to have everyone to give out words of advice that they know.
Here is mine:
Never, EVER eat the fruit that has been soaking in vodka and red wine.
Off to go and curl into a ball somewhere dark |
Maybe if it had just been soaking in vodka. Wine is gross :(
My advice is from Silent Bob in Clerks, "There's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you." |
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04/20/2009 02:31:54 PM · #4 |
| don't pick your nose on a bumpy road. |
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04/20/2009 02:33:39 PM · #5 |
Satchel Paige said "Never look back: someone might be gaining on you!" (Or words to that effect.)
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04/20/2009 02:33:46 PM · #6 |
Originally posted by karmat:
don't pick your nose on a bumpy road. |
ROFL! Yeah, the picture that paints!
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but don't pick your friends nose! |
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04/20/2009 02:36:05 PM · #7 |
| When you think you're done wiping, wipe once more. Just in case. |
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04/20/2009 02:46:26 PM · #8 |
| It doesn't cause any offence if you prick your finger in public, but don't rearrange the words and try to get away with it!! |
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04/20/2009 02:51:52 PM · #9 |
| Juliet, I'm still waiting for the book. You've got a bestseller just waiting to be published, you know. :-) |
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04/20/2009 02:57:25 PM · #10 |
Originally posted by Melethia:
Juliet, I'm still waiting for the book. You've got a bestseller just waiting to be published, you know. :-) |
LOL there will be a dull chapter, when I went down to see her ironically enough both of us had a great, uneventful and injury free time :)
I know! weird eh?
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04/20/2009 03:00:26 PM · #11 |
| Ditto Melethia!!! And now is the time when peoples need hilarity most. Like Auntie Mame, they will have to make a movie too. |
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04/20/2009 03:07:47 PM · #12 |
well, there was that one time that Dave shrieked like a little girl when he made me kill a spider the size of an ant.
But I will give him this, I had to pick up several lizards and decapitated mice and he didnt shriek at that.
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04/20/2009 03:10:37 PM · #13 |
Originally posted by JulietNN:
well, there was that one time that Dave shrieked like a little girl when he made me kill a spider the size of an ant.
But I will give him this, I had to pick up several lizards and decapitated mice and he didnt shriek at that. |
I warned you, I can handle anything pretty much other than those eight legged little freaks. Id sooner pet a rattle snake than a spider... |
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04/20/2009 03:12:32 PM · #14 |
It was a size of a bloody ant, if not smaller. I was not impressed at that point in your manly prowess!
But you did open all the doors to everywhere we went, so you made up for it in charm. !!!
Message edited by author 2009-04-20 15:13:04. |
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04/20/2009 03:19:39 PM · #15 |
Originally posted by JulietNN:
It was a size of a bloody ant, if not smaller. I was not impressed at that point in your manly prowess!
But you did open all the doors to everywhere we went, so you made up for it in charm. !!! |
as far as the spider goes, it dont matter how big or small they still freak me out, Ive been known to actually find the pellet rifle for anything over the size of a quarter. Im totaly screwed now that I dont have my cat or dog anymore to take the little bastards out...
The door thing is just my upbringing, from the old school cowboy side of the family :P |
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04/20/2009 03:27:29 PM · #16 |
Originally posted by dknourek:
The door thing is just my upbringing, from the old school cowboy side of the family :P |
San Francisco columnist Herb Caen reported this scene, back in the heyday of the Women's Lib movement ...
As a man holds a shop door open, a woman snaps at him "You don't have to hold that door just because I'm a lady!"
"I didn't," he replied, "I held it because I'm a gentleman." |
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04/20/2009 03:29:07 PM · #17 |
| that is a brilliant saying, love it |
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04/20/2009 03:54:43 PM · #18 |
| He who makes himself into a beast gets rid of the pain of being a man. |
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04/20/2009 03:54:52 PM · #19 |
| In Dave's defense, I once had to rescue a tiny little snake, about the size of an earthworm, from my big burly neighbor who was going to smash it with a shovel... I just picked it up and took it to my garden, poor thing! I can handle snakes. I can handle spiders outdoors. I do not much care for them indoors, however. |
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04/20/2009 03:58:37 PM · #20 |
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04/20/2009 04:04:27 PM · #21 |
| A number of years ago I was on the beach on the Oregon coast and found a stranded shark, tiger or sand I cant remember now but it was about 2 to 3 feet and in a small pool about 50 yards form the ocean. I ended up picking it up and putting it back in the ocean when people started looking for rocks and sticks to kill it... |
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04/20/2009 04:07:34 PM · #22 |
Originally posted by Kelli:
Originally posted by karmat:
don't pick your nose on a bumpy road. |
ROFL! Yeah, the picture that paints!
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but don't pick your friends nose! |
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04/20/2009 04:11:02 PM · #23 |
| Never lick a gift horse in the mouth. |
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04/20/2009 04:18:53 PM · #24 |
| Don't eat the yellow snow. |
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04/20/2009 04:31:46 PM · #25 |
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