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09/07/2011 01:11:37 PM · #1 |
according to Wikipedia:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?" |
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09/07/2011 01:56:10 PM · #2 |
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09/07/2011 02:08:40 PM · #3 |
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09/07/2011 02:40:29 PM · #4 |
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09/07/2011 03:10:09 PM · #5 |
I still prefer the early leader in this "competition" ...
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes wakes Watson up.
"Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce."
Watson says, "I see millions of stars, and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life."
Holmes replies: "Watson, you idiot, somebody has stolen our tent!"
Wikipedia article on world's funniest joke. |
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09/07/2011 04:06:43 PM · #6 |
It's all in the delivery I think....
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeGZkxp5yoM
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09/07/2011 05:52:13 PM · #7 |
I loved also the best one in the UK:
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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09/07/2011 06:20:16 PM · #8 |
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