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10/20/2010 11:58:21 AM · #1 |
So I talk a fair amount and realized that I sometimes say things that would ONLY have another photographer nodding their heads in agreement and other people calling the cops;
So here are some gems, what are yours?
I am going to make the kids run around like fools then shoot them
If you blow the bunnies it should be fine
If I track him i can shoot him
She needs to do a chicken neck
I would do do Robbie Williams
If you hump it on the bag, it should stay still
Rapid fire works best on kids
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10/20/2010 12:12:43 PM · #2 |
The first and last should be used sparingly when within range of child protective services. :) |
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10/20/2010 12:38:26 PM · #3 |
I'm hoping to shoot the neighbor's dog next week. |
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10/20/2010 12:45:36 PM · #4 |
My husband and I were out in the middle of the street in our neighborhood. I was thinking of a chalk photo, but it was noon and the lighting was nasty. I was giving up and he started yelling:
"flash me, flash me, flash me!!"
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10/20/2010 12:45:51 PM · #5 |
I shot a girl last week on the railroad tracks. |
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10/20/2010 12:59:31 PM · #6 |
Is that RAW?
Let me shoot you?
Wow, that thing is impressive... 400mm you say?
Yes, I chimp.
That's a nice piece of glass.
DPChallenge... no... it has nothing to do with THAT... PERV!
Only a photographer would think a 40D is less impressive than a 5D.
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10/20/2010 01:03:35 PM · #7 |
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10/20/2010 01:22:01 PM · #8 |
A few weeks ago, I was contacted by a lady about a photo shoot. I couldn't do it and we went our ways.
This past weekend, I was in the store where she works. I walked and said, "Hey, how ya doing? Did you and Rodney ever find anyone to shoot you?"
The little old lady buying something jerked her head up and I thought she was about to fall over. THAT was funny. |
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10/20/2010 03:28:33 PM · #9 |
You know you're a photographer when it seems perfectly normal to see a beautiful young woman in a gorgeous wedding dress.........
.....Walk into a lake.
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10/20/2010 06:51:50 PM · #10 |
I am having trouble with models staying for a shoot as soon as I blurt out ... "Would you like to touch my Canon?"
Why would that be?
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10/20/2010 07:17:13 PM · #11 |
Originally posted by LVicari: I am having trouble with models staying for a shoot as soon as I blurt out ... "Would you like to touch my Canon?"
Why would that be? |
Only a photographer would tell the models... "No, you may not touch my Canon."
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10/21/2010 05:55:59 AM · #12 |
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10/21/2010 06:33:29 AM · #13 |
Let me buy a 7D, else we are finished, ok, carpets it is then.
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10/21/2010 08:56:32 AM · #14 |
"DPC has gone to hell in a handbasket"
"nobody ever comments"
"how could anyone rate this a 1?!"
"i'm a misunderstood genius"
"Ken Priest has a cute ass"
oh wait, this is things only a dpc photographer would say
Message edited by author 2010-10-21 08:56:57. |
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10/21/2010 09:39:42 AM · #15 |
Her best shot was in the bathroom |
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10/21/2010 09:40:31 AM · #16 |
"I've got sensor dust in my eyes" - me to my partner last week when I had some floating specs in my vision... |
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10/21/2010 10:04:43 AM · #17 |
I only took 1,000 shots on my day trip to the zoo.
Most people gasp when they hear that number! :O |
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10/21/2010 11:08:29 AM · #18 |
"Please step back if you don't want me to cut your legs !" |
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10/21/2010 11:12:35 AM · #19 |
"I love drive by shootings"
- taking photos from a moving car :)
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10/21/2010 11:22:02 AM · #20 |
I wanna shoot you with my Canon. Just stay still |
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10/21/2010 12:05:01 PM · #21 |
Hilarious thread!
"I'd like to shoot THAT" |
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10/21/2010 02:58:37 PM · #22 |
I took 16 thousand pictures during the airshow (people always ask how many I took...The actual number was a few hundred over 16K but at that point...does it really matter?)
Wait, I have to put it in idiot mode (I said this and then realized I actually said it when handing it to a family member! NOT GOOD)
My arms hurt from holding my canon all day...
My Legs are killing me... I guess I am going to use the zoom lens from this point on.
Message edited by author 2010-10-21 15:08:08.
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10/21/2010 03:02:37 PM · #23 |
"if you want it to be shallow, open wide." |
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10/21/2010 03:05:24 PM · #24 |
"my 100mm goes down to 1.02 inches!" |
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10/21/2010 03:13:09 PM · #25 |
We won't canonize a nikonist ! |
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