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11/08/2013 02:15:11 PM · #1 |
| 1) pack for a week in less than 5 minutes, with confidence he has all he needs in the bag |
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11/08/2013 02:22:29 PM · #2 |
| Wait until she is putting her earings on before getting off the couch when you are going somewhere that requires formal attire. Then be waiting fully dressed and groomed at the door before she ready to go. |
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11/08/2013 02:23:32 PM · #3 |
| Just about anything I do? |
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11/08/2013 02:25:40 PM · #4 |
| If you're busy with something while she's talking, pay just enough attention to recite the highlights of her story when she asks, "are you even listening?" |
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11/08/2013 02:36:27 PM · #5 |
Ask does she REALLY need a new dress or new shoes for EVERY occassion.
Apparently using them twice is just silly. |
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11/08/2013 02:37:19 PM · #6 |
| Pack for a week and be able to fit your bag in the overhead compartment of the airplane. |
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11/08/2013 02:56:01 PM · #7 |
A couple weeks ago I told my wife I was experiencing some numbness in my lower arms for 2 weeks or so. BTW she is studying to go into the medical field.
The next week had me putting about 2 1/2 days into all the 50+ year old tests, and guys I mean "all the 50+ tests".
I will never make that mistake again!! |
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11/08/2013 02:56:03 PM · #8 |
| Tell her I can't find something. According to her I don't move anything to look. |
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11/08/2013 02:59:00 PM · #9 |
Originally posted by BrennanOB:
Wait until she is putting her earings on before getting off the couch when you are going somewhere that requires formal attire. Then be waiting fully dressed and groomed at the door before she ready to go. |
This describes my part of my relationship perfectly. Except it doesn't piss her off, it pisses me off because I still end up waiting for her! |
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11/08/2013 03:20:05 PM · #10 |
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11/08/2013 03:21:40 PM · #11 |
- Hear, but don't listen!
- Fail to do what she thinks you ought to do!
- Do what she thinks you shouldn't do!
- Be in her line of sight when Aunt Flo is in town!
- show too much emotion!
- don't show enough emotion
- spend too much time in front of the computer
- don't have the most recent family photos on the sharing site because you're trying not to spend so much time in front of the computer!
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11/08/2013 03:36:39 PM · #12 |
| I think the fun of my relationship with my wife is really never knowing what pisses her off until after I have done it. Afterward, I am painfully aware of my offending behavior. |
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11/08/2013 03:38:10 PM · #13 |
NOT helping with laundry
HELPING with the laundry |
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11/08/2013 03:44:26 PM · #14 |
| Ask "Do you really need to wash and blowdry your hair and put makeup on just to go to the grocery store" |
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11/08/2013 03:49:02 PM · #15 |
While she's at work and you're on break...:
Clean out her underwear drawer and her closet.
Bring clothes that you think she doesn't wear anymore to Goodwill.
Instead of apologizing for what you did wrong, say "I'm sorry you're mad." |
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11/08/2013 03:56:28 PM · #16 |
Originally posted by MarkB:
NOT helping with laundry
HELPING with the laundry |
This wins. |
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11/08/2013 03:59:45 PM · #17 |
Originally posted by cynthiann:
While she's at work and you're on break...:
Clean out her underwear drawer and her closet.
Bring clothes that you think she doesn't wear anymore to Goodwill.
Instead of apologizing for what you did wrong, say "I'm sorry you're mad." |
this really happened? |
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11/08/2013 04:11:15 PM · #18 |
Originally posted by blindjustice:
Originally posted by cynthiann:
While she's at work and you're on break...:
Clean out her underwear drawer and her closet.
Bring clothes that you think she doesn't wear anymore to Goodwill.
Instead of apologizing for what you did wrong, say "I'm sorry you're mad." |
this really happened? |
lol, yeah, he's still alive too :) But he'll never do it again... I promise. |
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11/08/2013 04:21:50 PM · #19 |
Originally posted by see:
and guys I mean "all the 50+ tests". |
"You're going to insert that camera where again?!?" |
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11/08/2013 04:29:38 PM · #20 |
Originally posted by kudzu:
Originally posted by see:
and guys I mean "all the 50+ tests". |
"You're going to insert that camera where again?!?" |
I'm pretty sure it was a freight train |
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11/08/2013 04:47:21 PM · #21 |
| Did she at least use gloves? |
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11/08/2013 05:11:52 PM · #22 |
Originally posted by EL-ROI:
- Hear, but don't listen!
- Fail to do what she thinks you ought to do!
- Do what she thinks you shouldn't do!
- Be in her line of sight when Aunt Flo is in town!
- show too much emotion!... |
Yep...
...uhm....as in intentionally piss her off?! Does the OP have a death wish?!
Message edited by author 2013-11-08 17:15:56. |
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11/08/2013 06:01:56 PM · #23 |
Originally posted by cynthiann:
Originally posted by blindjustice:
Originally posted by cynthiann:
While she's at work and you're on break...:
Clean out her underwear drawer and her closet.
Bring clothes that you think she doesn't wear anymore to Goodwill.
Instead of apologizing for what you did wrong, say "I'm sorry you're mad." |
this really happened? |
lol, yeah, he's still alive too :) But he'll never do it again... I promise. |
Wow. This is something that would never ever cross my mind to do. Hell I don't even clean out my own underwear drawer... That probably pisses off the wife too!
Funny story though... First week of marriage just home from the honeymoon, I moved in to her house. I thought I would impress her by thoroughly cleaning the bathroom. I spent over an hour cleaning from ceiling to baseboards. She got mad because she felt I was insinuating she didn't know how to clean... From that point on I knew my life was never going to be the same again.
Message edited by author 2013-11-08 18:03:13. |
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11/08/2013 06:05:37 PM · #24 |
| Buy her a set of pots and pans the first Christmas you live together. |
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11/08/2013 06:12:06 PM · #25 |
If you guys REALLY have a deathwish and REALLY want to piss off the wife, do this:
Night one: Stack dirty dishes in the sink and promise to do them the next night;
Night two: Run soapy lukewarm water in sink and leave dishes in that. Promise to do them the next night; meantime they're *soaking*, right?
Night three: Either *forget* to do dishes, or feign tiredness or trot out the ever-popular 'Well I work full-time and you *only* work part-time running your own business, you should be doing more stuff at home.' Conveniently forget that wife OWNS the house in which you live.
Night four: Do dishes during last half-hour before moving van arrives and ten minutes before you call your parents to tell them that you're moving back into their basement. |
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