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05/06/2013 07:34:34 PM · #1 |
Dodge & The Burnouts Fan Club, TPL 2013
Sign up here.
We are reaching out for your support in the upcoming photo battle royale against The Naked Pedestrians in the grande finale of TPL 2013.
As you may or may not know, The Naked Pestrians went undefeated, and attained a perfect attendance record, acheiving a perfect score of 24.5 in the Western League, aka the Hollywood of TPL. The rag-tag crew, Dodge & The Burnouts, barely made it to The Final, with a dismal record including two ties and a loss in the Eastern League, aka the ghetto of the TPL.
Sadly, Dodge & The Burnouts is a team better known for its drunken trash-talking and poor grammar and spellig than for photography. Their team threads have a narrow topic range. Subjects from: why won't our wives fool around with us, to... advanced masturbation techniques.
The Naked Pedestrians, in all their perfection, are not in need of validation. They are the good looking jock, who always bullied you in high school, or the hot chick who was way out of your league. They are the guy you ogled for his awesome physique (jagar) in the shower after gym class, and sometimes dreamed about and woke up with wet sheets. However, Dodge & The Burnouts desperately need a reason to continue their sad existance.
Bohemka is a stay at home dad, and his nipples are chapped from repeated attempts at breast feeding.
Damon struggles with basic HTML and UBB code, as if you didn't already know that (forum signature).
Garry is constantly looking for any excuse to chat about STDs and his desire to collect enough to be in The Guinness Book of Records.
Tome is the only English speaking person in Macedonia, and would be very lonely if it weren't for his heard of sheep.
Bhuge looks like the cover of Mad Magazine and lives in a town called Beaverton... have you ever been down on to Beaverton?
Dodge & The Burnouts can use all the help they can get, so please, find the phone numbers of Naked Pedestrians members, and ring them up as often as possible to disrupt their lives and ability to shoot for the upcoming Finale Challenges. If you live near any of them, a burning bag of dog poo on the doorstep might be a good idea. If you work for any municipal department in their neighborhoods, it would be really cool if you could shut down their electricity, and or internet... that would be awesome and much appreciated.
Because Langdon and I are besties, he has promised a lifetime DPC membership to anybody joining the Dodge & The Burnouts Fan Club!
We need your help. Isn't it obvious?
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05/06/2013 07:36:47 PM · #2 |
I'm in! Definitely!
eta: Ooh look! I'm the first official member! Woohoo :)
Message edited by author 2013-05-06 19:38:13. |
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05/06/2013 07:42:29 PM · #3 |
Oh sure, now you want to join the fan club. Where were you last week, oh that's right kicking our butts in week seven! I smell a spy.
Originally posted by pamb:
I'm in! Definitely!
eta: Ooh look! I'm the first official member! Woohoo :) |
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05/06/2013 07:47:06 PM · #4 |
Originally posted by Strikeslip:
Damon struggles with basic HTML and UBB code, as if you didn't already know that (forum signature).
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Thats bullcrap someone deleted the thumb, how do you do it again!! |
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05/06/2013 07:49:22 PM · #5 |
| So you made it all the way with only five active members? Now I AM impressed! |
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05/06/2013 07:51:22 PM · #6 |
Slippy's bio just has a bunch of horse sex in it. Best not to even post it.
Originally posted by nam:
So you made it all the way with only five active members? Now I AM impressed! |
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05/06/2013 08:16:40 PM · #7 |
I'll be a cheerleader if you pay me. I really need the money.
PS...I'm kind of old and overweight but I have a good set of lungs!
Message edited by author 2013-05-06 20:18:10. |
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05/06/2013 08:30:36 PM · #8 |
Originally posted by Strikeslip:
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Tome is the only English speaking person in Macedonia, and would be very lonely if it weren't for his heard of sheep.
