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Canon EF 24-70mm f/2.8L USM

02/26/2008 02:37:50 PM · #1

Yet another case of discrimination against young, moderately attractive white women. Our history is paved with the stories of heroes like these.

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doctornick

Apple iPhone 13 Pro

02/26/2008 02:23:28 PM · #2

Can you spell D.E.L.U.S.I.O.N.A.L???

HeiSch

Canon EF 24-70mm f/2.8L USM

02/26/2008 02:00:09 PM · #3

Oh, and use the handle of the knife you smuggled on board. This way the banging is louder and you will be heard

Originally posted by Spazmo99:

Originally posted by Gordon:
I'm going to demand drinks as soon as I get on the plane. If they refuse I'll ask if it's because I'm too pretty. I'm sure it'll go down well.

Make sure you go pound angrily on the cockpit door and demand to see the captain too.

Spork99

Canon EOS M6 Mk II

Canon EF-M 22mm STM Lens

02/26/2008 01:51:50 PM · #4

Originally posted by Gordon:

I'm going to demand drinks as soon as I get on the plane. If they refuse I'll ask if it's because I'm too pretty. I'm sure it'll go down well.

Make sure you go pound angrily on the cockpit door and demand to see the captain too.

Nikon AF Nikkor 50mm f/1.8D

02/26/2008 01:51:19 PM · #5

4 young, giggling stewardesses immediately crowd around Gordon with a selection of beverages... a 5th swoons.

Spork99

Canon EOS M6 Mk II

Canon EF-M 22mm STM Lens

02/26/2008 01:50:49 PM · #6

Originally posted by GeneralE:

Originally posted by Spazmo99:

Originally posted by Gordon:
daymn, I'm flying on Southwest this Friday. I'm concerned.

Don't show up at the gate wearing your miniskirt and you should be just fine.

Wouldn't that be mini-kilt in this case? Besides, if it's his own clan's tartan it should be perfectly OK anyway ...

I'm pretty sure Gordon has at least some experience wearing a dress.

Gordon

RIM BlackBerry Curve

Canon EF 85mm f/1.8 USM

02/26/2008 01:38:47 PM · #7

I'm going to demand drinks as soon as I get on the plane. If they refuse I'll ask if it's because I'm too pretty. I'm sure it'll go down well.

_eug

Nikon D50

02/26/2008 01:37:03 PM · #8

GeneralE

Canon PowerShot S3 IS

Canon 12x IS USM (S3 IS built-in Lens) -- 36-432mm (35mm EQ)

02/26/2008 01:33:41 PM · #9

Originally posted by Spazmo99:

Originally posted by Gordon:
daymn, I'm flying on Southwest this Friday. I'm concerned.

Don't show up at the gate wearing your miniskirt and you should be just fine.

Wouldn't that be mini-kilt in this case? Besides, if it's his own clan's tartan it should be perfectly OK anyway ...

rex

Canon PowerShot SD780

02/26/2008 12:57:23 PM · #10

I am willing to put money on the fact that these brats thought they should get special treatment and when they didn't they started whining like little f'in babies. They should have took them in the back spanked them one good time because their parents obviously hadn't and sat there whiny asses back down with some duct tape over there mouths.

FireBird

02/26/2008 11:34:10 AM · #11

Originally posted by Spazmo99:

Originally posted by Gordon:
daymn, I'm flying on Southwest this Friday. I'm concerned.

Don't show up at the gate wearing your miniskirt and you should be just fine.

My eyes!!!!!!

Jennysue24

02/26/2008 11:34:08 AM · #12

What a waste of time and energy. Time being all the people such as myself wasting there time reading this B.S. Don't they have anything better to do??? Energy as in I belive there are more important things that the news, Southwest, and those girls could be using all that wastfull energy on. Such as the WAR, Education, and World peace. What kind of world are we living in that these girls think there
actuall going to make a buck off this please get a life.
That's just one person's option....

Spork99

Canon EOS M6 Mk II

Canon EF-M 22mm STM Lens

02/26/2008 10:38:43 AM · #13

Originally posted by Gordon:

daymn, I'm flying on Southwest this Friday. I'm concerned.

Don't show up at the gate wearing your miniskirt and you should be just fine.

Canon EF 100-400mm f/4.5-5.6L IS

02/26/2008 10:34:59 AM · #14

Originally posted by Gordon:

daymn, I'm flying on Southwest this Friday. I'm concerned.

You needn't be. We've seen your self portraits. ;-P

Gordon

RIM BlackBerry Curve

Canon EF 85mm f/1.8 USM

02/26/2008 10:33:20 AM · #15

daymn, I'm flying on Southwest this Friday. I'm concerned.

Canon EOS-5D Mark IV

02/26/2008 10:31:24 AM · #16

Originally posted by Chinabun:

wasn't southwest also the ones who supposedly discriminated against the girl with big boobs?

See this video

Sigma 105mm f/2.8 EX DG Macro for Canon

02/26/2008 10:24:05 AM · #17

Originally posted by levyj413:

But your insistence that the best-looking attendant drop them individually into your mouth while the others waved a palm frond was too much.

*sigh* I guess it'd be OK if she dropped the grapes in pairs. They're usually eager to bid me a frond farewell, though.

Limbo

Canon EOS Rebel SL1

02/26/2008 10:14:26 AM · #18

Originally posted by Telehubbie:

Umm... yeah. And that Flashdance outfit is attractive too. :-/

Too true!!

levyj413

Nikon D7100

Tamron SP AF 17-50mm f/2.8 Di II LD Aspherical (IF) for Nikon

02/26/2008 10:13:38 AM · #19

Originally posted by scalvert:

So I'm not the only one? I expect a free upgrade to First Class based on my ruggedly handsome looks alone, but Southwest has the audacity to treat me like anybody else. They don't even bow their heads, and even laughed at me once over a simple request for peeled grapes. I think a class action lawsuit is in order. :-/

Shannon, you have to know the limits. Peeled grapes are perfectly reasonable. But your insistence that the best-looking attendant drop them individually into your mouth while the others waved a palm frond was too much. For that, you have to fly a full-service airline, not a discounter like Southwest.

Chinabun

Canon PowerShot SD990 IS

02/26/2008 10:10:49 AM · #20

wasn't southwest also the ones who supposedly discriminated against the girl with big boobs?

Telehubbie

Canon EOS-40D

Canon EF 24-70mm f/2.8L USM

02/26/2008 10:06:24 AM · #21

Umm... yeah. And that Flashdance outfit is attractive too. :-/

FireBird

02/26/2008 10:03:00 AM · #22

Well, considering I was on that flight they were darn lucky to even get a water. The flight attendants were all up in first class fawning over me. I asked what was going on when they took those two off and an attendant told me it was just a rendition flight.