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04/12/2005 01:40:13 AM · #1
Thought I'd post this in a new thread since most might pass it over in its original thread and since I spent a good 45 minutes putting it together and didn't want it to go to waste...

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The lead story's context is actually from this thread, in case you don't get it. Some of the other references are from some recent thread activity, recent challenges, and some of it is just made up (just like in the real tabloids). Please don't hire skiprow to sue me for using some of your images without permission. :)

I'll try and publish one once a month on DPC topical issues unless I get a barrage of hate mail. In that case I'll publish weekly. :D
04/12/2005 01:44:48 AM · #2
Oh gawd yer killing me. Karma says "Hire Skip and sue PRIEST's ass off, I'm tired of this wagon-thingy! Why can't I be like the other dogs?" She wouldn't shut up until I threatened to strangle her with Bruiser's pink boa, not even when I pointed out (very logically, I thoight) that Stanley doesn't even have a BODY, he's just a head-on-a-stick...

Robt.
04/12/2005 01:44:52 AM · #3
funny, well done, can i read the inside?
04/12/2005 01:46:01 AM · #4
OK. I'm in tears - ROFLMAO!!!

Not only are you too good at that, you are DANGEROUS!
Dang - need to go change my skivvies now dammit!
:)
04/12/2005 01:46:21 AM · #5
What fun! I've got an enquiring mind and loved your "magazine"!
04/12/2005 02:09:58 AM · #6
Originally posted by bear_music:

Stanley doesn't even have a BODY, he's just a head-on-a-stick...


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Holy crap! You're right - it's a pool cue! Just the scoop I need for the next issue!
04/12/2005 02:18:43 AM · #7
Originally posted by goodman:

funny, well done, can i read the inside?


You just need to subscribe. Subscriptions are $199.99 per week based on 10 year annual agreements. Just fill out this form and mail it in with your payment.
04/12/2005 02:22:42 AM · #8
Originally posted by kpriest:

Originally posted by goodman:

funny, well done, can i read the inside?


You just need to subscribe. Subscriptions are $199.99 per week based on 10 year annual agreements. Just fill out this form and mail it in with your payment.


I can't seem to read the fine print... Hey wait, it's all fine print... And it's only 199.99 a week? I'm waiting for the but wait if you order in the next five minutes...
04/12/2005 02:25:13 AM · #9
You seriously have WAY TOO MUCH time on your hands - LOL.
You are about as strange a person as I am, and I mean that in a good way!

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04/12/2005 02:42:21 AM · #10
Originally posted by TooCool:

I'm waiting for the but wait if you order in the next five minutes...


You asked for it...
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04/12/2005 02:47:13 AM · #11
Originally posted by BradP:

You seriously have WAY TOO MUCH time on your hands - LOL.


This was my response last time someone told me that:
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04/12/2005 06:40:52 AM · #12
Originally posted by kpriest:

Please don't hire skiprow to sue me for using some of your images without permission. :)

ken, you're killing me. i've got enough problems of my own to be worrying about suing you, just from this image alone
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check the comment to see what i'm talking about ;-)

Message edited by author 2005-04-12 07:17:36.
04/12/2005 06:46:02 AM · #13
Somebody get this man a digital art challenge.... it's an emergency!
04/12/2005 06:48:50 AM · #14
Very Kewl!
04/12/2005 07:28:49 AM · #15
Very cool
04/12/2005 08:14:10 AM · #16
Ken - I love it! Very, very cool. You're the MAN!!! ;^)

Now I need to print a copy to show the dirt writer - better hire Skip, thinking she may holler "Slanderous!". He-he...
04/12/2005 08:34:10 AM · #17
Funny stuff Ken!
04/12/2005 08:57:51 AM · #18
OMG! WTF? ROFL! ...and other expletive acronyms!

Mr. Priest, I can only fantasize about being on the same level of funny as you! I aspire and bow to your greatness! Thanks for the laughs! I think I love you!

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04/12/2005 12:47:47 PM · #19
Originally posted by skiprow:

Originally posted by kpriest:

Please don't hire skiprow to sue me for using some of your images without permission. :)

ken, you're killing me. i've got enough problems of my own to be worrying about suing you, just from this image alone
165289.jpg
check the comment to see what i'm talking about ;-)


Skip - I left you a brief critique on the photo. :)
04/12/2005 01:14:47 PM · #20
Thanks for the entertainment!
04/12/2005 01:30:49 PM · #21
What a riot! This is the funniest post I've seen in the two years I've been hanging out here!
Very talented, kpriest. You're a funny guy!
04/12/2005 01:32:28 PM · #22
poor karma!!!
04/12/2005 01:51:14 PM · #23
Poor Karma indeed... she's humiliated...

R.
04/12/2005 01:59:18 PM · #24
You (kpriest) are a funny funny man. That image may be the funniest thing I have seen on this site to date. Make more, many many more.

oh, and thanks for the laugh.
04/12/2005 02:18:53 PM · #25
LOL ,agreed ,I think he should start his own thread to entertain us.:)
Originally posted by phreakon:

You (kpriest) are a funny funny man. That image may be the funniest thing I have seen on this site to date. Make more, many many more.

oh, and thanks for the laugh.
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