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And I'll bet he can spell "herd" |
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05/06/2013 08:40:48 PM · #9 |
| I think you need to do a writeup for the Naked Pedestrians. This is pretty awesome. |
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05/06/2013 08:54:04 PM · #10 |
Originally posted by nam:
Originally posted by Strikeslip:
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Tome is the only English speaking person in Macedonia, and would be very lonely if it weren't for his heard of sheep.
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And I'll bet he can spell "herd" |
Case in point, his English is even better than a Canadian's!
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05/06/2013 08:56:00 PM · #11 |
Originally posted by colorcarnival:
I think you need to do a writeup for the Naked Pedestrians. This is pretty awesome. |
The Naked Pedestrians are the guy who walks down the beach and kicks sand in your face. They must be stopped!
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05/06/2013 08:58:26 PM · #12 |
I am shocked Slippy and frankly disappointed in you as a fellow Ontarian. Do you not know that everyone is already cheering for The Dodge and Burnouts? What you should have asked is who is NOT in the fan club. The D&B should know that the fine fine fine print says by not declaring your dissatisfaction in a 1000 word essay dated May 6, 2013 and legally filed with the D&B you are automatically a member of the growing fan club.
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05/06/2013 09:01:21 PM · #13 |
I'm the STD collector??!! I'll have you know, you were the one who got the drips&burns from a hedonistic night out in Detroit, oh Captain Slippy.
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05/06/2013 09:09:00 PM · #14 |
Originally posted by Garry:
I'm the STD collector??!! I'll have you know, you were the one who got the drips&burns from a hedonistic night out in Detroit, oh Captain Slippy. |
The part of the team name, "Burnouts", is in honour of what you feel when you pee.
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05/06/2013 09:12:28 PM · #15 |
Originally posted by Strikeslip:
Originally posted by colorcarnival:
I think you need to do a writeup for the Naked Pedestrians. This is pretty awesome. |
The Naked Pedestrians are the guy who walks down the beach and kicks sand in your face. They must be stopped! |
Message edited by author 2013-05-06 21:14:15. |
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05/06/2013 10:02:59 PM · #16 |
Barack Obama supports Dodge & The Burnouts.
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05/06/2013 10:17:08 PM · #17 |
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05/06/2013 10:31:37 PM · #18 |
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05/06/2013 10:32:13 PM · #19 |
Bring on the GIFs brutha! My team is all about the GIFs !
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05/06/2013 10:34:26 PM · #20 |
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05/06/2013 10:39:54 PM · #21 |
Originally posted by Strikeslip:
Bring on the GIFs brutha! My team is all about the GIFs ! |
Careful, we have multi-talented friends.
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05/06/2013 11:56:05 PM · #22 |
As a member of the only team to really frighten 'Dodge and the Lugnuts' (that would be Elysium), I throw my support behind the underdogs in the upcoming playoffs. Except for Slippy of course, affectionately know in DPC land as the fickle finger of fate. He'll have to pull his own weight.
You're the best, the fastest, the most dangerous. Show me you stuff in the playoffs. I can make you better! Think of me as the Goose to your Maverick. Wait; Goose died. Think of me as the Charlie opposite your Maverick. Wait; she was hot. I know, think of me as Viper - resurrecting your reputation as photographers.
Let Top Gun begin!
May the odds be ever in your favor!
Message edited by author 2013-05-06 23:57:19. |
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05/07/2013 12:03:25 AM · #23 |
Thanks for the support Doc but I would have preferred this video in honor of Goose :)
Message edited by author 2013-05-07 00:03:46. |
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05/07/2013 09:45:43 AM · #24 |
Originally posted by Strikeslip:
Barack Obama supports Dodge & The Burnouts. |
Well... that does it for me...
Go Naked! |
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05/07/2013 10:03:35 AM · #25 |
I'm a little confused as to what you are asking of the voting membership. Do you want us to vote artifically high on your teams entries? Or, do you want us to suppress the scores of your competition? Or, both?
Message edited by author 2013-05-07 10:03:59. |
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