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03/29/2006 12:38:01 PM · #1
Has anyone noticed?

DPChallenge tends to improve sex.

I don't know how,.... it is a little weird,....and uncomfortable.

I need a drink,.... and a condem.
03/29/2006 12:40:17 PM · #2
Just when I thought I'd seen it all here, someone comes along with something completely different...

If I ever find myself a new girlfriend, I'll keep this in mind ;)
03/29/2006 12:59:19 PM · #3
I hadn't noticed any real direct corelation, regarding sexual improvement but I will admit that I occasionally shout out "DPC...DPC...DPC" during sex.

...but admit it, which one of us doesn't?

Message edited by author 2006-03-29 13:40:59.
03/29/2006 01:01:51 PM · #4
Hrm, maybe I need to start participating in challenges again. I could do with a boost in my ... uhm... photography! :P
03/29/2006 01:18:09 PM · #5
You been snooping around Dr. Jones' portfolio again, haven't you? :-)
03/29/2006 01:26:09 PM · #6
Originally posted by Telehubbie:

You been snooping around Dr. Jones' portfolio again, haven't you? :-)


OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
03/30/2006 12:48:58 AM · #7
DPC is the viagra of the internet, or something like that.

Message edited by author 2006-03-30 00:50:20.
03/30/2006 12:52:21 AM · #8
Hmmmmmmmmmmm... was thinking of starting my own construction company... Maybe calling it Viagra Construction....... our corporate logo.. Erections R Us... might just work.
03/30/2006 01:21:11 AM · #9
All I know is that I never had a woody before DPC and since joining, I have had at least 12 woodies.

Caution: DPC side effects may include uncontrollable urges to purchase expensive equipment, long hours online, constant clicking of the update button and an inexplicable propensity to smear cheese, peanut butter or other substances on your body. Consult your therapist before purchasing a membership.

edit to add: If you experience a woody lasting longer than 4 weeks, please send it to me - mine are typically destroyed by fire within 10 days.


Message edited by author 2006-03-30 01:22:49.
03/30/2006 01:58:56 AM · #10
hmmmm, you might be on to something there.

...now, if I could just get my wife to spend some time on here!!! :-O
03/30/2006 08:28:35 AM · #11
bumped into the computer while DPC was on and now I too have my woody.
03/30/2006 09:51:05 PM · #12
Originally posted by RayEthier:

our corporate logo.. Erections R Us... might just work.


"We get it up faster than everyone else"
03/30/2006 10:07:23 PM · #13
"The competition is stiff, but we're even stiffer!"
03/30/2006 10:16:54 PM · #14
Do you happen to use Rigid tools? (on a sidenote, I reallllly think this company is missing out in their advertising. They should have a whole ad campaign aimed at women handy-...persons. I mean, what woman doesn't love a Rigid tool???)
04/04/2006 11:13:40 AM · #15
Originally posted by RayEthier:

Hmmmmmmmmmmm... was thinking of starting my own construction company... Maybe calling it Viagra Construction....... our corporate logo.. Erections R Us... might just work.


"No one can beat our erections"
04/04/2006 11:53:28 AM · #16
Originally posted by BeeCee:

Do you happen to use Rigid tools? (on a sidenote, I reallllly think this company is missing out in their advertising. They should have a whole ad campaign aimed at women handy-...persons. I mean, what woman doesn't love a Rigid tool???)


Ridge Tool Company is the manufacturer of "Ridgid" tools; note the "d"...

Rigid and ridged, what more could you ask for?

Double entendrés R us...

R.
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