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03/22/2008 07:19:30 AM · #26 |
| 'Leave the gun, take the cannoli.' Clemenza (Richard S. Castellano) The Godfather. |
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03/22/2008 07:35:03 AM · #27 |
| Good Will Hunting- "Do you like apples?" "sure" "I got her number, how do you like them apples?" |
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03/22/2008 08:11:26 AM · #28 |
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a f**king big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of f**king fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the f**k you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing f**king junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, f**ked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
-Trainspotting (narrative)
=) Not exactly a oneliner, but a monologue... |
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03/22/2008 08:31:05 AM · #29 |
"Go ahead... laugh it up fuzzball" Harrison Ford as Han Solo Star Wars - The Empire Strikes Back
"What a wonderful smell you've discovered!" Harrison Ford as Han Solo Star Wars - A New Hope |
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03/22/2008 08:35:15 AM · #30 |
| "Come out come out wherever you are" monologue by Robert DeNiro as Max Cady Cape Fear |
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03/22/2008 08:39:15 AM · #31 |
| "No, this cannot be, this not knowing what you're worth, this not begin with you. My mother not know her worth until too late - too late for her, but not for me. Now we will see if not too late for you, hmm?" - An Mei, Joy Luck Club |
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03/22/2008 08:42:08 AM · #32 |
Juliette Janson: To define myself, one word: indifference.
Narrator: Our thoughts are not the substance of reality, but its shadow.
Narrator: Objects exist, and if we pay them more attention than we do people, it is because they exist more than those people. Dead objects live on. Living people are often dead already.
Robert: People never really talk in films. I'd like to try with you.
Narrator: If you can't afford LSD, try colour TV.
- 2 ou 3 choses que je sais d'elle, godard
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03/22/2008 08:55:26 AM · #33 |
' I don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper. It does just fine by itself'
national lampoons vacation.
Message edited by author 2008-03-22 08:55:34.
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03/22/2008 09:03:25 AM · #34 |
You motor-boatin' son of a b****
Red seven, red seven, red seven!
You're projecting...stop projecting on me!
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03/22/2008 09:17:19 AM · #35 |
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." - Don Vito Corleone in "The Godfather"
Not a movie one-liner but a classic nonetheless: "I'm master of my domain." - Seinfeld
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03/22/2008 09:24:37 AM · #36 |
The Princess Bride
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."
"Once word leaks out that a pirate has gone soft, then its nothing but work, work, work all the time."
"You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles."
"He's right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using." |
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03/22/2008 09:33:18 AM · #37 |
As only Jack Nicholson can deliver.
Heeere's JOHNNY!
The shining. |
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03/22/2008 09:35:02 AM · #38 |
"Ok, so she's a dog"
Ghostbusters :)
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03/22/2008 09:46:38 AM · #39 |
| Excuse me sir, I want to spank your bald head and lick it. - High Fidelity |
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03/22/2008 09:53:06 AM · #40 |
"You only live twice, Mr. Bond."
Main bad guy from the Bond movie "Your Only Live Twice". |
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03/22/2008 09:54:16 AM · #41 |
Johnny Cammareri: "In time you will see that this is the best thing."
Loretta Castorini: "In time you'll drop dead and I'll come to your funeral in a red dress!"
Moonstruck
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03/22/2008 09:55:30 AM · #42 |
| every line from "Better Off Dead" and "Cannonball Run" |
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03/22/2008 10:29:43 AM · #43 |
No queestion:
"If it bleeds, we can kill it"
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03/22/2008 10:51:07 AM · #44 |
"Don't tug on that, you never know what it might be attached to."
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension (1984)
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03/22/2008 11:01:40 AM · #45 |
"I'll be your huckleberry"
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03/22/2008 11:13:35 AM · #46 |
Pirates Of The Caribbean, Jack Sparrow "But, why is the rum gone?"
Steel Magnolias Ouiser Boudreaux "You are too twisted for color TV"
Message edited by author 2008-03-22 11:18:55. |
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03/22/2008 11:18:55 AM · #47 |
From the movie "Cars" by Mater, "To not to."
Yes I'm a parent, can you tell. |
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03/22/2008 11:43:53 AM · #48 |
Sorry these aren't short one liners, but they are some of my favorite lines in "Full Metal Jacket".
Clip of movie
1) Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!
2)Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few marines! God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?
3)If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?
4)Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing. I will PT you all until you fucking die. I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.
Message edited by author 2008-03-22 11:47:17.
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03/22/2008 11:49:05 AM · #49 |
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die. "
Princess Bride |
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03/22/2008 11:49:58 AM · #50 |
Here's a couple more from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who
I do say this one all the time and my wife hates me for it.
King Arthur: One, two, five!
Sir Galahad: Three sir!
King Arthur: THREE!
The password is Nipple. from cable guy. |
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