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07/05/2007 09:22:37 PM · #1 |
A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks him, "why the long face?"
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07/05/2007 09:23:45 PM · #2 |
A ham sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve food here."
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07/05/2007 09:25:35 PM · #3 |
One of my sister's favourite jokes:
Jesus goes to an inn, throws some nails on the reception desk and says, "Can you put me up for the night?" |
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07/05/2007 09:26:39 PM · #4 |
A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." |
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07/05/2007 09:28:35 PM · #5 |
An amnesiac comes into a bar. He asks, "Do I come here often?"
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07/05/2007 09:30:34 PM · #6 |
A leprechaun walks into a bar. The bartender serves him and says, "That'll be $2.50." The leprechaun puts two dollar bills on the bar and starts walking away. The barkeep shouts, "You're a little short!"
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07/05/2007 09:32:13 PM · #7 |
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra.
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07/05/2007 09:33:15 PM · #8 |
A man walks into a bar ... ouch!
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07/05/2007 09:35:30 PM · #9 |
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a beer, and a mop." |
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07/05/2007 09:35:41 PM · #10 |
A photographer walks into a bar and takes a shot.
da dump dump....
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07/05/2007 09:35:50 PM · #11 |
Two guys walked into a bar, the third one ducked. |
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07/05/2007 09:39:45 PM · #12 |
Celine Dion walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So, why the long face?"
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07/05/2007 09:40:07 PM · #13 |
Originally posted by wavelength: Two guys walked into a bar, the third one ducked. |
our version lol
Two Sailors and a Marine are walking down the street, the Marine walks into a bar, the sailors duck. |
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07/05/2007 09:41:25 PM · #14 |
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sets the beer down and says, "For you, no charge!" |
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07/05/2007 09:48:04 PM · #15 |
A rope walks into a bar. Says the rope: "Do you serve ropes here?", and the bartender says: "'Fraid knot." |
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07/05/2007 09:55:34 PM · #16 |
An elephant walks into a bar. The bar crashes to the ground.
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07/05/2007 09:56:45 PM · #17 |
Originally posted by wavelength: A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sets the beer down and says, "For you, no charge!" |
A proton walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You sure?" The proton says, "I'm positive!" |
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07/05/2007 10:08:37 PM · #18 |
A mime walks into a bar...
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07/05/2007 10:09:47 PM · #19 |
Originally posted by ClubJuggle: A mime walks into a bar... |
Wouldn't that be an IMAGINARY bar? ;)
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07/05/2007 10:12:03 PM · #20 |
A bear stands in the door a bar, looking around for a long time. Finally, the bear comes in, sits down, and the bartender asks, "Why the big paws?" |
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07/05/2007 10:23:02 PM · #21 |
A giraffe walks into a bar and yells, "High balls are on me!"
Message edited by author 2007-07-05 22:23:14. |
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07/05/2007 10:25:03 PM · #22 |
"A naked blond walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says: 'I suppose you won't be needing a drink.' The naked lady says... "
What movie what's the next line? |
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07/05/2007 10:27:58 PM · #23 |
A gumshoe walks into a bar and asks the bar tender, "Have you seen Mike Rotch?"
The bartender turns to him and says, "No, Bill, but I've seen your sisters!" |
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07/05/2007 10:42:29 PM · #24 |
Originally posted by Elliottjms: "A naked blond walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says: 'I suppose you won't be needing a drink.' The naked lady says... "
What movie what's the next line? |
That's easy! "Breakfast Club"
And the next line..... "Ohhhh Sh*t" As Bender falls through the ceiling.
Message edited by author 2007-07-05 22:46:09. |
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07/05/2007 10:43:57 PM · #25 |
A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender says "Can I help you"? The duck says "Yeah, get this man off my ass". |
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