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06/08/2015 06:48:11 AM · #1
A-Team -- you're going down!!

(ok, that was a lame start to it, but I'm sleepy. And how can I be confident with a challenge like road signs??)
06/08/2015 07:47:26 AM · #2
bhaaaaaaaaaaa *hands Wendy coffee*

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Road signs, A cop pulls over a carload of nuns.

Cop: "Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway -- why are you going so slow?"

Sister: "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65."

Cop: "Oh sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you're on!

Sister: Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful.

At this point the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling.

Cop: Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They're shaking something terrible.

Sister: Oh, we just got off of highway 119.

Message edited by author 2015-06-08 07:51:06.
06/08/2015 09:58:38 AM · #3
In good old Unhygenix style, we do propose to SMITE a COUNCIL member or two with our CARP's road sinage..

06/08/2015 10:46:04 AM · #4
Spleen is going to limbo under the Underground. Tally me banana.
06/08/2015 01:26:48 PM · #5
Daylight come and me wanna stop sign!
06/08/2015 01:31:41 PM · #6
Originally posted by skewsme:

Spleen is going to limbo under the Underground. Tally me banana.

The Rupture is coming.
06/08/2015 02:52:04 PM · #7
but first the megalosplenia
06/08/2015 03:04:41 PM · #8
Stop going thru my trash!!!!!
06/08/2015 04:44:09 PM · #9
Originally posted by vawendy:

A-Team -- you're going down!!



Oh... you'd LIKE that, wouldn't you. :)
06/08/2015 05:14:07 PM · #10
My husband takes the trash out....just say'n
06/08/2015 06:38:43 PM · #11
Originally posted by herfotoman:

In good old Unhygenix style, we do propose to SMITE a COUNCIL member or two with our CARP's road sinage..

You guys are gonna SIN on public ROADS? Gawd bless and good luck!
06/08/2015 11:43:01 PM · #12
better to sin than to ask to have deer crossing signs removed

why are we encouraging deer to cross the interstate?

Message edited by author 2015-06-08 23:48:11.
06/09/2015 01:09:06 AM · #13
Originally posted by jgirl57:

better to sin than to ask to have deer crossing signs removed

why are we encouraging deer to cross the interstate?


That must be a skit - I would so love it to be real!
06/09/2015 06:42:49 AM · #14
Originally posted by SaraR:

Originally posted by jgirl57:

better to sin than to ask to have deer crossing signs removed

why are we encouraging deer to cross the interstate?


That must be a skit - I would so love it to be real!


It is real.
06/09/2015 08:35:55 AM · #15
Originally posted by vawendy:

Originally posted by SaraR:

Originally posted by jgirl57:

better to sin than to ask to have deer crossing signs removed

why are we encouraging deer to cross the interstate?


That must be a skit - I would so love it to be real!


It is real.


It cant be real, really? I mean seriously? That poor woman... =)
06/09/2015 08:55:13 AM · #16
Originally posted by PHOTOKID:

Originally posted by vawendy:

Originally posted by SaraR:

Originally posted by jgirl57:

better to sin than to ask to have deer crossing signs removed

why are we encouraging deer to cross the interstate?


That must be a skit - I would so love it to be real!


It is real.


It cant be real, really? I mean seriously? That poor woman... =)

It can be real. People are stupid. If you can't see that, chances are you're on the wrong side of the IQ line. (yes, I know they can also be intelligent, inventive, romantic and lots of other adjectives, but People really shine when it comes to being stupid).
Thankfully, nobody on the Longshots has to worry about being stupid; we joined the winning team! ;p
(to paraphrase Spork on Oh So Many "Last Wins" posts - even if we're not the all-time champions, we're still #Winning when we're here)
06/09/2015 12:37:47 PM · #17
Ok, so looks like I have to say bad things about Bokeh Nights since they are our first opponent.....Ok here goes: People on Bokeh Nights don't bag the poop when they walk their dogs, and they have questionable taste in camera strap fashion.
06/09/2015 01:06:01 PM · #18
Coming into DPL, I had the lowest percentile (not counting the people who failed to qualify for a score with 0's) over the past 10 challenges.
Any time I score better than Anybody during a DPL challenge, you can look in the mirror and say "I was beat by the Worst photographer (statistically) in the challenge".
How's that for some DPL Trash talk? :-p
06/09/2015 01:36:50 PM · #19
Originally posted by smardaz:

Ok, so looks like I have to say bad things about Bokeh Nights since they are our first opponent.....Ok here goes: People on Bokeh Nights don't bag the poop when they walk their dogs, and they have questionable taste in camera strap fashion.


Oh, its like that is it?

Well, as we wear our Normcore-styled, oldschool hippie multi-colored camera straps on our dog walks, and as the stink rises from unscooped dog-scat, we are then reminded of the portfolios of our competitors, the underachievers. So good luck!
06/09/2015 01:59:42 PM · #20
Originally posted by blindjustice:

Originally posted by smardaz:

Ok, so looks like I have to say bad things about Bokeh Nights since they are our first opponent.....Ok here goes: People on Bokeh Nights don't bag the poop when they walk their dogs, and they have questionable taste in camera strap fashion.


Oh, its like that is it?

Well, as we wear our Normcore-styled, oldschool hippie multi-colored camera straps on our dog walks, and as the stink rises from unscooped dog-scat, we are then reminded of the portfolios of our competitors, the underachievers. So good luck!


LOL, touche!
06/09/2015 02:17:46 PM · #21
Originally posted by RyanW:

...People really shine when it comes to being stupid.

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06/09/2015 02:17:49 PM · #22
You're smelling up the room Bokeh Nights...

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06/09/2015 02:23:05 PM · #23
It smells less when fossilized ... Copyrighted_Image_Reuse_Prohibited_801774.jpg
06/10/2015 01:21:36 PM · #24
naaa I heard they make pretty good cupcakes

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06/10/2015 11:45:12 PM · #25
Originally posted by GeneralE:

It smells less when fossilized ... Copyrighted_Image_Reuse_Prohibited_801774.jpg


It has come to this?
There will certainly be much turd polishing going on during this round.
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